Author's Note:

Hello everyone! This is the second chapter to my wacky Phineas and Ferb story! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter and will enjoy this one!

This fanfic/story contains VERY strong language that is NOT SUITABLE for those who are under the age of 13. Please leave if you're in that age group or under. Viewer discretion is advised. I do not own Phineas Ferb, all rights goes to the Walt Disney Corperation. Let me know what you thought of this story!

A few minutes after Candace left the backyard the boys were already done building the heroin shop. It was one of those little huts you find in Africa when they can't afford money or water. Ferb felt a little bit better when he injected some of the heroin into his arm. Phineas on the other hand, had a better idea as to where to inject it to.

Isabella came and ask, "Hey Ferb watcha dooooing?" Ferb said that him and Phineas opened up their own heroin shop and they're selling it for 20 bucks a pint.

"Oh I'd be happy to take one"

Ferb immediately got a huge boner from this. Yes, he liked Isabella. He knew that she liked the triangle-headed fuckwat but he just wanted to get it out. Maybe she liked HIM? Isabella gave him the 20 and he gave her the heroin. Before she injected it she saw something in the corner of her eye. "Uh Ferb whats Phineas doing there?" asked Isabella. Ferb turned around and asked Phineas what stupid motherfucking thing he was doing. Phineas turned around and both Ferb and Isabella saw a horrific sight. PHINEAS WAS INJECTING THE HERION INTO HIS COCK.

"Jesus Christ Phineas what the actual fuck is wrong with you?!" yelled Ferb in anger.

Phineas let go of his cock and he began to stumble on Ferb's chest. He then spoke. "Ferb what t-t-the fuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkk. I'm seeing two of y'all the fuck was in that shit. Oh hey Isabella, funny seeing y-y-yo-you here. Wanna buy some heroin? It's only 20 bucks."

"Get the fuck off me you high piece of shit!" yelled Ferb. Phineas began to destroy shit and run around with a gun. Like a nigger when there's no more KFC left in his fridge he got from the government since he's a welfare cunt. Ferb was about lose it. Phineas ran into the street and shot a lady and her two kids. He began to strip the clothes from the woman and began to suck her vagina until it looked like a raisin. Ferb was extremely fucking furious. He knew that if something were to happen like Phineas getting arrested, he would be arrested too because Phineas being the ketchup-haired fuckhead he is, would tell the officers who helped him build the heroin shop. And even worse Isabella would be arrested for having the herion!

Ferb has no choice but to grab Phineas and take him inside before anyone else saw. Candace questioned Ferb and Isabella when they went inside but before Ferb said anything the phone rang. Candace answered to hear some bad news.

"Hey Candace I w-won't be home t-tonight. Oh fuck yeah slap my ass!! Oh sorry honey pretend you didn't hear that. Anyway I gotta-OH FUCK YES CUM IN MY PUSSY!!! I KNEW YOU NIGGERS WOULD BE GOOD!!!"

Candace hung up in rage. Ferb then explained to Candace what the actual fuck happened outside. Candace was angry as all hell.

"Why the fuck would you let him inject heroin into his cock?! Are you fucking insane???!!!"

"I wasn't looking okay?? And besides the police don't know that it was him who killed that lady and her kids. He needs help!"

"We gotta take him to the hospital!" said Isabella.

"FUCK THE HOSPITAL! Jesus Christ they would find the herion in his blood stream!!" Phineas began to say something.

"Hey, where's Perry?"

Author's Note:

Well folks that was the second edition to my wacky Phineas Ferb story! Like, comment, and share! Let me know what you thought of this chapter!