Disclaimer: I don't own Samurai 7! But I wish upon a well... and that wish is to obtain... WORLD CONQUEST! WAHAHAHAHA!

Author's Note: Hello minna! Sorry it took me so long to update. I had other stories that needed my attention. This one isn't an interview but an intermission to keep you guys on hold for a while.

Some of them don't belong to me, so I give credit to them! But the others our mine!

Azren: Hello minna! I'm sorry, but Kikuchiyo is still being repaired because of certain damages!

Anyway, we will just have an intermission! As you all don't know, we hid 35 unnoticeable cameras in the Samurai 7 castsdressing rooms! It's true! And this is what was heard...

Things the Samurai 7 cast would never (Ehem!) would say:

"I'm gay…"

Kanbei

"I smell like something…"

--Katsushiro

"I don't want rice anymore. I'm a Toys R Us kid!"

--Heihachi

"Yoddlehihoooo!"

--Gorobei

"Heeeeey! That's one HOT CHICK!" points at a rice cooker.

- Kikuchiyo

"I think people are scared of me because I'm so beautiful blushes"

-Kanbei

"I never really wanted to be a samurai, I've always dreamt to be….

A fashion diva!"

-Katsushiro

"Yukino-chan! I want my Winnie Pooh Ba Ba!"

-Shichiroji

"Gather 'round my children. 'Tis story time…"

- Kyuzo

"Kilara-chan, I want you to teach me how to cook, do the laundry, sew, clean the house, wash the dishes…"

Kikuchiyo

"Fox ears Ohohohohohohoho!"

- Kilara

Komachi: So… You come here often? grins

Kikuchiyo?

"I ate beans for lunch!"

- Heihachi

"Never underestimate the power of gas…"

- Katsushiro

"I shall name him Squishy, and he shall be mine. For he shall be my Squishy!"

– Kyuzo

"I've decided to renounce my title as Water Maiden and start selling illegal drugs and start up a pirate radio station!"

- Kirara

"Ona noche, Ona noche!"

- Shichiroji

"Say it. Don't spray it."

- Gorobei

Komachi: Your ass is mine!

Kilara: Komachi, where did you learn that word?

Komachi: points at Kikuchiyo

Rikichi: looks at his reflection Lookin' good, handsome!

Katsushiro: Kilara-dono, I don't really like you. I really am in love with points randomly at a person. that girl over there.

"I've decided to loose the kinky hair and decorate it with freshly picked flowers." – Kanbei

Kyuzo: I have a dream…

Kikuchiyo: You do?

Kyuzo: For the people, to the people, and by the people…

Kikuchiyo: What?

Kyuzo: Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your ears!

Kikuchiyo: Okay, now you're just being weird.

Kyuzo: They tell us sir, that we are weak!

Kikuchiyo: They did! Did they?

Kyuzo: No…

Kikuchiyo: Then WHAT!
Kyuzo: It's getting hot in here…

Kikuchiyo: No, actually it's freezing. It's already winter. Its -50 degrees Celsius for crying out loud!

Kyuzo: Silent night…

Kikuchiyo: Huh?

Kyuzo: Holy night…

Kikuchiyo: I don't think tonight IS holy.

Kyuzo: All is calm…

Kikuchiyo: Actually, a snowstorm is coming up pretty soon!

Kyuzo: Mary had a little lamb…

Kikuchiyo: WHAT? Who's Mary?

Kyuzo: You…

Kikuchiyo: WHAT! MY NAME ISN'T MARY!

Kyuzo: Neither is mine…

Kikuchiyo: And if you're asking, it isn't Humpty Dumpty either!

Kyuzo: You're sitting on a wall…

Kikuchiyo: So…?

Kyuzo: You're going to have a great fall…

Kikuchiyo: I don't think that's going to…. WHOA! Kikuchiyo falls off and lands on the icy rock ground. His arms are dismantled. Ouch…

Kyuzo: All the fast turtles and all The Elders men…

Kikuchiyo: What the hell? All the farmers and fast turtles now surrounding him. …sweat drop

Kyuzo: …All the fast turtles and all The Elders men… Couldn't put Kikuchiyo together again.

"I've decided to give up being Amanushi and become an exotic dancer in some god forsaken bar!" - Ukyo

"Who said that I wanted to be the next Water Maiden? I've always wanted to be part of the fake-Sanzo's group!"

