You know what they say! 5

"Do you know where this shoe came from?" I asked, while showing everyone a shoe (Shoey), "It just came outta nowhere!" I said.

"Hm…That's odd…" Shadow said, thinking.

"It must be the work of Torqe Good!" Sonic said.

"You're right!" Kazuki said, "It was so obvious!" he said.

"BING0! THA TOREQE GOOODZORZ!" Some random voice said.

"What the hell was that?" Shadow wondered out loud.

"No clue." Kazuki said while reading the chapter title, "But the next level is going to be a mass production of stupid." He informed everyone.

I open my mouth, only to have Tails interrupt, "Why?" he asked, at which point I played a recording of 'You know what they say, the more the merrier!' over, and over, and over again.

"AHHH!" Shadow yelled, "MAKE IT STOP!" he said, on the verge of sanity.

"Fine." I reluctantly agreed, switching to a recording of I Am… (All of me).

"That's better…" Shadow said.

"MAKE IT STOP!" Said a deep sounding voice.

"Shut up DD." I said, chucking my old broken computer at him, which ended up hitting his eye.

The voice starts crying, "Fine…Be that way!" it said, getting quieter.

"Who was that?" Kazuki asked.

"I don't know…" Was Tails' response.

"O BLAARGGAG?" Shadow said.

"YA BLAARGGAG!" Kazuki replied.

"O RLY?" Sonic said.

"YA RLY!" Tails responded.

"Stop wasting time." The deep voice said.

"JHUMP!" The random voice said.

"The following randomness will be in one paragraph and without pointing out who says what, for space issues (and because I'm a lazy-ass). Thank you." I said.

"Damn you Vaclav!" "Despicable." "Watch out for the dragon's breath!" "S…senel…" "You call that, putting up a fight?" "Moses happy dance!" "My hand's stuck…" "I get anxious when me and another person are good at the same things." "A WINNAR IS YOU!" "THASS SHEEP!" "SUPER MISSILE!" "D00D!" "NO WAI!" "Oh…My God." "You know what they say, shut up Norma!" "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-do a barrel roll!" "STUPID!" "DISHCO DANSHIN!" "I will win, because I am general!" "HOW I MINE 4 FISH?" "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" "Otaple." "Ninjers FTW." "MOAR!" "ROFLMFAO!" "Roffle? Is that even a word?" "I hate you!" "Cookie if you get the reference." "Heaven or Hell, Fight!" "Reusing people time!" "Sit boy, sit!" "I ain't Giet." "You bastard!" "DO THE MARIO!" "Fwoggy?" "I won't give it time to breathe!" "Every drop of sweat in training is one less drop of blood in battle!" "Yeah, but, push-ups?" "BICYCLE KICK!" "FAIND THA COMPUTAR ROOOM!" "Damn, not here…" "LIGHTS OUT!" "Now I are sad." TAKE THIS- TAKE THIS!" "I'll use your- Chaos…CONTROL!" "This is, the ultimate- DISSAPPEAR!" "BELIEVE IT!" "YA WAI!" "GETALOADOFGETALOADOFGETALOADOFTHIS!" "Man I'm sleepy…" "Choa." "Dial is laid backwards… O.O" "What say you Cattygoma?" "FINISH HIM." "It's over!" "ABOUT DAMN TIME!"

"See what the Benny Hills song does to me?" I asked.

"Yes..." They all said, nodding their heads.

"Now go to the Fire Monument, you'll find something there." I said, as I went back to Werites Beacon.

"Okay." Kazuki said, as they ran off to the Fire Monument (which only took three seconds to get there, due to size comparisons).

"Damn, it's hot in here…" Kazuki said, "I wonder why it's so hot?" He thought out loud.

"How should I know? Let's just keep going…" Shadow said.

"Works for me." Tails said.

"Then let's go!" Sonic said as they ran off towards the end of the dungeon, fighting monsters on the way, until they reached the last room…

"That's odd…" Kazuki said, "This room is cold." He pointed out.

"You're right…" Tails said.

"Hm?" Shadow said, looking around, "Huh? Hey guys! Look up!" he said, at which point everyone looked up.

"It's a…-" Tails started, only to realize that he has no idea what it is.

"-Plot hole." I said, after falling through it.

"Why did you fall through it?" Kazuki asked.

"Plot holes always suck me in, I'm not sure why." I said in response.

"Where's it lead?" Shadow asked.

"The Internet, and a boss fight." I answered.

"Got it." Sonic said, as they jumped up into the plot hole, only to hear…

"You know what they say, the more the merrier! You know what they say, the more the merrier! You know what they say, the more the merrier!" Eggman said.

"INDIGNATION!" Sonic said, causing a large amount of lightning to hit Eggman.

"NO WAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Eggman said, retreating.

"YEAH!" Kazuki said, doing a little victory dance, "Huh, oh…" he said, looking away as the screen faded back.

"I'm getting tired of these victory things…" Kazuki said.

"Yeah, me too." Shadow agreed.

"Let's just get the Chaos Emerald." Tails said.

"Right." Shadow said, as they began searching.

Meanwhiles (not a typo)…

"Hm…I think it's this way…" A voice (it sounds female) said, "I've been sensing strong magic signals from this direction, so he must be this way." The voice said as they stepped into the light, revealing a wolf girl, about sixteen from the looks of it, who was roughly 5"7'. "It should only be a little while till I find him." She continued, to no one in particular, "I wonder where Sonic went anyway?" she wondered aloud, thinking about it for a little bit. "Ah well." She finally said, continuing on.

Back to the team…

"There's no Chaos Emerald here, is there?" Shadow said angrily.

"I'd say no." Kazuki replied.

"Why the bloody hell wouldn't there be an emerald?" Shadow yelled.

"Quit your bitching Shadow, we'd end up with eight Chaos Emeralds if there was one here." Kazuki told him.

"O BLAARG-?" Shadow started, only to be interrupted by a quick smack in the back of the head.

"We're not doing that again!" Kazuki yelled.

"Too late…" Tails said.

"JHUMP!" The random voice said.

"Aw shit…" Kazuki said as he began to run off, only to run into a certain someone from ten paragraphs ago, and because of height and the way he was running…He ran face first into her chest (ain't the first time)…

"GAH! Get off me you perv!" She yelled, pushing Kazuki off, "Wait, it's you!" she said excitedly, then hugged Kazuki, which put him in the same position he was in before (lucky bastard).

"MPPH PHH PHA!" Kazuki said, in an attempt to talk in his current position, at which point the others showed up.

"We finally caught up to you." Shadow said, he and Tails not understanding the awkwardness of the situation.

"Oh! Sonic, where've you been?" The girl asked.

"With them." Sonic said, pointing at Shadow, Tails, and Kazuki, in that order, "We fell into a plot hole." He informed her.

"Oh," She said, letting Kazuki go, "where did it lead to?" she asked.

"No clue." Kazuki said. "Now let's just get going, are you coming with us Krystal?" He asked.

"Do you even have to ask? Of course I'm coming with you!" Krystal said.

"Alright then, off to space we go!" Kazuki said as he teleported them to the ARK.

Continued next chapter…

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A/N: This is the most random thing I will ever write (at least I hope)…It's so random that there's no suspense. That scares me…And I still can't believe I'm going to have to devote an entire chapter to a boss fight…See you all next chapter!