Emerald 2

"It's Michael Jackson!" Shadow yelled out.

"Oh god no…" Kazuki said as he charged energy into his blade, "GETALOADOFTHIS!" he yelled out as he was charging towards Michael Jackson.

"HOWDY YA'-" Michael Jackson tried to say, until he got stabbed and randomly imploded.

Shadow blinked and rubbed his eyes, "How the hell did you do that?" he asked amazed.

"Well you see, I poured my energy into the blade which let me…

Meanwhile at the mysterious place…

"What the…-?" the mystery man wondered aloud, "Who do I have left to send?" he bellowed.

"Not much sir. We could send THAT though…" the other one (let's call him James) responded.

"Fine then send the-" the mystery man began to say, "Wait, I bet there's someone watching us right now…" he guessed.

"Yes there is sir, there's actually a camera in here" James said, answering the man's suspicions.

"YOU IDIOT!" he said as he fired a lighting bolt at the camera.

BACK TO ADVENTURE!

"Sonic? What the DAMN are you doing here?" Shadow demanded, "Are you here to be some useless advert again?" He asked impatiently.

"Aflac." Was Sonic's reply.

"…Urge to kill rising…" Shadow stated.

"Um, for your safety, we're gonna go now!" Kazuki blurted out as he grabbed Shadow and dragged him away.

"Let me at him dammit! I'm gonna kill that blue bastard for wasting our time!" Shadow protested. That is, until Kazuki loosed an electric shock onto Shadow to shut him up. "Night…night." he said, right before falling asleep.

"Ugh, finally, I can go a hell of a lot faster without having to wait for him." Kazuki thought aloud as he ran off at unheard of speeds.

"Wait!" Sonic yelled out in another vain attempt to stop him. "Dammit!"

At the third checkpoint…

"Damn it feels good to run this fast again." Kazuki said to no one in particular.

"Uh…what the hell did you do to me…?" Shadow asked as he awoke (he was being carried).

"Oh, that? I just sent a small shock through your body which caused you to fall unconscious for a small while." Kazuki explained.

"So you really can use magic…" Shadow mused aloud.

"Yeah. What? You thought I was lying before?" Kazuki questioned.

"Well…-" Shadow began to answer, only to be cutoff.

"On second thought…don't answer that." Kazuki interrupted.

"Okay…" Shadow complied as they ran off.

"Shadow! Bring the eme-" the strange floating eye (Doom's Eye) started, only to be interrupted. (sensing a pattern here?)

"No." Shadow said as they continued running.

Doom's Eye starts crying at this, "Shadow you meanie! I'm going to Blog about you and listen to Taking Back Sunday!" Doom's Eye said as he flew off.

At the loop…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!111" Shadow screamed out while running on the loop, "CAN'T STOP!" he yelled out.

"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU IDIOT!" Kazuki yelled out as they pulled out of the loop, "There. Better now?" he asked.

"Not really…" Shadow said uneasily as they shoot off into the air from a dash panel.

"Fine," Kazuki said as they landed on the next checkpoint, "Just use that then." He said pointing towards a vehicle.

"Yeah, I think I'll use that." Shadow said, thankful he didn't have to keep running the way he felt.

Meanwhile at the mysterious place… (Again?)

"James!" the man yelled, "Aren't you done yet? If you don't hurry, then all the data we retrieved will be for nothing!" he said.

"It's finished sir, now can I get a sandwich? James asked.

The man sighed at this, "Fine…" he reluctantly said.

At the fifth checkpoint…

"Finally, we found it…" Shadow said running up to the emerald.

"Hmm…I've got the feeling this is a trap…" Kazuki said, with a hint of worry in his voice.

"Nonsense." Shadow said as he grabbed the emerald.

"The music changed!" Kazuki pointed out. (Yes, they can hear the music…)

Shadow replied, "That's odd…I don't think it's any-" and at that, they were suddenly in the Internet. "-different…OH GOD!" He yelled.

"That song…" Kazuki continued, "It's…

Continued next chapter…

---------------------------------------------It is once again, time for the author's notes!-------------------------------------------------

A/N: I love leaving you in suspense… (NOTE: Anyone who knows me might know what song it is… insane laughter) But seriously, if you have any ideas for future jokes, write them in your review! I'll even give you credit (not lying)!