Disclaimer: Azren: Possibilities for me owning Samurai 7 is one-
Lawyers: (glares mercilessly at Azren and readying machine guns, gun blades, flails, pin wheels, dual katanas, execution axes, coconut shells, sho polishes and chew toys.) Don't even think about it...
Azren: (whimpering) --Is ONE percent... The world is cruel...
Rueniss: Don't worry, cuz. Sunny can always avenge you...
Author's Note: Heeeey! A review! Thanks! It really made me happy! CHAPTER 4!
AN INETRVIEW WITH THE SAMURAI 7 CAST! WITH YOUR HOST: AZREN AND DEATHCARD!
Azren: Now! Let's welcome our fourth samurai! Our very own Momotaro, Shichiroji!
Shichiroji: (My name isn't Momotaro!) Hello there, minna!
Azren: Hello there, Momo-san! Can you tell us, what you hate the most?
Shichiroji: Well… I detest being called Momotaro… For various reasons…
Azren: (
Crickets chirping….
Azren: But you let Kiku-chan call you Momotaro! As well as Yukino-chan!
Shichiroji: WHAT! Kikuchiyo still calls me that! CURSE YOU KIKUCHIYO!
Kikuchiyo: WHAT?
Azren: Right… Let's skip that question! So! How's your love life? Any plans on getting hitched with Yukino-chan? (A/N: To me, they aren't married yet!)
Shichiroji: Uuuummmm….. No comment?
Azren: Oh well! I guess I can ask Yukino-chan herself!
Yukino: Anata!
Shishiroji: Yikes! Yukino!
Yukino: Hello there, Azren-san!
Azren: Well hello Yukino-chan! You look boisterous today!
Yukino: Yes… I am! turns to shichiroji Anata! Where are my presents!
Shichiroji: (Bows) I'm Sorry! And again, I have not bought you anything!
Yukino: What! No presents! (Silence)… Maybe you have another WOMAN!
Shichiroji: NO! You're the only one for me! Honestly! You can check my Lie Detector to see if I am being insincere! puts on lie detector
Yukino: Wow! Where did you get that lie detector?
Shichiroji: Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh……. Internet?
Lie Detector: WEEEEOOOOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOO! LIAR! EXPERT IN LYING! LIAR!
Yukino: nerves! SO IT'S TRUE THEN!
Shichiroji: No! It's not-
Yukino: Grabs Shichiroji on the collar WHY YOU UNFAITHFUL LITTLE #$&$#& ! (These PARTICULAR words are being censored….) Shaking, choking, decapitating Shichiroji, MERCILESSLY
Yukino: I'm sorry, Azren-san! I have to dismember Anata first, okay?
Azren: Of course! I don't mind! Take your time! I can wait!
Deathcard: Actually… Shichiroji can't continue with the interview, due to serious injuries … and contusions…
Azren: Oh well! I hope you'll get better, Momo-san!