Disclaimer: A idea form cheaper by the dozen was used.
Hermione and Ginny were currently in Starbucks talking about the new problem. (aka. Draco. Aka. The Angel sent from hell.) Ginny was gapping like a goldfish as if she never heard anything this entertaining. Hermione was groaning with misery but Ginny piped up and said, "But this is good! You can have revenge on him on what he did back to you in the 7th year. And this time without his daddy's protection!" "Uh…..AH!RON! SHYZA! EVERY HEARD OF SAYING HI?" "Sorry," grinned Ron. "So...what's up?"
"draco-is-jenny's-new-boyfriend-and-is-living-at-the-flat-and-hermione-hates-it," blurted Ginny. Hermione glared and threw her muffin at her. Meanwhile Ron stood there grinning like a maniac as Ginny stared at him. He looked down and said, "I HAVE A PLAN." Hermione choked and coffee splattered all over his face.
It was about 5 o' clock as Hermione and Ginny prepared for the plan.
"Meat package?"
"Check!"
"Underwear?"
"Eww…"
"Trashcan?"
"Here!"
Hermione picked up a pair of Draco's underwear and soaked it with raw meat.
Ginny stared at it. "Seriously, how do boys come up with these plans?" said Hermione. "Dunno… but its bloody brilliant!" laughed Ginny. Hermione shook her head in disgust and dried the underwear. Sparky, Ginny's beloved bull dog, tried aiming for the underwear but Ginny held back and said, "not yet Sparky… not yet…"
They could hardly control themselves when dinner was ready and Draco was in his clothes after the shower. Ginny was having the silent giggles and Hermione was stuffing her mouth with her fist to prevent from dieing with laughter. Jenny and Draco both looked at them strangely. Within moments Sparky came dove in and charged right at Draco under the table.
"Son-of-a-bi…."
As he was squirming to get away Sparky took a huge bite and lets just say, OW!
When Sparky let go of Draco, Hermione and Ginny high fived each other.
Mission Accomplished
