Author's Note:

This fanfic/story contains VERY strong language that is NOT SUITABLE for those who are under the age of 13. Please leave if you're in that age group or under. Viewer discretion is advised. I do not own Phineas Ferb, all rights goes to the Walt Disney Corperation. Let me know what you thought of this story!

Chapter One: The Idea

Phineas and Ferb were sitting under their favorite tree daydreaming about what stupid ass thing they can come up with. Yesterday they built a giant flying neon dildo that killed 6 people when it fell from the sky after Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz were up to their typical fights as usual. The police couldn't find any trace of the murderers but there was an ongoing case as to whoever done such a thing. Phineas was trying to come up with a way to create something. Something that no one would ever think of those two Mario-copying fucks could ever achieve in building. Ferb on the other hand, he was furious. He never wanted something bad to happen to anyone, and after yesterday, him finding out about those 6 people dying all because of that stupid project him and his dumbass brother made, he had enough of Phineas' shit. Phineas broke the silence.

"Ferb! I know what we're gonna today!" yelled Phineas in an excited tone.

"Yeah I'm sure you know what to do you red-headed faggot. Maybe I would know what we should do today you cunt. God I can't stand your fucking shit Phineas. You came up with that bullshit idea of yours to create a giant flying neon dildo to impress Isabella even though you'll never fucking get her. And then you somehow lost control of it, which by the way was your fault because you built those controls that were SUPPOSED to be excellent yet your dumbass had to fuck it all up somehow and you even killed 6 people when it crashed and injured 11 other people! I swear to God on my own fucking grave I will fucking end your pathetic existence you dick-eating cumswapper. Speaking of swapping cum remember when you swapped that sample of cum from that asian dude? Well he got a divorce and is trying to sue us for 20,000 dollars in fucking damages. All because you wanted to impregnate Isabella so you could have babies will her since your dick is 2 inches small and can't even fit up in her pussy let alone impress her enough to suck it dry. One day I will end you and I can finally be free. I never wanted to join your shitty journey to become a fucking douchebag. Candace will actually be glad that your sorry ass will be gone from this hell hole of an Earth. No one will cry at your fucking funeral. I would burn you to ashes and piss on them. One day you will fucking pay you bastard."

Phineas was unfazed by this and said, "What did you say Ferb."

Ferb was about to clap the fucker but decided that today was not the day.

"Oh uh n-nothing Phineas"

"Oh good cause I thought that you said something. Anyway I know what we're gonna do today! We're going to create a drug service! We'll sell heroin!" This reminds you of that AOK video where Phineas and Ferb grew their own weed huh? Well fuck that cause this shit is better.

Phineas and Ferb began to get the materials. But Candace was watching them through her window.

"What are those dumbasses up to?"

She stormed down the stairs to find her mom Linda getting ready to go to the store. She told Candace to look after her "baby boys" and that she would be back soon. Candace was mad at this but didn't really seem to care. She stormed out through the sliding doors and into the backyard where she saw the two brothers already making their way into the nearby shed. She walked up to it and began with an angry tone, "Hey douchebags what in the ever loving fuck are you up to??"

"Oh hey skank we're getting ready to run our own heroin service!"

Candace immediately thought of what Linda's face would be of once she got home in little over an hour. She knew what she had to do. She was going to bust those brothers faster than an Indian fuck busting a huge nut in a goat.

"OOOOOHHH wait until mom sees what you're up too!" said Candace in an evil tone.

"Bitch please the only thing she'll see is your mangled corpse spreadeded across the fucking carpet."

Candace didn't care if Phineas insulted her by saying that. She jumped with joy like a fairy and ran to call Linda. She explained to mom what they were doing.

"Candace have you been taking my stash of LSD from under my bed?"

"Umm the fuck? Uh no I haven't. Listen just please come home soon before it magically disappears just like dad did when he went to get milk" said Candace in an annoyed tone.

Linda told Candace that she'd be home in an hour. Candace watched as her brothers began building the little hut that they were going to sell heroin from.

She grinned hoping that Linda would be home soon. While she waited she started to brush her wand vibrator all over her clit.

"Busting is awesome!" she said.

Author's Note:

Well guys, that was only the begining! It's going to get a lot worse from here on out. Let me know what you thought of this story in the comments below!