Disclaimer: Sigh! No... And YES... I don't own Samurai 7 but someday I will (someday)
Author's Note: Yeah! Sorry it's short! But I passed it even if it's the day it was published! I'm so happy!
AN INETRVIEW WITH THE SAMURAI 7 CAST! WITH YOUR HOST: AZREN AND DEATHCARD!
Azren: Sorry for earlier, minna! Let's continue on with our next samurai! Hayashida Heihachi!
Heihachi: Greetings to all!
Azren: Konnichiwa, Heihachi-san! How are you today? (Better than me, I can tell!)
Heihachi: Well… I'm hungry!
Azren: Huh? Hungry?
Heihachi: I want to eat rice!
Azren: …. (FUNNY! I thought I just saw him eating three barrels of rice earlier!)
Heihachi: Ei, Kikuchiyo! Don't eat up all the rice!
Kikuchiyo: #&$"! You already ate MORE than three barrels already!
Heihachi: Oh well! I can always dismantle Kikuchiyo and turn him into his beloved rice cooker!
Kikuchiyo: I heard that! Don't you dare touch my beloved!
Azren stares at Hei and Kiku fighting… Speechless…
Azren: Mr. Strangler? Can we have another short break?
Director: NO! THE SHOW MUST GO ON! AND WHO SAID YOU COULD CALL ME MR. STRANGLER!
Azren: NO ONE IN PARTICULAR! (The little voice in my head said so, Mr. Tiny!)
Director: DON'T THINK THAT I CAN'T READ MINDS!
Azren: Nerve forming… WHATEVER! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SOMEBODY WHO'S THREE FEET SHORTER THAN ME!
Director: A nerve also forming on HIS head You're going to be charged double for that!
Azren: Nerves forming… EVERYWHERE! OH YEAH!
Deathcard: Whoa! Steady, Azren! Calm down before somebody will seriously get there choroids injured!
Azren: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr…….. Ehem! So, Heihachi-san, tell us! What happens every time you get PISSED?
Heihachi: Sweat drop, somewhat a little scared (I have better not provoke her…) Well… I slash them! Unlike what I'm going to do to Kikuchiyo! I'm going to feed him man-eating leeches!
Kikuchiyo: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……..
Azren: Okay… Next question…..
Heihachi: But then…. To all traitors…. To all Ukyo lovers…. To all of those who did not share to me there oh-so delicious rice…. DEATH TO YOU ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! stands on his chair
Azren: OO Heihachi-san?
Heihachi: Ehem! I'm sorry Azren-san! Can we take 5?
Azren: That's alright, Heihachi-san! You already answered the question (in a freakishly abrupt way)!
Heihachi: So…. Do you have rice?
Azren: Err… NO… But I think There are ten more barrels backstage!
Heihachi: Oooooohhhhh! Gimmeeee!
Azren: Thank you, Heihachi-san! You may now go to your rice and disrupting Kiku-chan once again!
Kikuchiyo: You're so cruel!
Heihachi: Thank you, and you're welcome, Azren-san! (Kikuchiyo… Get ready to be dismantled! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Azren: Disturbing...
Author's Note: You know? It's an honor to be the first one here!
ANYWAY! Did you all like it? Next stop is Shichiroji! This one will be very disturbing... Reviews please!