Author's Note:

Hello folks! Thanks for reading reading the first three chapters! There will be a total of 6 chapters in this story, so you sexy motherfuckers will get two more after this! Enjoy!

This fanfic/story contains VERY strong language that is NOT SUITABLE for those who are under the age of 13. Please leave if you're in that age group or under. Viewer discretion is advised. I do not own Phineas Ferb, all rights goes to the Walt Disney Corperation. Let me know what you thought of this story!

Chapter Four: Questioning

Phineas & Ferb stood in the room, now terrified. The police were literally downstairs, and there was nowhere to hide, nowhere to run. They had to obey the law and be interviewed by the cops. Without doing so, they will be hunted down and thrown into prison, but most importantly, when they get to prison they have to 100% NOT DROP THE FUCKING SOAP.

"This is madness!" cried Phineas. Ferb slapped him in the face and said, "Pull yourself together bro!" Phineas have him a confused yet retarded look.

"Are you fucking stupid? I'm not a LEGO set" said Phineas. Ferb face palmed. Is Phineas a fucking retard? Ferb brushed it off. There was no way in Hell that would cure Phineas of his Autistic persona.

"What now?" asked Candice.

"I guess we have no other choice but to go downstairs and be confronted by Law Enforcement" said Ferb, realizing that they had no other option.

All three of them walked downstairs slowly, nervous as to what will happen within the next five minutes. Two police officers were sitting at the dinner table while Isabella made them tea. Phineas noticed this and immediately scolded her.

"Hey, dolphin! That's the fucking rat poison you fucking moron!" yelled Phineas, stunning the two officers that sat there.

"Phineas! Inside voices, and show some manners!" scolded Candice. Phineas gave her a death stare while fuming.

"LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING SKANK-" said Phineas but was cut off by a punch to the face by Ferb. The officers immediately got up, but Candice told them that they were brothers, and that they do this all the time. The officers sat back down, slowly.

"Now then. Let me introduce ourselves to you three. My name is Daniel and this is my partner George" said Officer Daniel. Phineas giggled "Hey Candice. He has the same name as George Floyd."

Candice rolled her eyes.

"So anyway, you mind telling me who this platypus is?" said Officer Daniel while holding a picture of the mangled corpse of Perry. Candice nearly threw up. She may of not liked Perry, but seeing his corpse made her feel sad and sick.

"Yes, officer. That's my platypus Perry. We saw everything on the news"

Ferb looked over at his brother and he began to cry. Ferb comforted him, telling him that everything was going to be okay.

"We learned today that this platypus of yours was actually an AGENT" said Officer George. "We believe that he was trying to stop Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz. But failed and he jumped off his tower. We believe that he was VIOLATED."

The gang gasped in horror. That doctor was a zoophile? What a fucking retard. Phineas dropped to his hands and knee and cried. "Why?? Why could he??" Ferb comforted him again. Isabella shed a tear and Candice had a "what the fuck" expression on her face.

"Don't worry kids. He has been taken into custody and has been charged with many account of animal abuse. So many that we can't even keep count. He's a mad man, and we also found out that he's a furry and ram a Twitter account by the name of Zoos 4 Everyone. That account has been taken down" said Officer Daniel.

A couple hours later after the cops left and Isabella went home, Phineas was sitting on the toilet in the bathroom (he wasn't taking a shit so fuck off). He was FUMING. He wanted to kill that fucking doctor, but he didn't have the guts nor confidence to. He didn't want to be sent to jail, but he felt like he had no chance.

Phineas walked out of the bathroom and sat onto the couch. Ferb was watching some weird soap opera. "Hey Ferb, did you ever have a Twitter account?" asked Phineas.

Ferb looked over to find his retarded ass brother sitting next to him. "Actually, I was considering joining Twitter. Is PenisFartNiggaBalls a good username?"

Phineas grabbed Ferb and slammed him against the wall, causing picture frame and a glass mirror to break. Ferb fell onto the floor and yelped in agony. Bits of glass was all over him and Phineas stood there fuming once more.

"WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF USERNAME IS THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT???!!! IT FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE USED BY A COMMUNIST LIBERAL FUCK!!!" yelled Phineas.

Ferb stood up. Not giving a shit and went to his room to clean himself up. Candice stood in the kitchen and laughed. "God you boys are a fucking train wreck!"

"FUCK YOU, BITCH!"

Phineas threw a fucking brick at her head, nearly killing her. She ran away crying like a little bitch while Phineas started to clean the living room.

"I hate my family"

Author's Note:

Hot damn it's been foreversince I released a new chapter!Thanks for being patient! Chapter 5 is on its way!