What happened to Eckels and Spork.
Remember how I told you Cath, Warrick, Nick and Greg were not important to the story? Scratch that, you won't believe what I found out! (aka what my twisted mind suddenly came up with)
So a quick recap, Cath, Warrick and Nick were at their crime scene being all unimportant, poor Greggo was following the never-ending drag marks and Grissom and Sara were… you know, busy.
But here is where the plot thickens, apparently none of them were doing what I told you they were (apart from Grissom and Sara of course).
Cath, Warrick and Nick are at their crime scene.
Cath: I can't stand the constant flirting between Grissom and Sara! We've got to do something about it.
Warrick & Nick: I know!
Cath: we have to get those two together, I mean Grissom made it clear he needs a screw and Sara needs someone to tell her its ok when she wakes up all covered in cold sweat.
Warrick: (winks) you know it. (he's a married man!)
Nick: exactly!
If only they knew that Grissom and Sara were… you know, busy, all this part of the story wouldn't have happened, good job they didn't know!
Nick: there's only one problem.
Cath & Warrick: Spork.
Nick: so, what will we do?
Warrick: were CSI, if someone knows how to get rid of a body, I mean a person, it's us.
Cath: let's call Greg.
Meanwhile… Greg is following the never-ending drag marks, being all grumpy (don't blame him, those drag marks are never-ending)
Greg: (doing a Grissom voice) Greg you follow the tracks, Greg you do the dirty work, then take water… grump.
He suddenly gets thirsty (you know desert and all) "well at least Grissom was right about the water" he snorts and takes a swig. But what are dear Greggo doesn't know is that the water bottle he took was also poisoned (sorry sweetened) with GSR.
insert a ringtone
Greg: Hello… yes…. of course I hate her… yes they do need to get together… oh I like! Ill be there as quick as I can.
Good job stories don't have traffic jams.
Greg meets up with Cath, Warrick and Nick and they sit down to discus their plans.
Greg: so how are we getting rid of Sophia?
Nick, Warrick & Cath: Spork!
Greg: sorry, Spork.
Cath: I war thinking a simple murder with a weird knife.
Nick: yea! "Committed" style!
Warrick: so anyone know where she lives?
Greg: chicks dig me, I always get an address.
The stare at him their eyes wide open with horror.
Greg: relax, Im done with women who want Grissom, I never went there.
Cath: right, let's go!
Their all disguised, disposed of any evidence (I don't have the time to explain how they got ready, its very detailed), holding weird knifes like the one in "committed" and are ready to kill. (well anyone is always ready to kill Spork)
So they open the door and march into Spork's apartment all commando (like the scene in the first ep of the 6th season) and burst out laughing! Why you ask? Right in front of them on the floor are Spork and Eckels… you know, busy.
What will they do now you ask? In a spontaneous act of hate (and I must emphasize the word hate) they kill them both! and make it look like they killed each other!
On their way back to the lab they start singing a song that goes something like: "Spork is dead, Spork is dead!
we didn't even have to put a gun to her head!
She was rolling on the floor with Eckels the boar,
oh the gore, the gore!"
When Cath shushes them: Im calling Brass!
Cath: hello, yea it's Cath, next murder you give to us ok? Yea Grissom and Sara are… you know, busy.
-THE END-