Author's Note:

Hello folks! Thanks for reading chapters one & two! Here is chapter three!

This fanfic/story contains VERY strong language that is NOT SUITABLE for those who are under the age of 13. Please leave if you're in that age group or under. Viewer discretion is advised. I do not own Phineas Ferb, all rights goes to the Walt Disney Corperation. Let me know what you thought of this story!

Chapter Three: Dr. Molester

Perry slid down the slide near the brick chimney into the ground where his laboratory was. He ran over to his giant computer and sat down on his little chair. He was expecting a call from Hologram any moment. Then Holgogram came on the screen.

"Agent P! Dr. Doofenshmirtz is planing on destroying Earth using horse semen. He thinks that after he's finished he'll open a space portal into a world filled with Chris Chans! You must stop him at once!"

Perry left the room and flew in his helicopter right towards Doofenshmirtz's tower. He dropped down on the balcony which startled the mad scientist.

"Ahhh Perry the Platypussy! Welcome! As you can see I've tried to find ways to get love. I've tried Tinder and even Grindr for that matter! I've had no luck in finding love. But now I think I've got it! Behold, The Chris-Anator! This son of a bitch will annihilate the world using semen from a horse's cock! Once I get done destroying the world, I'll finally open up a portal to a dimension where I can make sweet sexual love to a shit load of Chris Chans!"

Perry thought to himself, "What the fuck is going on his in brain?"

Perry realized that Doof was standing 2 inches away from him. There was a 5 second silence. The mad scientist then ripped off Perry's beak. The platypus screamed in agony. Before he knew it he was getting skull fucked by Doofenshmirtz! He kicked him off to the side and ran towards the edge of the tower. He look behind him to see the scientist stand there with his 9 inch cock. Perry knew what he had to do. He jumped off the building causing him to fall 30 stories to the ground. This was his fate. This was what Mologram told him. He landed on the ground with a loud thump. Blood and guts splattered all over the street. People were running around screaming.

The mad scientist looked from the top of the tower. He laughed and said "ah little Perry has turned into spaghetti! Now it's time for action!"

Back at the house we see the four faggots lay on the couch watching the news. Phineas was drunk of course. That dumbass. Then they saw something on the news that shocked all four of them.

"Police are on the investigation as to why this little platypus committed suicide after jumping off this large purple building"

Phineas saw what looked like a platypus. It was mangled with blood and guts everywhere. He yelled something. Something that could've shocked the world.

"THAT'S MY FUCKING PLATYPUS!!!"

Phineas stood there in front of the television. So this was it huh? His platypus was gone, gone with no explanation. Tears began to fill his eyes and the other three sat on the couch in shock. Ferb got up and walked towards Phineas. He embraced him and told him that they'll find the fucker that caused this to happen. Ferb may of hated Phineas but he knew that him and Perry had a relationship that no one else knew.

"Let go of me!! My fucking platypus is dead you moron!!" Yelled Phineas

"Look Phineas I may be your brother but good lord calm down. HE IS GONE."

Phineas ran up stairs and slammed the door shut. Candace was shocked, she didn't know that Phineas could be such a whiny bitch. She walked up to his room and opened the door to find him crying on his pillow while swaying his index finger around his ass. Candace walked up to him, comforting him as he did his autistic screeching and crying for Perry.

"Look, Phineas. I know that we don't like each other but this isn't the end of the world. Yes, Perry is gone, but you have to move on. It may take some time but I know it in my heart that you'll pull through. Can you do it for me? For Perry?" asked Candace.

"I'll do it for him but not for you, you fucking skanky dyke." said Phineas sitting up. Candace left the room groaning. Nothing pleases him huh? Ferb and Isabella waited downstairs watching the news talk more about this story.

"The police have found out that the platypus belongs to a Phineas F. Flynn. The 'F' stands for Faggot. Police are on the way to his place to question him. More will follow." said the reporter.

"OH SHIT. If they arrive, they'll see our heroin shop!" yelled Ferb. "We have to get rid of it." Ferb grabbed a nearby rocket launcher and fired it at the shop, causing a huge explosion. "That'll do." said Ferb with pride.

"Uh, aren't you forgetting that Phineas still has heroin in his bloodstream? The police will find out eventually." said Isabella while rubbing her finger up and down Ferb's body. He once again got a humongous boner. But of course, this wasn't the time for sex and Epstein Funtime.

"Holy fuck why did I forget about that? God damn it. What the fuck do we do?" said Ferb, asking both himself and the other two girls in the room.

"Why don't you just build something to get it out of his bloodstream? You're a genius after you beanstalk green-headed fudgepaker" said Candace in a rude and sarcastic tone."

Ferb slapped Candace across her face, as he ran towards the backyard to find the Boobie-Bitch Machine that could make the no good bad bad drug go away. Like a Clan Member dragging his slave away from his poor family. Ferb ran back inside and jabbed the needle into Phineas' arm. Phineas let out a huge autistic screech that anyone could hear from 200 miles away, even a deaf kid could hear it and have a seizure and sent to the hospital where the doctor tells his family that his ears exploded and that they found 700 dildos inside his stomach. Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself.

"Shit I feel better. Thanks little bro." said Phineas giving him a totally not gay hug. He looked out his window to find the the heroin shop wasn't there!

"ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? WE HAVE NO MORE HEROIN! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO??!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT FERB? I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO USE THE MONEY WE GOT FOR BITCHES TO SUCK OUR COCKS!!! AND YOU HAD TO FUCK IT ALL UP YOU RETARDED NIGGER-LOVING BUTTMUNCHER!!!" screamed Phineas.

"No you didn't MOTHERFUCKER" yelled Ferb. He grabbed Phineas by the neck and strangled him, while slamming his head against the wooden floor.

Candace walked in. "GUYS! The police are here."

Author's Note:

That was chapter three folks! Thanks for reading! Chapter Four is on its way! Like, share, and comment!