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I don't own Samurai 7……. But the possibilities of it may reach the maximum point…
ALL HAIL KYUZO! THIS FANFICTION IS MIIIIIIIINNEE!
Author's Note: Wahahahahahah! …. Wahahahahaha! I'm back! After the periodicals…. Finally… Eternal bliss…. Anyway! CHAPTER 6! KYUZO! WAAAAIIII! The sequence of the interview is based on when Kambei has announced them being IN in the group… Meaning, no.6 is Kyuzo… Plus… (Sigh!) THE SUSPENSE IS HARD TO BEAR!
This one's gonna be quite… Weird… I twisted it a little from the original. Surprise characters are gonna be showing up!
Thanks for the reviews! It really turned my world upside down!
ALL HAIL KYUZO AND THE UNFORTUNATE STUNTMAN! START CHAPTER 6! Review after reading!
An Interview with The Samurai 7 cast
With your Hosts: Azren, Rueniss and Deathcard
Azren: "Hello MINNA! We're back with the interview! Sorry for the delay… Katsu was just sent to the Asylum (In an asylum?)… Oops… I mean to the hospital for his injuries… (Why would I bring him to the hospital anyway?) Neways… We're gonna be interviewing… Kyu- Kyu- Kyu- (Gaack! Frog in my throat!) Kyu-…"
Rueniss: "WAAAAAAHHHH! KYUZO! WAHAHAHAHA!"
Deathcard: (heart shaped eyes) "Kyuzo…."
Azren: (BIGGER heart shaped eyes)" We're gonna be interviewing…. KYUZO! Come on in Kyuzo!"
Kyuzo comes in… (A/N: I wonder if anybody will notice the heart-shaped eyes? Heck! Who cares?) and takes a sit in front of Azren.
Azren: Drools…
Rue: Drools…
Deathcard: "Ummm…. Too much drooling?"
Rue: (I can't take it anymore! Somebody pinch me! I must be dreaming!)
Azren: "Rue, why don't you ask KYUZO the first question?"
Rue: completely numb… because of the fact that Kyuzo was in front of her… (A/N: I would too…) "F- First… First… First…"
Kyuzo: "…"
Azren: "Ummm… Cuz?"
Rue: "Firt- First- Que- Que-"
Azren: "Ummm… I see that Rue is unable to express herself right now… Maybe a break for her… just to cool off…"
Some mini Kyuzos take her to lie down…
Deathcard: Still drooling…
Azren: "I can see that Deatthcard is also not feeling well…
Deathcard: (I might have a heart attack…)
Azren: "Call the medics… I think she's starting to have hallucinations…"
Deathcard: "Wahaha!Wahaha!Wahaha! The Loch ness monster married the Count of Monte Cristo!"
Kyuzo: "….. "(?)
Medics come in and carry Deathcard to the nearest hospital.
Azren: "So…. Hi Kyuzo…."
Kyuzo: "… … Hello… …"
Azren: (AAAAHHH! HE SAID HELLO! X D) "Hello, Kyuzo!"
Kyuzo: "…… Hi… …"
Azren: (AAAAHH! HE SAID HI! That's enough…) "So… How are you feeling today?"
Kyuzo: "So, so…"
Azren: "I see…" sweat drop "So what are your comments about Katsu killing your stuntman?"
Kyuzo: "No comment…"
Azren: "None? You're not holding a grudge or something?"
Kyuzo: "I'm a samurai…. I don't hold grudges… I just pick fights…"
Azren: (Yes… You are a samurai… spacing out) Ehem!Ehem! "So Kyuzo… Being in Kambei's group, if you scaled 1-10, what would it be?"
Kyuzo: "8…"
Azren: "Why so?"
Kyuzo: "Too many freshly picked flowers(A/N: Kambei's artificial hair)… And spatulas…(A/N: You'll get it if you've read the previous chapter.)"
Azren: "Ummm… Okay… So how long were you working for Maro?"
Kyuzo: "2….3… years…"
Azren: "2…3…years? How old were you then?" heart beating like in will never beat again…
Kyuzo: "I was…."
Azren: "Yes?" An eager beaver…
Kyuzo: "… I was still young…."
Azren: "You were young? What about now? How old are you now?"
