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Heine's Hiney.

Luna POV
Gossip Folk.

My name is Lunamaria Hawke. I pilot the ZAKU Warrior on the Minerva. I'm here today to talk about our dear friend and comrade, Heine Westenfluss who was lost tragically in battle. I didn't really know him too well, but he was a very nice … very cute … very gay … guy. I remember the first time we met; it was just after I found out that Athrun's been having a hot and steamy night with Lacus Clyne. The nerve of that guy! It was totally unorthodox and not at all proper for a soldier of his stature to be doing those – cough – whatever he was do to her. What if it was the Chairman who had found them?

Who am I kidding? The Chairman wouldn't do anything to Athrun, not matter what kind of criminal act he's committed. Athrun's always loved by all. Not to mention the nerve of that woman, hanging onto him like she owns him. Sure, she's his fiancé and all, but that still doesn't give her the right to smother him, or sleep in his bed. She is an idol, a role model to girls everywhere. What will they think when they find out that their so-called 'idol' has been playing whore to Athrun's pimping?

So what if she is 'Lacus Clyne'? So what if she does have the biggest, bounciest tits in ZAFT (is it just me, or has her breasts gotten bigger since the last time she was on TV?) Somebody's got a secret :D

I think I miss Heine suddenly. Although it was for a short time, gossiping with him was fun! Did you know that Yzak Jule – as in Commander Jule of the Voltaire – is shagging one of his subordinates? Or should I say, submissive-ordinates? Damn, Heine, why did you have to go so soon? You didn't even have the chance to tell me what you saw when you passed by the meeting room.

Anyway, where was I again? Oh yeah, Heine. I loved Heine, he was funny, smart, and witty … and he had the sexiest butt. Really, I'm not kidding! Just ask any of the guys. I know for sure Shinn's been gunning for him, Rey … I'm not really sure about Rey though. I mean, he shares a dorm with Shinn, and Shinn's one of the biggest pervert I've seen, ever, even bigger than Athrun. Just last night I saw Shinn sneaking up on Youlan; unfortunately, Gladys-kanchou chose that exact time to call me to her office. But now he has this particularly scandalized look on his face whenever Shinn's around. Now that I think about it, why do you think his Mobile Suit is called Impulse? Look up Impulse and you'll find its definition of words to be desire, urge … itch.

Itchy, echi … geddit? No? Nevermind. Anyway, Shinn also has this thing with his sister's phone, but I won't get into that right now (we've got to keep the innocent, innocent) But Rey, with what kind of inner power he possesses, is like completely immune to Shinn's perversion.

I think I have some suspicions about Rey and Chairman Dullindal now. I went to look for Shinn a few days ago (after finding out that Athrun's a completely wank!) and Rey's diary was laying open on the bed. I didn't want to read it, really, I didn't, but it was just too tempting! So like what any other self-respecting girl would do, I surrendered to the urge. I wish I hadn't now, because I kind off … err … how do I put this? I kind off … found a naked picture of Chairman Dullindal inside. That just leaves me in awkward position at this moment … though; I bet it's not as awkward as some of the positions Commander Jule gets into :D

Shit, Heine! I want to know what happened in that meeting room!

Maybe I could ask Athrun, they were in the same team at one point in time. At least I would, if I was talking to him now. Stupid Athrun.

I hate him so much. I hate the way he acts. I hate the way he walks and the way his hair billows in the wind. I hate his perfect aim when it comes to shooting. I hate his flawless skin (I wonder what kind of moisturiser he uses?) I hate his silky soft hair. I hate him … but I want him, so badly! Why, oh why?

Heine, why did you and your perfect little ass have to go so soon? This is one of the times I think I need a girlfriend to talk to. Maybe I should blow myself up too, and then I'll finally get to find out what Commander Jule did in that meeting room.

End Luna.

If I'm not mistaken, echi means pervert :D

By the way, I forgot to mention that next POV will be Rey's :D Thanks to the reviewers who reminded me.

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