Calvin and the Big Mean Cat

Chapter 3

Ding Dong!

"Now who could that be?"

"I don't know dad, I'll be packing now."

Now what does that mean, thought his dad as he opened the door.

Outside were a nerdy looking man and a soaked cat.

"Hi, we're your new neighbors, my name's Jon," said the man.

"What happened to your cat?" said Calvin's dad.

"Do you have a son?" asked Jon.

"Yes, why?" said Calvin's dad.

"Because he just nailed my cat with a water balloon, and I am not happy, and I would like to talk to him."

"Calvin!"

All this time Calvin and his tiger are hiding under his bed wondering how long it will be until they are found and beaten.

BOOM BOOM!

"AHHH!" screamed Calvin.

"Open up Calvin," screamed his dad, since he had barricaded the door with a chair, "Or No TV till your fifty!

"Can he do that," asked Hobbes.

"I don't know, let's not risk it," said Calvin as he moved the barricade.

His dad dragged him down the stairs as he muttered to himself not fit to repeat. When they got there Jon looked at him with anger but didn't say anything. They all stood there looking at each other, some with anger, some with fear, but none with happiness.

"Why did you do it," his dad and Jon suddenly yelled.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" yelled Calvin, "It was a joke, I didn't mean for anyone to get mad or hurt."

"Then why did you do it," yelled his dad, "seriously, do you want to get in trouble because that's what it seems like to me, no TV for a week, go to your room, no stay here…"

As his dad blabbed on and on, Calvin went in to Stupendous Man mode! As the evil Zyborgs looked on, Calvin shouted, "Escape" and went shooting out the door.

"Come back," shouted his dad as he chased Calvin all around the yard, out in the street, and across the neighborhood. "Stop now or I'll take all TV away for a week!"

"Too late you already did!" shouted Stupendous Man as he ran off. Up the tree down the tree all the way around the tree went Stupendous Man.

Later that day Calvin was sitting on his bed having been captured and severely punished by the evil Monster. No TV for a month, and I have to sit in my room all day today coming out only for bathroom and supper, moped Calvin, Oh well I have a plan, he thought silently to himself.