Disclaimer: Azren: Alright... I don't own Samurai 7... BUT SOMEDAY I WILL OWN KYUZO! WAHAHAHA! Ehem!
Author's Note: Wow! How time flies! The day that I submitted the story... The same day I submitted Chapter two... I really must be desperate... Review and rate after you read it please!
AN INETRVIEW WITH THE SAMURAI 7 CAST! WITH YOUR HOST: AZREN AND DEATHCARD!
Now let's welcome our second samurai, Katayama Gorobei!
Azren: Konnichiwa, Gorobei-san!
Gorobei: Konnichiwa, Azren-san!
Azren: Alright! To start off, here's a trick question! How many rocks are there in a can? (There's none, actually!) (A/N: Wow! I don't know why, but that question just popped out of my head!)
Gorobei: Eh? Rocks? You know, I can juggle rocks!
Azren: Yes, but how many are there in a can?
Gorobei: Hey, guys! Bring in the rocks!
Azren: Eh? Farmers starting to bring in rocks the size of a basketball!
Gorobei: juggling See? Easy as pie!
But Gorobei wasn't able to control all of the rocks, and so one of the rocks broke the spotlight, another one broke a window, and another one broke the lense of the camera. The others fractured Azren, the director, and the cameraman…
Azren: AAAAHHHHHH! THE INTERIOR PART OF MY SKULL!
Director: OOOOUUCH! MY SPLEEEEEN! MY LEG!
Cameraman: IIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAIIIII! MY RETINA! THE PAIN! IT BUUUUURRRNSS!
Gorobei: Ummmmmmmmm…… Oops?
Short break…
Azren: Ouch! I think my head is internally bleeding! (not to mention cerebrally damaged!)
Deathcard: Hey! Azren!
Azren: AAAHHH! NO MORE ROCKS IN A CAN QUESTIONS!
Deathcard: Relax, Azren! I was just going to show you your bill!
Azren: Oh! Well… It wouldn't hurt if I… Looks at her bill and her eye sockets pops out WHAAAAAATTTT! $800,000,000!
Let's give her time to cool off, shall we?
Author's Note: Yes! It's VERY weird! Rest assured that it'll get weirder... Anyway... Reviews pweesh... (puppy dog eyes) You know you wanna!