Disclaimer: No, I do own Samurai 7, no, I do own the characters, and YES I am a big fat liar 'coz Akira Kurosawa own's it and I don't!
Author's Note: I'm back! How many years has it been since the last meteor hit the garden?
Don't mind me! I'm just getting over something! Anyway, I have a few messages for my reviewers… (this includes Chapter 1-6)
TheDay You Said Goodnight: Thank you foe the review!
Lija-chan: WOW! You're here to? What a coincidence! Not really huh? ALL HAIL KYUZO!
Rueniss: Oooooh… Miniature Sadako… Of course you've read this before…. But what's this... oooohhh… Something is new… And… I have already included you here… See 'ya next week, cuz! Hey… update!
Fauna-chan: Hey! Thanks for being the no. 1 reviewer yet! I hope you'll like this one! I'll try to be a good widdle author and update soon…
Anyway, chapter 7! Don't fret! After this, there are 4 more victims… I mean… GUESTS…. Now! Onto the Robust One!
Azren: Welcome back, minna! Sorry for the delays! Our next guest…
Kikuchiyo: Waaahh! Introduce me! Introduce me!
Azren: … is the indispensable, Kikuchiyo!
Kikuchiyo: "NE! HELLO, MINNA! I AM THE GREAT KIKUCHIYO!
Azren: Greetings Kikuchiyo!
Kikuchiyo: Greetings, Earthling.
Azren: Yes… so how's your love life?
Kikuchiyo: Can't complain… Wait a minute! I don't have a love life!
Azren: What about Komachi?
Kikuchiyo: Little Komachi? She's too TINY!
Azren: Mmmm…? Aren't you only 13?
Kikuchiyo: Uuuuhhh… Pass?
Rueniss: What about Hippocrates?
Kikuchiyo: Hippo—What? Who is that?
Rueniss: I won't tell you unless you pronounce his name correctly!
Kikuchiyo: Hippothalamus? Hippopotamus? Hipp… HIP HOP? Hippocrate? (hypocrite)
Rueniss: Close enough! Now… don't you love Hippocrates?
Kikuchiyo: I don't even know who he is!
Rueniss: He's that little guy..
Kikuchiyo: Little guy?
Rueniss: Yeah.. the one with Mr. Kryptonite!
Kikuchiyo: What the…
Azren: Sigh! What big eyes you have Kikuchiyo…
Kikuchiyo: The better so see you with…
Azren: And what big ears you've got…
Kikuchiyo: The better to hear you with… and the better for steam to come out…
Azren: Right… That's enough… So, who's the best samurai? (KYA! Kyuzo of course! Such a stupid question!)
Kikuchiyo: Big grin "Of course, IT'S KIKUCHIYO! I'M THE BEST SAMURAI! EVEN IF KAMBEI DIAGREES THAT I WASN'T AT FIRST, BUT I CAME BEFORE HEI-CHAN, MOMOTARO, AND KYUTARO! Even that Hei-chan that's trying to dismantle me and turn me into a rice cooker for means of food agrees! So basically, I'm the BEST!"
Six Samurais: "WE HEARD THAT!" nerve coming out.
Kikuchiyo: sweat drop "Hey… Take it easy, fellas! I was only joking! Sheesh! You don't have to get all… VIOLENT!"
Azren: … "So, what was your reaction when you died?"
Kikuchiyo: "What are you talking about! I didn't die in the story! That was just my stuntman!" steam coming out.
Azren: "By all means, tell us where you were when that all happened!"
Kikuchiyo: Well… I was shaving my legs under the coconut tree until this Mexican guy came out of no where and started singing: Lacucaracha! Lacucaracha! Nanananananana! And then he asked me if I was the one who killed his family!"
AzrenL Err.. what family?"
Kiku: The family that lived in the hole of my backyard! I didn't know what he was talking about.. I mean… A family in a hole… in my backyard… weird…
Azren: Why did he accused you of such a… err… crime?
Kiku: Well he accused me because he said that the killer of his family had THREE toes!
Azren: sweat drop
Kiku: "Then I said that it wasn't me it was….
Suddenly, a UFO appeared out of no where, on top of Kiku
Kiku: "What the—." The UFO sucks him in… "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Azren: "What in the world…"
The UFO disappeard with Kikuchiyo… and left everyone wide-eyed…
One hour later…
Azren: (Oh no! What could've happened to him?)
Deathcard: (I wonder what those aliens did to him?)
Rue: (Hmmmm… mmm… Checkmate…) playing chess…
Kambei: (Finally… Peace… with my freshly picked flowers…) Picking multi-colored flowers…
Gorobei: (Hmmm… I wonder what kind of sick alien would want to abduct a very talkative robot?)
Heihachi: (CURSE YOU ALIENS! YOU TOOK KIKUCHIYO AWAY FROM ME! …. Now what am I suppose to dismantle and turn into a rice cooker?)
Shichiroji: trembling (The beatings of Yukino……. THE HORROR… THE MEMORIES!)
Katsushiro: (Sigh… I wish… that a star would fall… on top of… mmmmmmmmmm……… Mount Fuji… for no good reason…) Angry mobs forming…
Kyuzo: (… Silence is bliss…)
Director: ( lalalalala! Didadidadidadida! OMG! I am soooo GAY!) blushing…
Cameraman: (I don't care if my retina is… dislocated… What matters most to me is that… I LOVE SPONGEBOB!)
Suddenly, the UFO appears once again and dropped Kiku with a frog… Kermit the Frog…
Kermit: "Our apologies for our intrusions… we would like to say that we were the ones who killed the family under the hole… because if we didn't, the Happy Tree Friends will devour us one by one! And that is why we have come to say this…"
Azren: "But… what did you do to Kiku?"
Kermit: Well… there was just some misunderstandings in the spaceship, forcing us to do some… typical things… I give you my salutations… Carpe diem!
Once again the UFO disappears…
Azren: "Kiku-chan, are you alright?" Takes a good look at Kiku
Now, Kiku has ears… Ears of a mouse, a head of a goose with chew toy eyes…. But he still had his robot body… the difference was that… he had a monkey tail…
Azren: "Okaaayyy…." Calls Deathcard "Ei! Deathcard!"
Deathcard: "Yes? HOLY—." Looks at Kiku
Kiku: Angry " Honk! Honk! Squeeeekkk! OOOHhh! OOOOhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Azren: "Can you call Masamune-san? This one might make PERMANENT damages if not treated immediately…
Deathcard: "RIGHT AWAY!"
Azren: to the director "Please tell me you didn't get that!"
Director: Oh, we so DID, girlfriend!"
Azren?
Director: Ehem… "I mean.. YES… We did get that…" Sweating.. ( I might reveal the truth of me being… Gender confused…)
Azren: Sigh… "Sorry about that, minna! Well, we have to move on to the little one… 'til next time! Dewa matta!
Author's Note: There you go! No go on and review! Flames are welcome here! They are being use for cooking, light for caves and a verse for scaring little animals away as the Austrolopithecus Afarensises/ Lucy do! Next stop… UKYO! We are SOOOOO Gonna have fun! (Grins evilly)