Disclaimer: Danger Will Robinson! Danger! This fic, although intended to be funny, does contain sexual suggestions, border line slash situation, sexual situations, lesbians, and jokes that could be considered racist. Viewer discretion is advised. Power Rangers Time Force and all related characters belong to Saban/Disney. I do not plan to many any money for this, but if you like so much that you feel the need to send me money, that's cool too!

Jerry Springer vs. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Tommy sat in the waiting room nervously, unsure as to why he had been asked to appear on the show. His initial thought was that her parents were concerned about his wardrobe and brought him to the show for a makeover. 'No wait, that's Jenny Jones,' he thought to himself.

His waiting came to an end when a tall, bald man opened the door, stepping inside with a grin on his face. "Okay Oliver, you're on," he told him.

Tommy stood up, following the bald man out the room and down the hallway, eventually coming to a curtain. The bald guy instructed him to wait until he was announced, then walk through the curtain. Tommy simply nodded, and the bald guy walked away.

"Alright, my next guest is a former Power Ranger, but now works as a karate instructor in Angel Grove. Please welcome Tommy Oliver," he heard Jerry announce.

Tommy reluctantly walked from behind the curtain as the studio audience applauded for him. He walked out onto the stage, taking a seat in an empty chair next to Katherine. "Hey Jerry," he mumbled.

"Tommy, do you know why Katherine brought you on the show?" Jerry asked.

He shook his head. "No," he admitted, looking over at Katherine, who had an emotionless look on her face.

Jerry turned to Katherine. "Katherine has something she wants to tell you," he said.

Tommy glanced over at Katherine with an unsure look on his face, waiting for her to say something. Suddenly, the look on her face switched from emotionless to a look of worry.

"Tommy, there's something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time now. Something that I've never been able to get the nerve to say," she started in her Australian accent. "Ever since you and the other rangers freed me from Lord Zedd and Rita's control, I've been in love with you," she said, then paused, waiting to see the reaction on his face.

Tommy took a deep breath, staring at her oddly. "Why didn't you ever tell me?" he asked.

"Because you were always going on and on about that Kim. Every time we went somewhere, it was always 'Kim likes this' and 'Kim likes that'. I knew I could never compare to Kim," she said.

Tommy could hear the jealous tone in her voice. "But Kim and I are just friends. We only went out once, and then she moved away. I haven't seen Kim since that incident in the Nemesis Triangle," he told her.

"Well, I've got a surprise for the both of you. Kim, come on out," Jerry said.

Kim walked from behind the curtain and the stagehands brought an extra chair out, putting it next to Tommy. Tommy stood up, wrapping his arms around Kim before she sat down.

"See. That's what I'm talking about. When you came out here, did I get a hug? No. But as soon as Kim shows up, all of a sudden you're Mr. Affection. What about me Tommy? What about us? Who was with you when Kim broke your heart and ran off to the Pan Globals? I was. Where was Kim when King Mondo turned you into his evil prince? Who was there with you when we gave up our powers? It was me. It was never her!" she snapped at him.

Kim stood up. "You jealous bitch!" Kim screamed, grabbing Katherine by the hair. The two of them got into a fat fight, but the bald man showed up, separating the two of them.

"Kim was never there for you Tommy, I was!" Katherine cried.

"Just because I didn't screw him the first week I met him doesn't mean I didn't care. You were just a jealous slut going after my leftovers!" she screamed.

"You self-centered bitch, I was twice the pink ranger you ever were. And your costume made you look fat!" Katherine told her.

Kim rushed at her again, but security was in place, holding them two of them apart.

"Well, this story gets even more interesting. Tommy, since the last time you've seen Kim, she's gotten involved with someone else. Someone you know. Let's bring'em out. Come on out Jason," Jerry said.

Jason walked from behind the curtain, getting hissed at by the audience. Tommy stood up, rushing at Jason, knocking him over with a spear.

"You bastard, you know how I felt about Kim. You said you'd never go after her," he yelled.

The bald guy and the next of security came out, pulling Tommy and Jason away from one another.

"What the hell are you talking about? You were obsessed with Kim for three years and you only kissed her twice. Did it ever occur to you that Kim needed more than you were willing to give her? That's why she's with me," Jason taunted.

Finally, security was able to calm the four of them door, and Jerry walked onto the stage. "Jason, Kim asked you to come to the show because she has something she wants to tell you as well," he said.

"What is it honey?" Jason asked.

She paused. "Well, you're not the only person in my life. There's something else," she confessed.

Jason stood up. "I knew it. You're fucking Zach, aren't you? I knew he had a thing for you. That bastard," Jason snapped.

"No, it's not Zach. It's someone else," she said.

"Who?" Tommy asked, wanting to know.

"Let's bring'em out," Jerry said.

Everyone was surprised to see Aisha walk from behind the curtain. Kim walked over to her, wrapping her arms around her and kissing Aisha passionately on the lips, getting a mixed reaction from the audience.

"You lesbian slut!" Katherine yelled, picking up her chair and throwing it at Kim.

"You had your chance, but you blew it!" Aisha yelled at her, sitting down next to Kim as the two of them held hands.

"Aisha and I are in love, and we're having a baby," Kim said.

"A baby? How?" Tommy asked.

"Rocky is the father," Kim confessed.

"But Rocky is gay," Jason pointed out.

"If he was gay, he wasn't a few weeks ago when we were at the juice bar. In fact, he was twice the man both of you ever were," Kim said, mocking Jason and Tommy.

"Okay, this is getting out of hand. When we come back, Chad will confess his crush for fellow Light Speed Ranger, Joel," Jerry said as the camera faded to black...