- Komachi

"I've decided to change my name to Eminosuke Hoho, and marry one of those CUTE Nobuseri! wink! Wink! - Heihachi

"… And that's how my battle with anorexia started." - Gorobei

Katsushiro: Kilara-dono! Be it me or any other man!

Kilara: … Alright then!  KANBEI-SAMA! RUNS OFF TO FIND KANBEI

Katsushiro: ; I didn't mean it like THAT!

"I'm a Goopy Goober yeah! You're a Goopy Goober YEAH! We're all Goopy Goobers YEAH! GOOPY! GOOPY! GOOPY! GOOBER! GOOBER! GOOBER! YEAH!

- Shichiroji

Kanbei: Singing Oh my pretty, pretty boy I love you

Like I never ever loved no one before you

Pretty, pretty boy of mine

Just tell me you loved me too!

- Kanbei

Kirara: Katsushiro, if you need to go, then go!

Katsu: Huh? But I'm not going anywhere…

Kirara: I said you can go!

Katsushiro: Then where am I?

Kirara: Gone…

Katsushiro: No really! Where am I?

Kirara: Okay… In outerspace…

Katsushiro: What?
Kirara: It's gone…

Katsushiro: What's gone?

Kirara: IT is…

Katsushiro: So… What's it?

Kirara: The Katamari Damachi…

Katsushiro: What? What happened to it?

Kirara: Sunny ate it…

Katsushiro: What! That baby from A Series of Unfortunate Events did? Why?

Kirara: She was hungry…

Katsushiro: But… Of all things… Why the Katamari Damachi?

Kirara: She had a tooth ache…

Katsushiro: But… Why the Katamari Damachi?

Kirara: Because of Mary…

Katsu: WHAT! Who's Mary?

Kirara: She had a lamb…

Katsu: She HAD a lamb? What did she do to it?

Kirara: She ate it…

Katsu: WHAT! MARY'S SO BRUTAL! WHY DID SHE EAT THE LAMB?

Kirara: She was hungry…

Katsu: But…. Why the lamb?

Kirara: Because of Santa Clause…

Katsu: Hey! Why taunt Santa?

Kirara: Because Santa stole her lollipop…

Katsu: What? Why did he do that?

Kirara: He was mad…

Katsu: Mad? Why was he mad?

Kirara: Because he turned into a mime…

Katsu: WHAT? Why did Santa turn into a mime?

Kirara: Because it rained in the North Pole…

Katsu: So… What's the connection of rain and turning into a mime?

Kirara: It rained… Cans of Lima Beans… And Hamlet…

Katsu: WHAt the…

Kirara: Cans of Lima Beans… They were oh-so delicious…

Katsushiro: So…?

Kirara: Hamlet kept nagging about keeping a shoe for means of shelter….

Katsushiro: What? Why the shoe?

Kirara: He wasn't sure if he would make the shoe or a rock for means of shelter…

Katsushiro: Ouch… What happened?

Kirara: Komachi killed him…

Katsu: Komachi did what?

Kirara: She killed him…

Katsu: Why?

Kirara: Someday I'll be here…

Katsu: But… You're already here…

Kirara: With you…

Katsu: (Blushes) That's sweet…

Kirara: And we can…

Katsu: (Breathless) We can… What?

Kirara: See the stars fall…

Katsu: That is so overly sentimental of you!

Kirara: … And see them hit Madagascar…

Katsu: Hey! That's mean!

Kirara: No it isn't…

Katsu: YES it is…

Kirara: Are you doubting me?

Katsu: No…

Kirara: Are you sure…

Katsu: No… I mean YES!

Kirara: Yoddle…

Katsu: Ummm… Kirara-dono?

Kirara: Yoddlehi..

Katsu: Kirara?

Kirara: Yoddlehiyoddlehiyoddlehihoooooooo!

Katsu:That's it! I'm getting your grandmother.

Kirara: I saw Spongebob in Yes... you've heard correctly... That is what the camera said and the camera doesn't lie!

Rueniss: Actually, it can lie if you edit all the nice things the Samurai 7 cast had to say!

Deathcar: But sadly, some of what they said was R18.

Azren: Well minna, we'll be sure to bring out Kiku-chan next episode! Ja!

Author's Note: Yeah... Well... like I said, I'll bring out Kiku-chan next chappie! Ja!

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