Super College Dayz

AN: Hey just decided I'd make this little story. Characters may be a little OC learn to deal with it. Rated M for: Sexual content, Drugs, language, Some violence and crude humor. Please review. I love reviews. Mmmmm….reviews…I don't own Super Smash brothers. I also don't own any products, movies or books made fun of in this story. Italicized means it's Link narrating. Don't forget that now.

Link sat a bus stop in white suit black slacks and busted up tennis shoes. A feather softly landed next to his foot. He picked it up and examined it, and then he put it in his Curios George In the Hood book. A black woman in her late thirties sat next to him at the bench. She seemed occupied with her magazine Link pulled out a box of chocolates.

"Want some chocolates?" asked Link nicely. "Oh yes, I love chocolate." Replied the woman holding out her hand. Link yanked back the box and ate all the chocolates quickly. "Well too bad, there all mine!" laughed Link maliciously. Link looked down at her shoes. "Those must be real comfortable shoes…I want em!" Link yanked off the poor lady's red high heels and ran away onto the college campus.

Hi my name is Link and this is a story about my friends and me. We were all seniors going to the University of New Hampshire. And as you all well know when you're a senior crazy stuff happens!

Later at night on the balcony of a frat house DK pushed a beer keg off the balcony onto unsuspecting victims. "Take that Mother Fers!" yelled DK while flipping the bird.

That's DK he's one crazy dude all he does is drink and man does he drink. That's why I idolize him, I mean it's pretty impressive to be able to drink a whole barrel of vodka without even getting tipsy!

In the frat house people are smoking pot. Link walks in drinking a beer can. Fox greets him. Fox has a beer mug in hand. "Well how do you do Link? Ready for exams?" asked Fox. "Oh, exams! I totally forgot! That's okay my teacher is Ms. Redfield. I can persuade her to give me a B." explained Link.

This is Fox one of my closest friends. His claim to fame is that he had sex with Samus, Peach, Ms. Redfield, and Zelda all in one morning. He's also the only guy in our group of friends who hasn't gotten in trouble with the law at least once.

Suddenly Popo rushes in and starts screaming. "Someone tipped off the fuzz! There coming here!" Popo ran into a wall, he was obviously high and didn't know what to do. However else did running for their college lives jumping off balconies and stuff.

Nana and Popo were just kind of there nobody particularly cared about them. We knew that there was only one person dirty enough to tip off the cops about our party. That was Ness. He was a brat and would tell people anything for some cash. I jumped off a balcony to save myself from spending the night in jail.

The cops burst in and everyone could hear Popo being carried away. "No! Please don't call my mommy! She'll kill me! Meanies!" whined Popo as he was stuffed into a police car. Fox shook his head. "Idiot." Then sipped from his beer mug.

We swam out of the pool then ran to our dorms where it would be safe. In my dorm were Marth and Roy. "Hey guys! Got any towels?" I asked. "Sure." Marth handed Link a towel.

Mart and Roy are complex people. Silent but deadly. They always stay and study rarely going out to parties. I can call them friends but were not huge buddies.

I noticed a leg sticking out from underneath the bunk bed. "Whose that?" I asked. Roy sighed. "Peach you can come out now." Said Roy. Peach crawled out from under the bed. "Hi." She whispered bare naked covering her breasts with her hands. There was suddenly a knock at the door. "Bowser! Hall patrol!" stated Bowser. Peach ran and hid in the bathroom.

Crap! It was Bowser! Bowser used to be cool but then he joined hall patrol ever since then he's become a control freak. Ruining lives, relationships and independence. If you were caught doing anything remotely bad you were sure the D.A. would here about it in a week.

"Coming." Link replied. "Shiznit! What do we do? If he sees Peach were done for!" whispered Marth. Bowser burst in. "Okay I have had reports of girls moaning sounds coming from this room! Confess or the punishment will be more severe!" snapped Bowser. Peach came out now in lingerie. Bowser stood there mouth agape and drooling.

"Bowser! You can't tell please I'm begging you!…Besides a handsome dinosaur like you wouldn't rat on a pretty girl like me…would you?" winked Peach. Bowser grinned. However Bowser quickly changed his expression. "Yeah right do you think I'm that gullible? First thing tomorrow I'm telling the D.A. and you can stop me!" laughed Bowser as he ran out of the dorm room scribbling something on his clipboard.

"Great! Once my parents find out they'll transfer me to some loser school closer to home like the University of Koopas!" shivered Peach. "Don't worry I have a cool cat who can help us get out of this." Said Link pulling out a cell phone.

I called my friend Mewtwo he could help us get out of this scenario. We went way back to middle school always causing trouble and always fighting over which movie was better. If everything worked out I could get some love form Peach!

AN: Next chapter to come soon. But not until I get some reviews.