Matt comes from backstage, sneaking. Sounds of things crashing backstage make him flinch a couple times. A faint "Lay off, eh?" is heard, followed by what sounds a lot like a plasma blast.
"Ok, well, Jason's having a... pleasant conversation with Ms. Shego, who is a very lovely woman, and should be aware that I had nothing to do with herself and Dr. D being chosen for the Kigo award. Nothing at all, nada. I'm an angel."
Matt clears his throat, gulping as more smashing is heard from the wings as well as some audible begging. "Please… I have a girlfriend now… I need thOOOOOOHHHOOOWWW!"
"Moving right along, our next presenters are here to award the... award for Best Crossover. Please welcome Miss Lilo and her alien dog thingy, Stitch!"
Lilo walks out, dragging Stitch behind her. The little alien experiment seems worried about the sounds of destruction backstage.
"Come on Stitch, Jason can take care of himself. Besides, that nice Nooni lady is there now. That bad woman Shego better watch it."
"Mona knocka piesa, BOOM!" Stitch growled, making like he was shooting plasma from his hands. "Poor Jason..."
"Aloha, everybody," Lilo continued, rolling her big eyes, "...as you might remember, me and Stitch had to help out Team Possible one time. So they asked me and Stitch to give out the award for Best Crossover. So here goes... the nominees are...
Kim Possible : The Next Generation, by MrDrP…
"Wow, KP. This is so cool!" After a few more moments of looking at the screen, Ron realized he had to do something. He turned around, remembering that he saw a door. "Uh, is that the bathroom?"
Just as Ron asked his question, a distinguished-looking bald man of about 60, followed by a burly, bearded man and a woman with long, dark, curly hair, emerged through the door Ron had just asked about.
Data, looking at Ron, answered, "No, Ron. That is not the bathroom; it is Captain Picard's ready room."
"Bathroom?" the captain asked. "What is this all about, Mr. Data?"
Kim cringed.
"Ensign Possible's guest was inquiring about a bathroom, sir. I believe he has to relieve himself."
Will Riker looked at Kim and flashed a mischievous grin. He was clearly enjoying this.
"Uh, sir, Captain, this is my friend, Ron Stoppable. He's the person I invited for ship leave …" Kim said, feeling about two feet tall.
Jean-Luc Picard, standing ramrod straight, looked Ron over; Ron responded by unconsciously adjusting his posture. "Welcome aboard, Mr. Stoppable."
"Uh, thank you, Captain. This is a badical ship you've got. Really cool," Ron stammered. "Bon-diggity. Big." He knew he was babbling. "Sorry."
"Indeed," the captain turned from Ron and went to his chair, Data rose and took his station at the ops console and Riker and Deanna Troi took their places.
It was all Kim could do not to grab Ron's shirt and drag him off the bridge.
VI.
"He wanted to … In my ready room!" Picard marveled at what had just transpired.
"You have to admit, sir, it was pretty funny," Riker offered, unable to stop grinning.
Picard looked at Troi. "Counselor, any thoughts?"
"Perhaps you could put an 'occupied' sign on the door?" she suggested with a chuckle.
"Merde," the captain grumbled.
Ron One Half, by Parareru…
Ron and Monkey Fist exchanged blows, the latter becoming even more infuriated at their stalemate. The hairless rodent and cheerleader were clearly gaining the upper hand against his Monkey Ninjas and would be along to aid the buffoon in mere moments. Monkey Fist snarled in frustration. He was a master of Monkey Kung Fu! No mere novice should have been able to fight him to a standstill and while making those damnable monkey sounds no less!
Out of the corner of his eye Monkey Fist saw a bamboo pole lying discarded on the ground. He made several backflips gauged so that he would land right on top of the pole and smiled in anticipation as Ron charged at him. Moving quickly he grabbed the makeshift staff in his feet and sent it spinning to tangle up in Ron's legs. Ron gave a surprised yelp as he lost his footing and tumbled head first into one of the springs.
"Aiyah!" the Jusenkyo guide screamed as Monkey Fist bounded away laughing.
"Another time, buffoon!" Monkey Fist yelled. "Monkey Ninjas, to me!" Instantly the fallen Monkey Ninjas clambered to their feet and leapt to follow their master.
"Ron!" Kim yelled as she raced for the pool Ron had fallen in.
The Jusenkyo guide grabbed hold of Kim's arm before she could dive in to fish Ron out. "No! Must not go in! Your friend he fall into Spring of Drowned..."
"HE could drown in there!" Kim shouted as she shook her arm free.
Ron suddenly burst forth from the pool sending water splashing everywhere. The Jusenkyo Guide shied away from the water with a panicked leap that would have been a credit to a man half his age and size.
