Just Like in Die Hard

AN: Here is Chapter Two of Super College Dayz enjoy. I don't own SSMB or Die Hard. R&R.

Link got in his car and drove to Mewtwo's penthouse. When Link entered the penthouse he gawked at the expensive paintings and furniture. Not to mention the entertainment system with advanced equipment he's never seen before.

When I walked into Mewtwo's office he sat there smoking a large Cuban cigar with a stylish business suit on and a 1940's style cap. He looked at me murmuring something to Luigi.

Luigi began to speak. "Mr. Mewtwo apologizes sir. He has a sore throat from all the smoke he's inhaled and I will speak for him. He will slap me if I say something he doesn't agree with. Understand?"

I nodded my head. Luigi and Mewtwo were both tough cookies. They could tear a man to pieces just by staring at him.

"Mewtwo I need some equipment to sneak into the Dorm Administrators office tonight."

"He knows, he can read minds."

"So can you give them to me."

"Yes, right away!"

Mewtwo suddenly slapped Luigi hard. "For a price." Luigi corrected. Link cocked an eyebrow. "What kind of price?" "You take five boxes to Pikachu don't open the crates don't do anything with them. Just give the crates to Pikachu at 912 Lakewood Drive. You don't do this and you'll get a nasty call from us!"

Mewtwo glared at Luigi and then slapped him into a wall hard. Luigi pulled his face out of the wall and sighed. "Or Mr. Link you'll get a nine millimeter to the head." Luigi then fainted. Mewtwo looked at me then signaled for me to leave. I obeyed.

Later that night I was above the sunroof of the D.A.'s office. I cut a hole in the glass then used a rope and pulley system to lower myself down to the desk. I searched frantically through the desk looking for the note, then I checked the mailbox but there was nothing. I scratched my head in wonder.

Suddenly Bowser burst through with three ninjas at his side. "Hello Link!" roared Bowser. Link spun around to see Bowser. "Bowser!" "I knew you'd come and I'm ready now to destroy you, I never even sent the letter. It was all a trap to get you six feet under, now kill Link!" Bowser pointed to me as the Ninjas charged.

I kicked one Ninja in the groin and easy task and he was soon and the ground holding his balls and crying. Then another ninja came jabbing knives at me I dodged the knives then poked him in the yes. He let out a high pitched scream and back flipped onto the ground to wither in pain. The next ninja was more formidable her kicked me in the stomach then pushed me against the desk. I pulled out a ball point pin and stabbed him in the eye. "Just like in Die Hard Byotch!" The ninjas were now all defeated and Bowser ran away. Though I was happy Bowser was defeated I knew now I'd have to go and find Pikachu.

I arrived at Lakewood Drive around midnight and saw Pikachu smoking weed waiting for the crates. I handed him the crates and he loaded them but a loud noise was heard and sirens.

"Oh crap! The fuzz! Y-You must've led them here!" stammered Pikachu. "N-No, I didn't!…Bowser! He did this!" sighed Link. "If the DEA find these crates do you know how much trouble we'll be in?" Cop cars pulled up and a captured Pikachu in a pokeball. Pikachu cursed and screamed as he was imprisoned from afar. Link darted away into the bushes. A Cop signaled off his patrol. "Let him go, we got what we came for." The cops laughed evilly some happily as the walked away.

AN: Don't do drugs like Pikachu. Pikachu…My anti-drug. So what did you think? R&R Next chapter coming soon.