Author's Note:

Hello everyone! I'm glad to present you all Chapter 5 of Heroin Adventure! I will try my hardest to not have huge gaps between chapters from here on out, as that can drive an audience away. It's not like waiting for a new movie coming out, as movies take a couple of years to make. There will be ONE MORE chapter and the story will be finally completed! Please enjoy! Very nice! Great success!

Linda woke up from where she was at. She was at a strip club, about 40 miles away from home. She had a nice day filled with hot sex, and some lesbian sex as well. Looking around the room, she realized that she was fucking drugged. Looking at her vagina, she was bleeding. Oh great. She was on her period, but this was different.

Linda heard the sound of moaning and groaning. It turned her on, but she was a little nervous. She saw Dr. Doofenshmirtz NAKED and he was angry.

"Oh my lord! Is that you Doof? How did you get here?? I thought you got arrested??" she asked.

"You silly little slut! I escaped prison! Pretty easy if I say so myself. Anyway, I'm fucking hungry for some fresh 19 year old pussy. Specifically 19 year olds because 18 year olds and anything over the age of 19 is fucking retarded".

Linda was shocked and really scared. "There is none here! Go away or I'll call the cops!"

The mad doctor laughed and shot her in the fucking head, killing her instantly. He looked at her body. "Fuck it. I'll ram her to keep myself from ending my life. I need for find some fresh 19 year old pussy afterwards" he said.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz got on top of Linda's corpse and began to fuck it. Moaning and groaning as he went inside and out. He jizzed inside her bloody magnificent pussy. It hadn't even been 5 minutes and he already came. That's how much of a fucking bad ass he is.

He got up and walked out of the room. He previously killed everyone in the club and even had sex with some other corpses while Linda was passed out from a long day of hot sex. He heard police sirens and the sound of police officers running towards the strip club. It was now time to get the fuck out of there.

Doofenshmirtz jumped out of an open window and ran down a dark alleyway while Pink Floyd's On The Run played out of fucking nowhere.

"Get him!" yelled an officer.

"Don't let him get away!" yelled another officer.

The evil doctor ran around a corner, barely dodging bullets. He saw an old station wagon and hopped in it. Luckily the keys were in it and he began to turn the car on. It successfully turned on and he got his raggedy ass out of there. The police was yelling and firing at the car, breaking windows and leaving bullet holes in the station wagon. He saw an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk and he rammed into that hoe because why not?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz drove for what felt like an entirety, but he successfully outran the police. He felt proud of himself. For the first time in his life, he finally succeeded. As he drove down a lonely but peaceful road in the countryside, he began to feel bad. Yes, he succeeded by not getting arrested again, but at what cost? He commented murder multiple times, committed acts of necrophilia and even stole someone's car. He realized what he had done. Not only that, but he had sexual intercourse with Perry. Sure, it was only for a few seconds, but it was still a crime. A horrible crime. And he also caused Perry to fall to his death. Perry may have been his enemy, but he didn't hate the poor platypus. There were actual times where they teamed up, and even gave each other advice when both were struggling. Doofenshmirtz actually cared for him.

He began to cry.

Phineas sat in his chair eating some pizza. Candace ordered some earlier, and he was eating like Nikocado Avocado. Crying and being a retarded no-it-all.

"I wish mom can just come home already." he said. "It's been almost an entire day!"

Candace stood there, trying to calm him down. "She must be on her way home and forgot to text one of us. I'm sure she's fine."

Just then Doofenshmirtz busted down the door. "Sup motherfuckers!! I'm the one that killed your mother!!" he yelled, shooting Candace in the knee. Phineas tried to move but he couldn't. He realized he was STUCK to the chair. Candace was dragging herself across the floor.

"Help me Phineas!" she yelled, but she realized that her brother was stuck to his chair, unable to move.

The evil doctor laughed and walked over to Candace and grabbed her. She tried to escape his grasp but he snapped her arm like a twig. Candace yelped in pain and decided to surrender.

"Wanna see your sister fucking die lol?" he asked. Phineas was now crying. He tried to speak but couldn't. "Oh, okay then! Didn't think you would say yes!"

Before Candace could say anything, he stabbed her in the eye and she fell to the floor. He began to stomp on her head until it was nothing but a complete mess.

Phineas was bawling his eyes out. Doofenshmirtz laughed and walked over to him, putting a gun in his mouth.

"Keep quiet. I know your brother is here and he'll suffer the same fate as HER. Unless you give me everything you have. I know you two build random bullshit, and I want blue prints to EVERYTHING. Give me those and I'll spare you and your brother."

"Why are you doing this?!" He was finally able to speak, but he still couldn't move.

"You see, you red headed faggot. I'm going to open a portal to where a shit load of Chris Chan's will come and rape all the women! I know you have horse semen and it's what I want. I actually don't need the other stuff as I was just fucking with you. Now then, go get your brother. I'm sure he heard everything."

"I'm right here".

Author's Note:

Wow! What a cliffhanger! Look out for Chapter 6, the finale coming soon!