extraordinary - A Naruto one-shot fanfiction

groan*

Jeez it's Tuesday already? Time goes by so fast. I thought it was still Monday.

Ugh. That means I start End Of Course testing today at my school. That's something I dread taking the most. And not only that but I'm stacked when it comes to schoolwork that I have to do.

Gosh...

I just wanna sleep. Last night felt great by the way. Too bad it's over.

Well anyway.

Time to get ready, I guess.

Wait a minute, this isn't my room. Where's...my bed? I thought I was awake? Wait, am I still sleeping? Lemme check to see if I'm awake because I swear I am.

pinch*

Ow.

...

I'M AWAKE?! AND...THIS ISN'T A DREAM?!

So I just spawned in the middle of a forest near a river? And this isn't some kind of dream I'm having? Wait how did I even spawn here? I mean, I was in my bed last night...

Huh. That's strange.

God I really just want that latte my dad got yesterday. That stuff was AMAZING. I know I shouldn't be drinking a lot of sugar because it might get me addicted and that leftover sugar also turns to fat, but I just can't help myself. I kinda have a sweet tooth so...yeah.

Okay.

So.

I'm in the middle of a forest with a tank top, some shorts, and some socks on. I need to pee, like really bad for some reason. My hair probably looks like a mess. My phone's gone so I don't know the time right now. And I'm still sleepy for some reason??

I wish I was dreaming because I don't wanna--

rustle*

--be here Wait, what was that?

Did that- did that come from the bushes?

... *sigh*

I'm gonna die today, aren't I? I haven't even graduated from high school yet and I might FUCKING die. I'm only a junior in high school. A JUNIOR. I have a few more years left, dude! Leave me alone! Let me live!

Oh. The rustling stopped.

Okay well I'm gonna go find someone to do my business.

I start walking away from where I woke up at and I start walking over to the river nearby so I could wash my face and pee nearby.

There was one thing that I kept thinking about and that was how the hell am I going to survive? Trying to get back home is out of the question. I don't think I'll be lucky enough to just get a pass to go back home like- that's totally not happening. I just gotta survive here because I know nothing's going to be provided to me like some little baby. Wait but, how...do I survive anywhere? I've seen survival movies and stuff do that all the time but I just watch them do it. I don't ACTUALLY experience it myself. Oh crap. That's gonna be a problem.

sigh*

Well..I'll just have to wing it, I guess.

Since I don't necessarily have a proper toilet, I decided to take my shorts and my underwear off so that they don't get dirty and soiled with piss. Maaan..being a guy would totally give me an advantage right now but I can't control genes so tough luck for me. After I use the bathroom, I go over to the river to dunk my hands and face in some cold water just to wake me up and clean myself as much as possible.

While I washed my face in the river water, I heard some grassy footsteps nearby since it was SO quiet around here. It's abnormally quiet so I knew this isn't on the planet Earth I know of.

I dried my hands off with my tank top and then got up and turned around.

No one's there...

Okay.

I pull the front of my tank top up a little bit so my chest wasn't showing too much and then I start to walk around, in search for a place that I could call a home.

-Time skips-

So I'm guessing right now is the afternoon since the sun isn't setting right now. That's a plus one for me then. That means I don't have to struggle during the night to try and find food and other stuff like that.

I decide to take a break since I've been walking for who knows how long.

I know it was definitely a lot.

And I'm tired.

sigh*

I'm so hungry right now but there's nothing around here that I can eat. There's a lot of places where I can shelter in for the day but I also need some food to sustain myself. I might have to find another river for drinking water since I don't have any bottled water to drink.

I stretch my body a little bit then paused when I heard more grassy footsteps. They sounded like they were approaching me. Oh no. Some ninjas from Naruto are gonna see a bed head Haitian-American teenage girl walking around here.

I feel sorry for them because who would wanna see me with bed head? That's like saying who would wanna see me naked?

Well come to think of it...many perverts would wanna see me naked.

I shuddered at the possible thought of creeps staring at my body. Every hair. Every curve. And every single body part.

Okay.

I might just throw up.

I suck up my breath and then breathe it out.

I started to look around to see if I could see any shadows or something like that. I squint my eyes a little bit and I saw that there were some people moving but they looked super blurry.

Ah. I don't have my glasses either.

Well I'm definitely screwed, aren't I?

The people that I could see in my blurry field of vision suddenly disappeared after I blinked. They probably used a jutsu or teleported. I dunno. Something like that. Just then, my body felt like it was being hugged by someone. And then, I felt something sharp touch the side of my neck.

Shit.

I felt my throat close and my heart started to beat faster than before.

How embarrassing...

"Do you sense any chakra coming from this girl, Itachi?" I heard one of them say in amazing and fluent Japanese. I just listened to their conversation, not really knowing what they were talking about since I didn't speak or hear Japanese enough to understand what everything meant. I did understand a few things like "Itachi" and "nani" and also "iie" and "hai".

After their conversation was done, they looked at me and the thing that they were holding dug further into me. I guess.. it was a kunai?

They asked me a question, I think. And I just stared at them with fear written all over my face, probably. It was understandable that I was fearful because this isn't a world that I'm used to. This is the world of Naruto, which technically is fictional. For some reason, I'm... in it?? Which doesn't make any sense???

At this point I could feel blood running down my neck.

Seriously.. how embarrassing.

I let out a shaky sigh and close my eyes, tears ultimately started falling down my cheeks shamefully. I'm hungry, thirsty, tired, and stressed out. What the hell am I supposed to do now? Negotiate with them? And just how am I supposed to do that? That's literally impossible!

I heard one of them gasp. What happened this time? Actually, I don't even wanna know..

"Kisame, this girl doesn't have any chakra."

"That's impossible, Itachi. Every girl has chakra. That's like saying that a boy doesn't have any chakra. We all have chakra in us so that's just impossible. Maybe she just hasn't been able to master it."

"Kisame. I'm serious. She doesn't have any chakra in her. I went ahead and put her under a genjutsu and she doesn't seem to be taking effect to it."

"Maybe she's using a jutsu to block it out."

"No, that's not it. I would've sensed the jutsu by now. And come to think of it..I've never seen these types of clothes before. Her skin is really dark, like the shinobi from the cloud and their skin. Her hair is just.. black. Her body's also really curvy."

"Hm. You said she doesn't have any chakra, right Itachi?"

"Yes. She's very.. extraordinary."

...

"Okay. Well let's take her to Lord Pein. Maybe he'll know what we should do with her."

"Good idea. But just in case she does try to escape, you should hold her tight."

"Right."

I gasp when I felt my body being lifted up into the air. And then, I stay still. An arm wraps around my back to keep me secure. Like I said, I still can't understand Japanese so I have no idea what they're talking about. I feel like--it's just a gut feeling--but I feel they want to kill me. I'm hoping that they don't because I'm too young to die. Seriously! I'm too young to die!