Ms. Refield are you trying to seduce me?
AN: Sorry I haven't written in so long I've been entering a lot of writing contests and so the creative side of my brain has just been drained but anyway I'm here now and let's begin this very short chapter. I don't own Playboy or Super Smash Brothers.
What was I going to do? I had just gotten Pikachu arrested on drug charges! When I finally made it back on campus I immediately started to run towards my dorm but while doing so I bumped into Ms. Redfield. Ms. Refield was the incredibly hot professor she taught business but based on Fox she had climbed to the top with loans she never had to pay back.
"Oh, Ms. Redfield sorry I didn't mean to bump into you like that." I apologized. "That's okay Link, why were you running so fast anyway?" she asked while brushing off her mini-skirt. I explained the entire story. Ms. Redfield looked very angry her face growing tomato red. "What you idiot Pikachu gives me my crack in exchange for blow jobs!" spat Ms. Redfield.
Ms. Refield then went into a tirade of how she was going to rat me out to the police, I couldn't let this happen so I tried to persuade her. When this didn't work I decided that blackmail was the only appropriate option.
"Well what about you? Don't act like don't have anything on you!" I countered. Ms. Redfield looked at me puzzled so I decided to clue her in. "You had sex with Fox a student, do crack so I know it's in your system, you really don't have a teaching certificate and you posed in playboy under the name Candy Summers!" Ms. Redfield looked at me for a long time then quickly crouched down and started to massage my groin area.
A lot happened in that hour stuff I will not go over in great detail, let's just say Ms. Refield made me a very happy man. When I arrived back at my dorm Marth was watching his favorite movie Super Goose Saves Christmas I stuck out my tongue in disgust and went to take a shower. The next day I walked into the hallway only to see a good 15 men in black suits searching the campus, I decided to approach one.
"What's going on here sir?" I asked while looking around. "Well you see we received a tip from a local member of the mafia that illegal drugs were on campus. Yes it's a member of the mafia but he's so well respected in the art of crime we decided to follow his lead. We've already arrested troublemaker Pichu who was handing out non-sterilized needles and cough syrup."
"Cough syrup what's so bad with that?"
"Shut up imbecile you don't know anything about drugs!"
"Isn't that a good thing?"
"Stop it! I hate you and now I'm going to go home and touch myself!"
As the agent walked away I devised a plan to escape Mewtwo's mafia grip, I'd have to resolve this conflict somehow. Just then Bowser accompanied by four agents pointed me out "There he is! That's the guy who bought that 50 pound block of uncut cocaine you found in my duffel bag!" he barked. Running down the hall I thought of who could help me out of this and the answer was Dr. Mario!"
AN: Okay real short chapter I know give me a break I'll update soon.