"Always with the falling and the water," Ron grumbled as he wiped the water from his eyes. "Why couldn't I land in a pile of pillows for once?" Dejectedly Ron pulled himself out of the spring and shook the water from his hair. "And why is it always, MONKEYS!"
Kim gave Ron a funny look, curious at the odd pitch of his voice. "Ron? Are you ok?"
"He fall into Spring of Drowned Girl!" the guide explained once he had recovered his composure. "Tragic tale, very tragic, of young girl who drown in spring one thousand five hundred year ago! Now whoever fall into spring take body of young girl!"
"What!" Kim exclaimed in shock, looking at Ron.
Eyes wide with panic Ron grabbed at the top of his now too large shirt and peered down at his... her body. Ron released the neck of her wet shirt with a snap and looked up at Kim with a glazed look in her eye. "Well, at least I'm stacked," the very female Ron giggled weakly before her eyes rolled up into her head and she fainted dead away.
True Feelings, Artificial Hearts, by NoDrogs…
Shego's hands stopped glowing. Wade moved over and lifted the headband. The persocom blinked and sat up on the bed, looking around.
"Ok, so Shego has some, like, freaky powers." said Ron.
"This is ridiculous... who'd make a weapon out of something that looks like a little girl?" demanded Kim.
Ron pointed at Shego. "That thing is a cornucopia of disturbing concepts." he said firmly.
"Hey, don't talk to my Shego like that!" said Kim defensively. She sat down next to Shego, putting an arm around her. The pale skinned persocom smiled and leaned against Kim.
"Well, we've definitely learned some stuff." said Wade, . . . "This bit looks extremely interesting.".
...and the winner is -
Stitch shreds open the winning envelope, handing it to Lilo. "Kim Possible : The Next Generation, by MrDrP!"
MrDrP rises quickly, approaching the podium with a spring in his step. He smiles as he takes the award from Lilo.
"Well, this is an attractive piece of hardware!" MrDrP enthused as he accepted the statuette from Lilo. "I just hope the boys don't try to modify it into a phase harmonic conductor. Though I couldn't blame them. The electroplating on this statue would be perfect …"
"Excuse me," Lilo said. "I don't think anybody understands what you're talking about."
MrDrP looked down at the child. "Sorry about that. You get me talking technology and, well, I'm one happy camper.
"Of course, I'm one happy camper for winning this award. You know, I was inspired to write Kim Possible: The Next Generation when I watched the final episode of Space Passage. I mean, having Commander Kane die at the hands of those Corpulon accountants. Talk about disrespecting the fans and killing the franchise! What were they thinking? So I said, 'MrDrP, if you want a space opera done right, you've got to do it yourself! MrsDrP thought I was kind of nuts – she wants me to write Epic Sitch Eye Eye – but I stuck to my phasers!
"Let me thank all of you who are reading and reviewing KP:TNG. Your response has been phenomenal and encouraging, to say the least. It's like getting a pizza with extra bacon, or seeing MrsDrP in that … well, never mind. That's none of your bee's wax.
"That I'm even writing a crossover/fusion still surprises me. But, those of you who write know that sometimes an idea seizes hold of you and just refuses to let go until you do something with it. Of course, now that you have honored me with this award, I'll have to finish this story. I just hope I can do your expectations justice! Well, I'd better get back to work and think up some exciting new twists and turns for the rest of the story." MrDrP paused, then looked thoughtfully at Lilo and Stitch. "You don't think your dog would like to play a targ, do you?"
Matt shakes MrDrP's hand before he goes back to his seat, smiling broadly. "I am pleased to be the one to introduce Kim Possible, as she sings Say The Word! Let's give her a big hand!"
All you have to do is, say the word
I'm there
I'm on it, I've got it
I can do anything
What you need, Got your back
Just say the word, I'm there
If you find your world is cavin' in
You can bet your gonna need a friend
Someone to take those fears away
Say the word
Make a call and I'll be there
Anytime, anywhere
Have you heard
That I'm all about savin' your world
All you have to do is say the word
In trouble, in it deep
This is a promise that I can keep
Make it right, count on me
To be the best friend I can be
When your life is bending
Upside down
I'll be the one to turn it around
Say the word
Make a call and I'll be there
Anytime, anywhere
Have you heard
That I'm all about savin' your world
All you have to do is say the word
(Say the word)
If you find your world is cavin' in
You can bet your gonna need a friend
You will fly
Or I will take your fears away
Say the word
Make a call and I'll be there
Anytime, anywhere
Have you heard
That I'm all about savin' your world
All you have to do is say the word
Dial the number, call my name
Day or night, it's all I need
Say the word
'Cuz I'm all about savin' your world
All you have to do is say the word