Straight to Video

AN: Sorry it's been so long since I've updated I've had a ton to do, but now I'm finally finished and I have the chapter right here as always read and review I don't own any of the characters or products you read about.

I finally reached Dr. Mario's house I entered without knocking because I'm rather rude and the door was unlocked. If anybody has played my popular RPG games they know that I'll walk into a person's home unannounced and take a few items for the road. To be fair to myself however all the greats do it. They just walk into a person's home without saying anything and take their possessions, the people never stop you either they smile happily and then even give you tips on how to complete a mission. After all I'm Link people would kill their grandmothers for me.

Dr. Mario sat on his couch unaware of my presence jacking off to some x-rated porn video. It was an erotic sequel to Tomb Raider since nobody went to go see the movie for the plot it was only obvious that an erotic sequel would be made where Tomb Raider would end of raiding somebody's bed.

Dr. Mario was stunned when I greeted him; quickly tossing away the lotion he began to sound professional with the video still in the background. "What are you watching?" I asked. "Just a little Tomb Raider, I'm an action movie fan."

"Uh-huh."

"Please don't tell anybody I'm so embarrassed."

"It's okay everybody does it."

"No, actually Ness doesn't know how."

I was puzzled on how Ness couldn't know how to pleasure himself but I shrugged it off and then explained to Dr. Mario the entire situation; something I was really getting tired of doing and it's only the fourth chapter.

"What do you need me for?" he asked rubbing his chin. "You are the town doctor lie to the cops and say I have a severe illness in which I need to illegal drugs to survive. I also need you to lie and say Pikachu is sick so you can operate on him and kill him during surgery."

"Simple enough, anything for a friend and I hate Pikachu like everyone else with half a brain to use."

"Brilliant! When can you do it?"

"First thing tomorrow morning. You can crash at my place until the heat stops looking for you."

I slept uncomfortably as I thought about what could happen while I was absent from college worst of all I was going to miss one of my classes. After finally falling sleep I woke up to an empty house I frantically looked around the TV was playing the movie Tarzan II another straight to video release. I made some waffles and watched the news as suddenly I realized something horrible!

"Hello I'm Trisha Henderson we are here liver outside the house of Dr. Mario who says he has in his home a suspect in a local campus drug raid. He is armed with a sword and considered extremely dangerous. Police are about to charge into the house as I speak!"

The bitch Dr. Mario had sold me out! He was going to get me arrested! I had to think fast so I just started running. That's right I ran! I ran; to the end of the driveway, I ran all the way to the end of the block then the S.W.A.T. team dog piled me and I was arrested.

"We've got you now and you're little fairy too!" chuckled one officer as he held up in a bottle Naivi. Naivi screamed and flew around in the container cussing out the cops. "You bastards will never keep me down…fairy power!"

What was I going to do now I was trapped in a very sticky situation; mildly speaking. I just sighed deeply as the car drove down the long road to the pedantry, I didn't know the unexpected was about to happen, mainly because I wasn't expecting it.

AN: Well that's it for this chapter, stick around more to come!