All week long, ever since the meat incident lets just say it hasn't been very pleasant. Jenny was extremely pissed and won't even talk to Hermione. Draco is locked up in his room planning some evil scheme to get some revenge or whatever.


Hermione sat there buttering her bagel this morning and Draco walked in. For several minutes no one spoke.

"Do you hate me that much, mudblood?"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"Watcha gonna do about it?"

"I'll tell you what I'm going to do!"

She threw a sauce pan at him and he flicked his wand it disappeared. He grinned lazily at her and said, "Come on you can do better than that. I know you want to."

Hermione just continued ignoring him and he made her face towards him.

"Hey! I'm talking to you!"

Hermione raised her eyebrows and said, "SO?"

He mischeviosuly raised his eyebrows and unbutton his shirt a bit. He leaned in and said, "I think you'll listen now."

"PERVERT!" and she pushed him away.

He unbuttoned his entire shirt and there was a very well toned six pack abs in her face.

"I know you want it…" as he drew closer to her.

Hermione backed away but he just kept coming closer and closer. When he was finally face to face, nose to nose to him, he said, "Apologize."

Hermione snorted and said, "You wish!"

"Fine, then I'll just have to do this…"

He kissed her and squeezed her butt. Hermione fought to get away but was unable to. She looked around and saw a vase. She moved over a bit and but he still stuck to her. She reached in to grab the vase and smashed it against his head.

Draco stood there in daze and said, "I see flying birds!" and fell to the floor.

Jenny came in and said, "What the Fcking Hell is going on!"

She saw Hermione with a vase in her hand and Draco unconscious.

She screamed with horror and yelled, "MMMMUUURRDDEERR!"

Hermione's brain froze and she thought, "Oh SHT! (what's up with the perfect timing? jp)"