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If you like Rey, be warned that I've successfully turned him into a big pervert.

Heine's Hiney.


Rey POV.
Lolita Complex.

… Heine was nice … Gil is nice, so that's not much of a compliment to give someone. I don't really know what I'm supposed to say about Heine, I knew him for about ten seconds on average. I actually didn't even want to do this in the first place, but Shinn told me that Gil would be doing this too. Damn you, Shinn. He always gets me that way. Really, are my infatuation and I really that obvious? Sure, I sparkle and look up at him with admiration in my eyes, but what's to say that it isn't just that, admiration?

Speaking of Gil, I wonder what else he's doing, and with whom? I hope it's not with that two bit whore Athrun. I think I have more things I'd rather say to Athrun than about Heine - ah, oh yes. One thing I can say is that Heine had an ass like you wouldn't believe. I know it's shallow and insulting to judge a person by the size of his butt or the size of his basket (which Gil completely rules, by the way) but sometimes, it just can't be helped. Take Athrun for example. Doesn't he notice that purple does not compliment you in the buns department? I think Shinn's noticed. I think Shinn's wondering why he's thinking of Athrun's ass. I also think Shinn's wondering whether I would like to play pin the tail on the donkey's ass with him tonight. And how do I know this? I call it the tingle of the Newtype senses, but you can just say that Shinn's easier to read than a book's cover.

Honestly, that boy's always going around, brooding and mourning but it's obvious that he has sex on the mind twenty-four seven. Just last night I saw him pulling a quick one on Youlan; doesn't he know that Vino would kill him if he finds out? I suspect it's just to get back at him for that stunt he pulled on Aprilius. I have to admit; watching Shinn being smothered by a couple of leather daddy's was quite funny.

Speaking of leather daddy's, I wonder if Gil's new whip has already arrived?

Getting off the subject for a moment, Lunamaria's been staring at me strangely since these past few days. I'm not sure why, but whenever I turn to look at her, she's always blushing and looking away embarrassed. I suspect it has something to do with the picture of Gil that I found in page thirty-four; it should have been in page thirty-six. The nerve of that girl. As if she doesn't peep into Athrun's room in the dead of the night, trying to catch a glimpse of his nude ass I assume. Though, I can't help but notice that Athrun's butt at a certain angle looks bigger than even Meyrin's.

Really.

Since I'm talking about Lunamaria, I might as well get on the subject of Meyrin as well. That little girl thinks I don't notice that she blatantly copied my hairstyle, the nerve of her. I ought to ask Gil to reprimand her. After all, it was Gil who wanted me to keep my hair long. I've always fancied a buzz cut, honestly, but Gil says that long hair makes me look sexier, and who am I to go against what he says? After all, Gil knows all. Except for when he reinstated Athrun and invited him to join FAITH. I will always wonder why he did that.

No, I won't actually. I know that Gil finds him attractive. I have to admit, even if I don't like Athrun all that much, I can't deny that he is indeed beautiful. Shinn agrees too. Shinn also thinks that he doesn't get some of the recognition he deserves because other people think Athrun is very beautiful too. Shinn has also developed a grudge against the pilot of Freedom - don't tell him I mentioned this, but I found Freedom to be a very sexy Gundam :D I'm sure the pilot is very sexy as well. Now that I think about it, I heard Gil mention that Athrun was having a relationship with the pilot of Freedom during the war. What about the representative, I wonder?

Speaking of relationships, I passed by the ships meeting room a few days ago, before Heine died, and heard him talking with Lunamaria about Commander Jule and his man-slave. I wonder if they would like to couple with Gil and I next time:D

I should end this right now and go find Shinn; I think he's currently wondering why the dorm's holding a particularly leathery smell. The truth is, I ran across this website the other day, and had a pretty interesting chat with someone called Athrunbackwards (I would be lying if I said that it wasn't the name that got may attention)who knows quite a lot about leather, straps and buckles. You could call it … experimentation :D


End Rey.

Yzak was banging Dearka; I'm not a big fan of hetero-pairings, besides, I don't really care for Shiho, I only found out who she was lately o.O;

Next up will be the poor victim of everyone's shunning, Athrun.