Disclaimer: Danger Will Robinson! Danger! This fic, although intended to be funny, does contain sexual suggestions, border line slash situation, sexual situations, lesbians, and jokes that could be considered racist. Viewer discretion is advised. Power Rangers Ninja Storm and all related characters belong to Saban/Disney. I do not plan to many any money for this, but if you like so much that you feel the need to send me money, that's cool too!
Power Rangers Ninja Storm vs. Jerry Springer
The second she got a call saying that Blake wanted to see her again, she dropped everything she was doing and made her way to Los Angeles. Though she'd never heard anything about the show she'd asked him to come to, it didn't matter, she would have traveled half way across the world to see him again.
There was something about the way they parted ways that didn't seem right to her, it felt… unfinished. 'He didn't even kiss me goodbye,' she thought to herself. She knew that this was her chance to finally get closure on the issue, even if it didn't turn out the way she wanted it to.
Just then, a woman walked into the room with a clipboard in hand and wearing a headset. "Ms. Hansen, we're ready for you out there," she said.
Tori stood up, brushing the wrinkles out her dress, then followed the woman out the room. They headed down a hall, then out onto a set. The audience applauded her as she stepped out.
"Tori, thank you for joining us," the host said, walking over to her and extended his hand to her.
"No problem,"
"Do you know why you're here today?" he asked her.
"All I know is that Blake wanted me to be here so he could tell me something," she said she shook his hand, then sat down at the first chair she came to.
"Well, there's only one way to find out. Lets bring'em out," he said.
Blake walked cautiously onto the stage, unsure of what to expect. Tori stood up, ready to give him a hug, but was surprised when he only extended his hand to her. She quickly obliged him, and each of them had a seat.
"Welcome to the show Blake," he said.
"Thanks Jerry,"
"So, you and Tori use to see one another?" he asked.
He paused. "Well, something like that. We went to the movies once, but that was all," he mentioned.
"So what did you bring Tori hear to tell her?"
He turned to her. "I know that after we defeated Lothor, you were expecting me to stay and we were going to get together, but what I never told you was that there was someone else in my life," he said.
"Who?"
"Lets bring'em out," Jerry said.
Tori was shocked to as Kelly walked out onto the stage, running over to Blake and wrapping her arms around him.
"You were with Kelly?" she inquired.
"We wanted to tell you Tori, but it all happened so fast. One time in the stock room at Storm Chargers, Blake was helping me get something off the top shelf and before we knew it, we were going at it on the floor," Kelly told her.
"How could you do that to me? You knew how I felt about him,"
"Did I? You never said anything. You were playing the shy role, and he needed someone who knew what they wanted and wasn't afraid to go after it. That's why hes with me," she said firmly.
Blake backed away from her. "Whoa, who said we were together?" he asked.
"You did. We made love," she reminded him.
"No, we had sex. That's all it was, sex," Blake told her.
"So that's it, you're leaving me?"
"I brought you here to tell you that what we did in the stock room… and again in the bathroom… and again up against the dumpsters in the alley was all a mistake. I realize now that I love Tori, I always have," he told her.
"We never had sex in the bathroom," she said.
"Oh, that must have been someone else,"
"Kelly, isn't there something you wanted to tell Blake too?" Jerry asked.
"As a matter of fact, there is. I just thought you'd want to know that I've been having sex with your brother," she said.
"Hunter?" Blake asked.
"And I'm pregnant with his baby. Unlike you, he loves me, and we're going to get married," she said.
"We have Hunter here, so lets bring him out too," Jerry said.
Hunter walked out onto the set, trying to wrap his arms around Kelly, but Blake attacked him. Security quickly rushed the stage, separating the two of them.
"I was always better than you Blake, deal with it," he snapped.
"I can't believe you screwed my bitch!" Blake snapped.
"Who you callin a bitch!" Kelly screamed.
"I never slept with Tori,"
Tori stood up. "You callin me a bitch?"
Tori tried to attack Hunter, but security grabbed him, putting her back in her chair.
"So Hunter, what is it you want to tell Blake?" Jerry asked.
"Hunter, we're bros, and all this arguing isn't worth these two bitches. What do you say we get out of here and find some real women?" he suggested.
"But you said you loved me Hunter?" Kelly cried.
"I say that to a lot of women,"
Jerry turned his attention to Tori. "So let me see if I have this right: You and Blake never got back together because you were waiting for the right time to tell him how you felt, but little did you know that he was sleeping with Kelly. Come to find out that Kelly was also sleeping with Hunter, who is the father of Kelly's child?" he asked.
"Whoa, wait a sec. The baby ain't mine," Hunter said.
"What do you mean it isn't yours? You're the only one I was with," she cried.
"Yeah, that day. Face it Kel, you're a whore, and you've had more men than Tori has, and I know Tori is a whore!" he snapped.
"What? I'm a virgin," Tori said.
"Yeah right!" the three of them said in unison.
"I am, you can ever ask my new boyfriend," she said.
"Wait, you have a boyfriend?" Blake asked.
"Yes I do,"
"Lets bring'em out," Jerry said.
Both Blake and Hunter were surprised as Cam walked out onto the stage, walking over to Tori and kissing her warmly on the lips.
"I should have known you'd get with a pussy like him," Blake snapped.
"Pussy? I'll whip your ass thunder boy," Cam said.
"Oh yeah? Lets go,"
The two of them rushed at one another, but again, security was there to separate the two of them, forcing them to their seats.
"Tell'em Cam, I'm a virgin," Tori said eagerly.
"Yes, she is a virgin,"
"See, I told you," she said.
"But I know about the time you gave my father head," Cam said.
Tori blushed. "He told you about that?" she sighed.
"Hold on, please tell me you gave him head while he was in human form," Hunter pleaded.
Tori shook her head. "No, he was a guinea pig at the time, but it was still pretty big," she mentioned.
"That's just sick!" Blake said.
"Just because I gave your father head doesn't mean I don't love you Cam, I want us to be together," Tori said.
"I came here to tell you that I can't be with you knowing you have a fetish for animals. After my father was restored to his human form, you went out and bought a guinea pig. I saw you giving it head a few days ago, and ever since then, I've been cheating on you," Cam said.
"With who?"
"With me," Hunter said.
Tori watched is disbelief as Hunter and Cam wrapped their arms around one another, kissing each other firmly on the lips.
"We have to take a commercial break, but when we come back, we'll meet Alex from Time Force, who has a secret crush on his own descendant, Wesley Collins," Jerry said just before the show faded to black.