Parody 6

In 2101 A.D. War was beginning…

"What happen ?" Asked the hedgehog that is blue.

"Someone set up us the bomb." The fox with the Tails of two replied. "We get signal." Is the words that he spoke out of his mouth.

"What " The hedgehog of the name Sonic spoke.

"Main screen turn on." The fox that is in the going by of the name Tails uttered from the mouth upon his face, as he was in the turning on of the screen that is main.

"It's you " The one named Sonic said as he saw a hedgehog of the black and redness appear upon said screen that is of the main.

"How are you gentlemen " The aforementioned hedgehog of the black and redness who has the name of Shadow said. "All your base are belong to us." The hedgehog of multi-colorness spoke. "You are on the way to destruction." He was in the continuing of the speaking.

"What you say " The hedgehog of blueness said.

"You have no chance to survive make your time." The hedgehog of shadow-likeness said. "Ha ha ha …." He laughed at the misfortune of the other ones as he began upon the process of the disappearing.

"Move Zig." The hedgehog of Sonic spoke after a pause that was long. "You know what you doing." He said going with the continuing of his speaking. "For great justice." He continued to his crew which was a number equal to one. "Move all Zig." He finished with the commandingness of the order.

Meanwhile…

"Blue streak, speeds by. Sonic the Hedgehog." Kazuki started singing, "Too fast, for the naked eye. Sonic the Hedgehog." he continued, "Sonic, he can really move. Sonic, he's got an attitude. Sonic, he's the fastest thing aliiiiiiiive!" he kept singing, "Look out, when he storms through, Sonic the Hedgehog. Don't doubt, what he can do, Sonic the Hedgehog." he sung more, "Sonic, he can really move. Sonic, he's got an attitude. Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive! He's the fastest thing alive! He's the fastest thing aliiiiiiiiiiive!" he finished. "Now why the hell did I sing that song?" He wondered aloud, "…Ah well!" he said turning around. "Huh?" He said, seeing something in the distance, "What's that thi- Oh fuck." he said, realizing what's happening. "I'm going to start running right about..- NOW!" He said, running as fast as he can (which is insanely fast, faster then Shadow (who is actually just a bit faster then Sonic), but he can't maintain it for long).

MOAR PPL?

"Hmm…What am I going to do about this?..." She said, looking at a small box, "I really need to find a time to just- Wait, someone's coming, and fast." She said while putting the box away, just as Kazuki came into view wearing some kind of skates. "Kaz? Why are you in such a hurry?" She asked, following him.

"Just running from the very reason we left to come to this world." Kazuki replied.

"Oh…" Krystal said, with a bit of fear in her voice, "Let's find everyone else first." She recommended.

"Exactly what I was thinking." Kazuki said as they kept running.

Lots of switching this chapter…

"How the hell are you supposed to win?" Shadow said, playing Sonic Riders (he's playing Sky Road).

"I told you already." I said, "Back flip into the first set of air rings, charge up a back flip to get to the high road, then boost to the next set of air rings. IT'S SIMPLE!" I told him.

"How do I get to the first fly rings though?" Shadow asked.

"Shadow, it doesn't even matter, you just suck." Said an unfamiliar female voice (you can't see her since it's dark).

"What'd you say?..." Shadow asked, angry.

"She said you suck. S-U-C-K. Suck." I said as we both walked off, leaving Shadow to figure it out on his own.

"I don't need them…" Shadow said, until he heard a 'THUD', "Wait for me!" he said, running off after turning off the Gamecube.

Running out of ideas (area transfer)…

"I'm gonna hit you with Sonic Speed." Sonic started singing, "I'm gonna hit you with Sonic Speed! (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)" he continued "Ridin' on the wave of Super Sonic! (Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!)" he kept singing, "I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna show you!" he sung more (totally not copy and pasted, I'm typing it myself), "I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna show you!" he continued singing, even while wandering around, "I'm gonna show you what true speed is! (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)" he just kept singing, "Ridin' on the waves of a Super Sonic! (Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!)" he kept singing, unaware of the footsteps coming closer, "I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna show you!" he sung more and more, ignoring pretty much everything, "I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna...(I'm gonna...) I'm gonna..." he sung yet more (almost done), "Super Sonic... Super Sonic... Super Sonic Speed!" he finished.

"Sonic? Why were you just singing?" Tails asked.

"I have no clue." Sonic answered.

"Hm…Odd." Tails said, looking around. "What the? I think I hear skating up above." He pointed out.

"Sounds like there's a motorcycle too." Sonic noticed.

"Maybe we should go see what the noise is coming from." Tails said.

"But how?" Sonic asked.

"With this!" Tails said, holding out a capsule type thing.

"How will that help?" Sonic asked.

"Like this!" Tails said, throwing the object into the air, causing a large puff of smoke to appear, which after dissipating left an escalator in its wake.

"How did you do that?" Sonic asked as they headed towards the escalator.

"I have no clue; it was supposed to have air boards inside." Tails replied, as they got on the escalator.

"Oh." Sonic said.

"Yeah." Tails said.

