When Inu meets Elric

Disclamer: Hellooo, do I look like I own ANY anime? I don't own Inu-yasha or Fullmetal Alchemist, ok?

Libragirl25: Hey Everybody.If you want to know what Ed is is going to call the Col., he's going to call him a flame pervert.( Well try anyway. :P )

Lyrina: Hey, aren't you going to introduce me?

Libragirl25: Oh yeah, everybody, this is Lyrina, she helps me write this. Well, I hope you like our story.R&R!

ONE DAY, IN CENTRAL,

Edward Elric and his little brother Alphonse Elric were outside Col. Roy mustang's office, waiting for Mustang to tell them where they should look for the Philospher's stone."Ya'know, Al, I'm getting tired of EVERYBODY calling me ..." Edward started to say,when LT. Hawkeye called them into Mustang's office."Ah, Edward, Alphonse, I think I know where you should look for the Philospher's stone next." Ed sighed. "Let me guess, you're gonna send us to a far away place,mabye Japan." Mustang looked shocked."Wow, Fullmetal, you guessed it." Ed was stunned." Wow, we're acually going to Japan?Cool, I could use a vacation." Ed said carelessly. Mustang looked at Ed harshly. No, Fullmetal, you're going to Japan to look for the Philospher's stone, not on vacation.And the cool thing is, the're shorter than you, and that's sayin' something." Ed's eyes turned blackish. "Uh, Col., you might want to cover your ears." Al quietly pointed out. But he said it too late. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT AND ANT COULD BEAT HIM UP, FLAME PER..." Al covered Ed's mouth. "He didn't mean that, Col.Mustang sir, he just got mad that's all. Ed, be quiet, do you want us both to get in trouble?"Al uncovered Ed's mouth and Ed sat down. "Traitor" he muttered. "You need to watch your language Edward, it could get you into trouble.Now, I ordered Armstrong to accompany you to the airport. Have a safe trip."Mustang waved them off.

TWO HOURS LATER

"Ahhhh, this is the life, first class, a hot tub and most of all, there will be nobody in Japan who can call me, uh, vertically challenged." Edward was in his own jet, with only him, Al, and the pilot." Al looked at his carefree brother, and sighed.Ed looked at him. "What's wrong Al? Homesick?" Al shook his head. No, it's just, well, there probally be no fun." Ed laughed."Don't worry Al, we can go see some samuri's, cool, huh?" Al laughed. Yeah, I guess it would be fun to see you challenge one though." Ed stared, then looked away."Yeah, I guess it would be kinda fun to beat one." Al laughed."What's so funny, Al?" "I was thinking it would be fun to see you get your butt kicked." Ed spewed the soda he was drinking."What's that supposed to mean!" he demanded."Al laughed. "Just kidding." Ed relaxed." You better be."

A few minutes later, the pilot landed the plane, and the boys got out. "Hey Al, look at these stones, Here, take one." Ed handed a shard of a stone to Al." Hey Al, look at this well. Come on let's find...Whoahhhhh!" Ed started to fall, but Al grabbed him, who lst his balence, and toppled in after Ed. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"