Disclaimer: Danger Will Robinson! Danger! This fic, although intended to be funny, does contain sexual suggestions, border line slash situation, sexual situations, lesbians, and jokes that could be considered racist. Viewer discretion is advised. Power Rangers Time Force and all related characters belong to Saban/Disney. I do not plan to many any money for this, but if you like so much that you feel the need to send me money, that's cool too!

Jerry Springer vs. Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue

When Joel got a call from Carter, asking him to appear on a show, he didn't know what to expect. His initial reaction was an emphatic "no". He had seen how people were treated on talk shows, brought out on national television to be embarrassed and mocked in front of millions of people. After thinking about it, he reconsidered.

'What the hell? I haven't had any work since being a ranger, I might as well earn a few bucks and sign a few autographs,' he thought to himself.

He found himself in a waiting room, seemingly closed off from the next of the studio. He still had no idea why Carter called him and not the other rangers, but decided that worrying about it wouldn't help. Finally, a short, middle-aged woman walked in the room with a clipboard in her hand, flipping through the pages.

"You're Joel, right?" she asked.

"That's me. Former green Light speed Ranger and world famous pilot," he bragged.

"Whatever. You're on in five Mr. World Famous Pilot," she said, and then walked out the room.

Now his curiosity was getting the best of him. He tried to not to worry about it, but after seeing how people were belittled on shows similar to this one, he couldn't help it. He waiting came to an end when a member of security came to the door, motioning for Joel to follow. He stood up, following the guard to a curtain, where he was instructed to wait until he was called.

"Thanks for joining us today, we've got an excellent show for you. First, let me introduce you to our first guest. She's a scientist, responsible for the Light Speed Ranger powers and former chief of operations of the Aqua Base in Marnier Bay, now a secretary for a furniture company, please welcome Angela Fairweather," Jerry introduced.

The studio audience clapped as Ms. Fairweather walked out onto the stage, sitting down in the first empty chair she came to.

"Hi Jerry, thanks for having me," she said.

"Before we get started, I have to ask. How did you go from one of the most recognizable scientists of the free world to a secretary of a furniture company?" he asked her.

"Well, after Operation Light speed lost it's funding and the Aqua Base was destroyed, I went to work in an animal shelter in Turtle Cove, but I was sexually harassed by one of the dog catchers there. It went to court, but the case was dismissed, and my reputation as a scientist was ruined. I took the first job I could find, and I've been the head secretary now for over 3 years," she explained.

"You're here to today because there's something you want to tell your boyfriend, right?" he asked.

She nodded. "Yes," she said.

"Lets bring'em out. Everyone welcome Joel Rawlings," Jerry introduced.

Joel walked out from behind the curtain, giving Ms. Fairweather a quick hug, then sat down next to her in an empty chair.

"Hey Jerry, what's up?" Joel asked.

"You should be asked Angela here. She's got something to tell you," he said.

Joel turned to Ms. Fairweather. "What is it babe?" he inquired.

"Well, you remember when I worked in that animal shelter, right?" she asked.

"Yeah, and that son of a bitch tried to screw you in the bathroom, I remember," Joel mentioned.

"There's something about that day I didn't tell you, something I think you should know. That day, we did have sex in the bathroom, and he got me pregnant. Our son isn't yours, it's his," she told him.

Joel stood up. "You lying slut! You cheating bitch! How could you do this to me? How could bring me here and tell me that?" he snapped.

"Wait, there's more. I just found out that the father of the baby isn't a man at all, he's an org," she sighed.

"What the hell is an org!" he screamed.

"Let's bring him out. He's currently a duke org and formerly hell bent on overthrowing the free world, Jindrax," Jerry said.

Just then, Jindrax walked from behind the curtain, but Joel picked up a chair, throwing it at him. "You bastard, you fucked my girlfriend!" he yelled.

Jindrax ducked the chair, taking a swing at Joel, but the bald headed security guard grabbed him, holding him back.

"That whore threw herself at me, what was I suppose to do?" Jindrax asked.

"I did not, you told me if I slept with you, you'd give me a promotion, but when Toxica caught us, you pretended like it was my fault," Ms. Fairweather yelled.

Security managed to calm them down and get all three of them in their seats.

"Let's take a few questions from the audience," Jerry said, walking up into the crowd, stopping in front of an older lady, pointing the microphone at her.

"My question is for Joel. Didn't you realize that the baby wasn't yours when you noticed it had a horn?" she asked.

"I thought it was a birthmark," Joel confessed.

Jerry walked over to a young man who was sitting in the front row. "Hi, I'm Justin. I used to be a Power Ranger, and then those bastards abandoned me and went into space. I don't have a question, it's more like a comment for Ms. Fairweather," he said.

"Go ahead," she said.

"If Joel wasn't man enough for you, you can shift into turbo with me any day baby!" Justin said as the crowd began to chant "Jerry".

"There's more to this story ladies and gentleman. Please welcome another former Light speed ranger, currently working at the 'Adam's Apple' club in downtown Marnier Bay as a stripper, Chad," Jerry introduced.

Chad walked out from behind the curtain as the studio audience cheered for him. He stood in front of Joel, and then got down on one knee.

"I know I never told you then, but I've been in love with you ever since we joined Operation Light speed. I loved the way your ranger uniform clung to your body, how you would lick your lips staring at Ms. Fairweather. I want you Joel, will you marry me?" Chad asked, pulling a ring out his pocket and presented it to Joel.

Joel stood up, picking up his chair and hitting Chad over the head with it, knocking him out. "You nasty ass homo, NO!" he screamed, standing over Chad.

The bald guy and a few more members of security came out, restraining Joel as he tried to kick Chad.

"When we come back, we'll find out the real reason Karone turned to the dark side and tried to kill the Space Rangers," Jerry said as the show faded to black...