Disclaimer: Danger Will Robinson! Danger! This fic, although intended to be funny, does contain sexual suggestions, border line slash situation, sexual situations, lesbians, and jokes that could be considered racist. Viewer discretion is advised. Power Rangers Time Force and all related characters belong to Saban/Disney. I do not plan to many any money for this, but if you like so much that you feel the need to send me money, that's cool too!
Power Rangers Wild Force vs. Jerry Springer
'I wonder why they call this the green room. There aren't any flowers in here,' Danny thought to himself as he paced back and forth across the room.
When Kendal called him and asked him to join her on the show, he was sure it wouldn't be a pleasant experience. He'd seen the show before, and watched as people had their personal lives broadcasted over national television. The last thing he needed was his inner most thoughts and secrets put on display for the world to see, but he trusted Kendal, and knew she wouldn't ask him to do anything foolish.
Just then, the door opened and a woman walked in with a headset on and a clipboard in her hand.
"You're Daniel, right?" she asked.
"Yes, but you can call me Danny," he said pleasantly.
"Fine. You're on Danny, follow me," she told him.
"Ladies and Gentleman my next guest is a former power ranger, please give a warm welcome to Daniel Delgato," Jerry said.
The crowd cheered for Danny as he walked out onto the stage, quickly shaking hands with Jerry, then sat down in the first chair he came to. "Thanks for having me here Jerry," he said cheerfully.
"So, what can you tell us about your relationship with Kendal?" he asked him.
He paused. "Well, we worked together in her father's flower shop until I became a ranger. After that, I didn't see much of her," he said.
"Do you have any idea why you were asked to come here today?"
He shook his head. "No. Kendal asked me to come, so I did," he said.
"Lets get to the bottom of this, shall we? Kendal, come on out," Jerry said.
The crowd cheered again as Kendal stepped out onto the stage wearing a black low cut dress and a pair of high heels. She quickly shook hands with Jerry, sitting down in the empty seat next to Danny.
"Hi Jerry," she said.
"Why did you call Danny here?"
She turned to Danny. "I want to know why you didn't come back for me," she said.
"What do you mean?"
"I told you that you had to concentrate on being a ranger and not to think about me while you were protecting the Earth. But after you defeated Master Org, you didn't come back to me," she brought up.
Before he could answer, Jerry stepped in. "Where did you go Danny?" he asked him.
"I went on a trip around the world with Max," he said proudly.
"Ah yes, your friend. Max Cooper. From what I've heard the two of you were quite close," he said.
"Yes. We are,"
"So close that in fact there was an incident where you were talking to Kendal, but you ran off to find Max because you were afraid you'd hurt his feelings," he said.
"Well, yeah,"
"Why?"
"Because he's my friend," he said.
"Just how friendly are the two of you?" he asked.
Danny stood up. "What are you trying to say?"
"Danny, if you and Max have a relationship or something, you can tell me," Kendal assured him, grabbing his hand slightly.
"I don't have a relationship with Max, we're just friends," he insisted.
"Lets see what Max has to say. Bring him out," Jerry said.
Max came from behind the curtain, quickly rushing over to Danny and wrapping his arms around him. "Its good to see you man," he said.
"You too,"
"Max, could you tell us what your relationship is with Danny?" Jerry asked him.
Max grabbed his hand. "That's easy, we're the best of friends," he said.
"See. I told you," Danny added.
"So why are the two of you holding hands?" Kendal asked.
Danny quickly let go. "That doesn't mean anything,"
Max turned to him. "Oh, so now it doesn't mean anything to you?" he asked.
"Of course it does,"
"So you admit that you and Max are more than friends?" Jerry asked.
"No, that's not what I'm saying,"
"So what are you saying?" Kendal asked.
"Look, Max is my friend. My best friend. But you know how I feel about you Kendal," he said.
"Do I? How am I supposed to know?"
"I wrote you a letter,"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but you never gave me the letter. You dropped it in some flowers and walked away. If I hadn't found the letter, I wouldn't have known about it," she said.
"Wait. You wrote her a letter?" Max asked.
"Yeah, so?"
"See, here we go with this shit again. We went through this the last time. You have to pick, me or her," he snapped.
"Why can't I have you both?" Danny asked.
"Yuck. I don't do threesomes," Kendal screamed.
"And neither do I," he paused. "Except for that one time I watched Cole and Alyssa have sex and masturbated to it. Does that count?" he asked.
"No," they said in unison.
"Ya know, you're a weird kid," Jerry said.
"I'm not a kid, I'll be sixteen in a few months," Max insisted. "Oh come on, like I'm the only one who thinks Cole's headband is kinda sexy," he paused again. "In a macho kinda way," he said.
"Is there something you want to tell us Max?" Jerry asked.
He sighed. "Alright, fine. I have a crush on Danny, I always have. I hated the way he talked about Kendal all the time. I was always Kendal is sooo pretty or Kendal is sooo sweet. Geez, I got sick of worrying about it, so I arranged for the two of us to take a trip around the world together. I thought if I got him away from Kendal, he'd forget about her and want to be with me," he explained.
The crowd sighed.
"So you really do love Danny?" Kendal asked.
"Yes. I really really do," he said.
He went to wrap his arms around her, but she stopped him. "If I had known, I never would have moved on," she said.
"Moved on? With who?"
"Lets bring him out," Jerry said.
Danny watched on in amazement as Princess Shayla walked onto the stage, wrapping her arms around Kendal.
"You're with the Princess? But how?" he snapped.
Max put his hand in his pocket. "Can I watch?"
"After Merrick left me, I was all alone on the Animaruim. Kendal saw me one morning singing to the deer zord, and we just clicked. We've been together ever since," Shayla explained.
"I hope you understand Danny, I love her," Kendal sighed.
"Can I watch?" Max repeated.
"We have to take a commercial break, but when we return: Cole is reunited with one of his tribal brothers from the forest, and he has something important to tell him," Jerry said.