Kyuzo: "… I'm…"
Azren: "You're…?"Curious as a cat… Azren is…
Kyuzo: "I'm… still young…"
Azren: "What? Young? I mean… How young?"
Kyuzo: "Still young… more or less young… younger than Kambei, Gorobei, and Shichiroji, but older than Katsushiro…"
Azren: "Okay… you're… young…. (A/N: and always will be young!) Next question, so…" Wide eyed (Who the hell writes the script?) How many little pigs did Little Red Riding Hood marry?"
Kyuzo: "….." Blink. Blink…
Azren: "Never mind that one!" (I'm gonna kill the scriptwriter!)
Kyuzo: "…"
Azren: "Well… Can you tell us… Why you're silent all the time?" (Not that I'm complaining!)
Kyuzo: "…. The evil chew toy…"
Azren: "Eh?" (A/N: Umm… Chew toy?)
Kyuzo: "… The evil chew toy that was shaped like a duck… EVIL was in its every essence…! OH NO! THE MEMORIES! OH THE HORROR!" Falls off his chair…
Azren: "Kyuzo? Are you alright? " Helps Kyuzo get up.. (A/N: Hey hey hey! This chapter is progressing!)
Kiku enters.
Kikuchiyo: "Hey! What happened?" helps Kyuzo…
Kyuzo: slowly turns to Kiku (A/N: you probably get what I mean…) "EVIL CHEW TOY! THE HORROR!" Unsheathes his dual katanas. "Die EVIL!
Kiku: "Eh? Oh no! Kyutaro! It's me! Kikuchiyo! Not some FREAKIN' chew toy!"
Azren: "Wait, Kyuzo! He isn't an evil… Chew toy!"
Suddenly, water was dumped on them. It was Mr. Strangler the director.."
Director: "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? (A/N: Umm.. He doesn't know? And he's the one directing?) Alright! Go back from where we left it!"
Azren: soaking (Of all the things he could dum on us…) Kyuzo? Kiku?
Kiku: Slight headache. "Waoh… I gotta find Masamune-san before I get disrupted…" Goes out from the set.
Azren: turns to Kyuzo. "Umm.. Kyuzo? Kyuzo-sama?"
Kyuzo: confused. Returns his dual katanas in its sheathe. "Where am I?"
Azren: "Ummm… You're being interviewed..
Kyuzo: "Oh yeah…" Sits back down.
Azren: (OKaaaaay… That was a side of him that I didn't wanna see…) "So… What did you do to… IT?"
Kyuzo: "…I slashed it…. And burned it…"
Azren: Okay… You okay now?
Kyuzo: "… Who knows… I only knows…"
Azren: Slight heart-shaped eyes. (Sigh… the mysterious type…)
Kyuzo: "…. … …"
Azren: (Sigh…) "So, what're your messages for your fans?"
Kyuzo: "….. I just want to live my own life…"
Azren: (AHHHH! THOSE WORDS! They're still in my heart…) "What are you planning after the interview?"
Kyuzo: … Nothing special… Remorsing… Being myself… Finding a way to attack Kambei… Torturing Ukyo with angry mobs…"
Azren: Well good luck on that! (Waah! Call me!) Thanks for your time, Kyuzo! It really meant a lot! (IT REALLY DID!)
Kyuzo: "… You're welcome…"
Azren: (Sigh….. It is so irresistible… WAAAHH! HE SAID 'You're Welcome! ….) "….."
Director: "OI! Azren!" to the cameraman "What's worng with her?"
Cameraman: "Hmmm… It's seems that Azren is totally spaced out… in shock because she has just interviewed Kyuzo…."
Director: "Right… Well… Kyuzo will just be over there..." Points at Kyuzo.
Kyuzo: "…."
Cameraman: "I'm gonna call the paramedics before she could have a heart attack…"
Director: "Do that.. We're sorry minna! But the interview will be delayed because our four beautiful, young hosts are… Shall we say… Having delusions? (I hate delays!) We'll be back! Azren?"
Azren: "Ja….. JA NE! See you soon! I'll be at the hospital!" Medics come in…
Author's Note: DONE! They brought me to the hospital… Oh well! I just noticed… This is the longest chapter yet! Interesting… I hope you liked the interview with KYUZO! I know that I LOVE it… sigh Kyuzo… Anyway… Our favorite robot samurai is up next! R&R please! PLEASE!