Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam SEED Destiny. I only own Rey's fuchia boa.

Summary: During a eulogy to commemorate the passing of Heine, the pilots of the Minerva discover a deep, dark secret they never knew about themselves.

This is my first time writing first person POV's. One POV will be per chapter and will contain innuendo of AsuHeine, ShinnHeine, ReyHeine, LunaHeine, crack pairing: KiraHeine and first ever written pair, HeineHeine.

Heine's Hiney.

Shinn POV
Asses Everywhere.

Err … well … my name is Shinn Asuka. I pilot the Impulse Gundam on the Minerva, not as if that's of any relevance anyway; I'm actually supposed to say a few things about Heine since this is something like a eulogy for him, or that's what Vino tells me. I really should know better than to listen to Vino. The last time I did, I ended up butt naked in gay bar somewhere on Aprilius, but that's getting too far beside the point. Rey did look hot in a fuchsia boa, though.

Heine … ne? Heine … Heine … well, let's see; I didn't really know all that much about him. I do know that he was in the Hawking's team during the battle at Jachin Due, that's what he told Athrun. Tch, why am I not surprised? Everyone tells Athrun everything just for the reason that he's Athrun Zala, hero. Eugh. He makes me sick. I mean, here I am, working my ass off, not to mention, saving the Minerva numerous times in battle, and yet, everyone's always like, 'ooh, Athrun. Ooh, he's so great. Ooh, he's so talented. Ooh, Athrun wears a plum coloured suit but is still cool even though purple makes his ass look twice its size.

…

Did I just say that?

Jesus hell. I did! I've been checking out Athrun's ass without realising it. Luna is going to have a hell of a field day if she ever finds out. Shit! I need to go and look at Mayu's phone now.

Okay, I'm back.

Where was I? Oh, yeah. Heine; almost forgot - I feel so much calmer when I'm holding Mayu's phone. It's a very attractive shade of pink – anyway, he's okay. I thought he was a bit talkative at first, but when you hang around Rey for as long as I have, you tend to find a rock talkative. Nevertheless, Heine is, or rather, was a nice guy. He looks very nice in the Elite uniform too, much better than Athrun anyway. I've heard Athrun and perfect little Miss Orb talk about this guy Yzak a few times (as in Yzak Jule; Commander Jule?) and from what I gather, he hates Athrun as well. I would very much like to meet him one day.

Sorry for getting off the topic, but I lost my sister in the war, I'm entitled to be confused and enraged. Speaking of confused, I ran into Youlan last night, and … well, Youlan is good. I have to hand it to him. No one can stroke the matter with as much passion as he did, I think him and Vino get a lot of practice.

But getting back to Heine. He was a good guy. He even managed to get the upper hand on Mr. Perfect, Athrun. His GOUF was dead sexy as well, but hell, the whole package was F. I. N. E. I also really liked his hair; I wonder what he used to make it stay that way? Now that I think about it, Heine's got one sexy behind to match. It's all round and firm. I'm not the only one who thinks so too. I swear I saw Rey make a pass for it (I glare at you for that, Rey) while they were headed out towards the hanger and Athrun's been staring at it non-stop since the first time they met. It's such a shame, really. It's all Gaia and Freedom's fault! If he hadn't interfered, Heine's ass would still be available. Damn, I hate him so much.

In due time, I will be the strongest pilot ZAFT has ever seen, and then I'll show Athrun and Gladys-kanchou and that Freedom pilot. I will be the best! The best! Now if you excuse me, I have to go and play with Mayu's phone a little more before bed, maybe get a chance to play with something else too. I hope Rey's free. It's always more fun to have two heads instead of one :D

End Shinn.

Yes, short and somewhat retarded :D Next chapter will be Luna.

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