Back to Shadow (and co.)…

"Why do I have to use some crappy magic carpet to get around?" Shadow asked, unhappy with the Magic Carpet board (you read that right, the Magic Carpet is a board).

"At least you're not stuck with this thing." I said pointing at the E-Rider Bike. "I have to constantly use tricks to keep going." I said, while jumping off a half pipe to gain some air.

"Be happy you even have gear to get around with." The earlier mentioned female voice said, who is now revealed to be Wave (the explanation of how she got into the story is so long that it makes babies grow old and hairy, so I don't think you want to ask).

"Yeah, I guess…Anyway. Shadow? Are you sure the Emerald is up ahead?" I asked.

"You're the author." Shadow stated matter-of-factly.

"And this is the reason we don't talk to you Shadow." I said.

"Whatever…" Shadow said, ignoring me as we kept going.

On the other side of the ARK…

"Hey Kaz. Are we almost to the end of this?" Krystal asked.

"Yeah, pretty close." Kazuki replied. "It's strange though." He added.

"What is?" Krystal asked.

"I sense a third person with Shadow." Kazuki told her.

"That's odd…I guess we should hurry up and find out who—or what—is over there!" Krystal said.

"Works for me!" Kazuki said, as they dashed off.

Last switch…

"Yes Sonic, I'm actually-" Tails started, only to be cut off.

"There's the Emerald!" Sonic said, pointing toward the Chaos Emerald up ahead.

"Finally!" Tails said, happy that he didn't have to wander around the ARK any longer.

"Is it just me, or are there sounds coming from the left and right of the Emerald?" Sonic wondered.

"I'm sure it's nothing to be worried a-" Tails assured him--or at least he tried—until they got to the Emerald and ran into everyone else (except Shadow, since he's flying). "-bout…" He finished.

"Guess this thing came in handy." Shadow admitted.

"Ugh…Shut up Shadow…" Kazuki said as he got back on his feet. "Now tell me something." He said to me.

"What do you want?" I asked him.

"Who the hell is she?" Kazuki asked, pointing at Wave.

"That's Wave." I answered.

"How did she get here?" Sonic asked.

I point at Kazuki. "His spell lasted longer then it should have, so she got teleported from going into the spell's area of effect." I answered.

"How wa- Hey wait!" Tails started only to notice that the Chaos Emerald was gone. "Where's the Chaos Emerald?" He said.

"Speaking of which, where's Kazuki and Shadow?" Krystal asked.

"Oh hell…" I half said, half moaned. "Amethyst!" I called out, at which point a hawk of roughly 4'3" with black and red feathers (think Shadow) jumped down to where we were.

"What do you want?" He asked, his voice calm and collected.

"Go find Shadow and Kazuki, Shadow looks like you, and I don't have time to explain what Kazuki looks like, but he'll be with Shadow." I told him.

"…Got it." He said, as he ran off.

"…Should we follow him?" Sonic said after a long pause.

"Go ahead, but I'm not coming." I told them.

"Let's go then!" Tails said as they ran off in the direction Amethyst went.

Continued next chapter…But first the Chaos Emerald!

"Was running off such a good idea?" Shadow wondered aloud.

"I don't know…I do feel bad about leaving Krystal behind, again…You know maybe we should go back." Kazuki said, feeling guilty for leaving Krystal behind (he didn't really care about the others).

"Let's head back the-n?" Shadow started as they turned around to see a large round robot/spacecraft thing. "You have ten seconds to-" He started, only to be interrupted by a missile barrage. "That's it, you're going DOWN." He said, homing attacking the thing.

"My house is on fire!" The solider in the cockpit said.

"AGH!" Shadow yelled out in surprise as he was suddenly hit by fire.

"He knows magic?" Kazuki yelled out in just as much surprise as Shadow did earlier, and then everything went dark…

Begin program: getoffassandfinishchaptersix.EXE -99 percent- "…" -FISSION MAILED!- "No." -Done!-

And the robot/spacecraft thing blew up from having a 40 pound air board slammed into it over and over. THE FIGHT HAS BEEN WON!

"How dare you deny us of a fight scene?" The readers yelled out in anger.

"Pfft. It sucked anyway." I told you all.

"We don't care! We just-" The readers started, only to get cut off.

"Readers: The author is a lazy ass. Now stop pestering him." Amethyst educated the readers.

"Thanks…Hey wait!" I protested.

You: Get the hell back to the story." Amethyst said to me.

"Who the hell are you?" Kazuki demanded of Amethyst.

"My name is not important, all you need to know is that I've been sent to find you," He said, pointing to Shadow as he ended, "and someone called Kazuki." He finished.

"But why?" Kazuki asked, suspicious of Amethyst.

"There is the fact that this place is going to start falling apart soon…" Amethyst told him.

"I guess that's reason enough." Kazuki said as the three of them continued through the ARK.

Continued next chapter…

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A/N: After a long wait, I finally finished chapter six! YAY! In case you were wondering, I got the Super Sonic Riders lyrics from the lyrics FAQ on GameFAQs. That's all I have to say.