And I don't own anything I put in the story and that pretty much sums it all up.

Diggorie: Starting stories is bloody hard. No Bueno

Creepy guy like the guy from Aladdin (not a janitor from Manhattan) with wise advice: to start a story correctly, one must never start the story at all.

Diggorie: Heck? Who are you?

Creepy guy like the guy from Aladdin (not a janit…. : the question is not who I am but who I am not

Diggorie: aah. You must be Yoda

Yoda: yes the truth that you seek has been found out

Diggorie: did ya smoke when you were younger?

Yoda: Why do you want to know my past when the future is what is at hand

Diggorie: oh nothing. That was deep.

Yoda: Aaa?

Diggorie: is my speech flowing

Yoda: Aaa?

Diggorie: I heard my speech is supposed to flow

Yoda: very good, my speech flows quite well after reversing everything, this, my young padewan you should try.

Diggorie: yes master, this I should try indeed. This flow is better, do you think?

Yoda: short green people I think it only works for. Stupid it makes you look

Diggorie: You're stupid… and have a thick candy shell

Yoda: Aaa?

Diggorie: gay

Yoda: win, you have

Diggorie: I know, I always win at comebacks. So whatcha here for Yoda?

Yoda: great peril in the galaxy there is

Darth Vader: I AM THAT PERIL krrr kshhhh krrrrr kshhhhh

Yoda: you die

(Yoda and Darth Vader go to the back of the room and hack on each other for a while but nothing happens. Just then we remember, there isn't violence on tv these days. (lie))

Rocky and Bullwinkle: Do do du dooo (own theme music and always arriving at the nick of time.) did we hear the word peril?

Diggorie: (hiding behind the blender) Heck? Who are you?

Rocky and Bullwinkle. We're superheroes who always arrive do do du dooo … in the nick of time.

Diggorie: My Eye, you guys are late. Just then a dynamite stick… oh wait… just then six dynamite sticks come hurling in

Rocky and Bullwinkle: Do do du dooo… just in the nick of timewe sprint over and smother the fuse and save the lake

Diggorie: Aaa? There is a lake?

Rocky and Bullwinkle: Blast… no lake? Blast… we didn't save anybody

Diggorie: You guys will always be heroes in my book… most of the time

(so we must conclude this story thinking that Rocky and Bullwinkle are heroes.)

Thanks for reading, please review so I can fix my new stories… no matter howgnarredthe review is