Emerald 3

"It's the One Winged Angel song from FF7!" Kazuki said.

"Really? I thought it was going to be-" Can you feel the Sunshine? starts playing. "OH DAMN! It's Tails Doll!" Shadow yelled.

"I know where we can go!" Kazuki said, leading Shadow someplace on the Internet.

"Hey…I think I like this pla-" and just then Shadow saw the most scary thing in the world, a Sonadow picture. "AHHHHHHH!111! MY EYES!111!" He said running off.

"Wait!" Kazuki yelled to Shadow, "We need to make this chapter at least four pages in MS Word!" Kazuki said, breaking the fourth wall.

"FOURTH WALL! FOURTH WALL!" Shadow reminded Kazuki.

"Oh right. I won't do it again!" Kazuki said.

"Damn straight." Shadow said as they arrived at GameFAQs.

"Hey look, it's a topic questioning the rating the ESRB gave your game." Kazuki pointed out to Shadow.

"Tell the author to tell them I said "You know I wonder how it got a damned E10+ rating myself, and SSBM getting a T rating is just stupid."" Shadow told Kazuki.

"Got it." Kazuki said, "Yo Ros!" he yelled out.

"I'm typing everything you guys do ya know, so you didn't have to tell me…" I said.

"Oh…right…" Kazuki said, feeling really stupid then, "Well it took up space getting you closer to your four page goal, right?" Kazuki said, trying to make it look like what he did wasn't completely stupid.

"I suppose…" I said, "Now can I get some breakfast?" I asked, but not so much asking, as "Let me get my damn cereal or I will kill you and hide the body where no one will find it" kind of way. You know what I mean?

Kazuki looks at the text above, "Yeah…you do that…" he said, sounding nervous.

"Thank you." I said as I saved the document to take a break and get some cereal.

"Big Brother eh?" Shadow said as they wandered the site. "Could you let me say something?" He asked.

"You're dead in that topic." I pointed out.

"Oh…excuse me while I go cry…" Shadow said, as he walked off to go cry.

"The hell?" Kazuki said, I responded with a shrug. "Go post in that topic about doors." He said.

"Sure," I said, ""Those places are weird in my opinion, I just run in and get the money whenever I find one, but that's just because I see no reason to stick around."" I quoted.

"'Kay, go post in the frying pan topic" Kazuki said.

"K, "Lol, game telling you to stop button mashing."" I said.

"'K, let's go Shadow!" Kazuki said.

"Okay…" Shadow said reluctantly as he followed along.

"Hey look, a light!" Kazuki said as he ran towards it.

"WAIT!" Shadow yelled.

Kazuki started to stop, "What?" he said as he slid to where the light was.

"AHHHHH!" Shadow screamed as they got sucked towards the light.

"Eh-oh. This can't be good." Kazuki said as they ran into the source of the light, breaking it in the process. "Hey look! An item bubble!" he said as Shadow homing attacked it. "Oh yeah, thanks pal." he said sarcastically

"Any time." Shadow said as he fell towards the ground.

"Ah well." Kazuki said as he floated to the ground.

"Do you think you could teach me how to use magic?" Shadow asked.

"Probably not." Kazuki replied.

"But why not?" Shadow said, disappointed.

"Because you have to be capable of using it, and it can take months to figure that kind of stuff out." Kazuki pointed out.

"Oh…damn…" Shadow said sighing, then he saw Sonic. "What the hell are you doing here?" he said.

"Allstate, are you in good hands?" was all Sonic said.

"I'm gonna freakin' kill you god dammit…" Shadow said pulling out a Gatling Gun, but then Can you feel the Sunshine started playing again…

"AHHHHHHHHH!11!11!" they all screamed as they ran, but it was too late…

"Hey guys! Can I help!" asked James. (Had you going there didn't I?)

"JAMES!" I yelled out, "I told you to be evil!" I said, angry at him.

"He wouldn't let me…" James said.

"Why not?" Kazuki said, butting in.

"It all happened about an hour ago…" James started, "I walked in and BAM! He asked me what we should do, so I responded with. "You should use your biz-biz magic!" Then he got angry and made me leave…" he said.

"What about the Tails Doll?" Shadow asked.

"Killed it." James said bluntly, as everyone's eyes went wide.

"But how?" Kazuki yelled, "The Tails Doll is immortal!" he stated.

"It is?" I just cast Meteor Swarm and it died." James said, as Kazuki jumped back in shock.

"How do you know the most powerful fire spell without even being a Magi?" Kazuki asked.

"Huh? What's a Magi?" James asked.

"Never…mind…" Kazuki said.

"Okay, last question." I said. "Why was Can you feel the Sunshine? playing?" I asked, at which point James just shrugged.

"So can I join?" James asked.

"Sure." Was Shadow's answer.

"Why not?" Kazuki answered, "By the way, are you joining Sonic?" Kazuki asked.

"Nope, I'm already traveling with someone else." Sonic said, as he started to run off.

"Who?" Kazuki yelled out.

"She says her name's Krystal!" Sonic said, as he disappeared from view.

"Krystal? Let's go Shadow!" Kazuki said, dragging Shadow with him.

"Yaaaawn…this is boring…" I said, as I hit the fast-forward button, "Look, you guys got the emerald, and now you're at a circus. Alright?"

"Okay." Shadow said, as the screen went dark…

Continued next chapter…

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A/N: Hey guys, it's me. I'm aware that some may not like what I did with this chapter, but I was rapidly getting bored with it, which is why there's no suspense. Now to talk about something…Krystal is a character I made, her and Kazuki are BF/GF, end of story. See you next chapter!