A/N 1: Another one that was inspired by a commercial I've seen on TV a few times that is just outrageous. Having Chuck on the brain, it wasn't long before this percolated up and it suggested a possibly humorous scene. Hope you guys enjoy reading it half as much as I enjoyed writing it.

A/N 1A: You really need to watch the commercial first and then read this little story. To find the commercial that inspired this madness. Simply google "Annie Murphy's #1 rule? Phexxi (lactic acid, citric acid, and potassium bitartrate)".

A/N 2: Special thanks again go out to CharmingCharles2896, nevr, and WillieGarvin for continuing to respond to my incessant PM's at all hours of the day. You guys will never know how much it means to have folks I consider friends out there who are just as Chuck obsessed as I am. Your conversations keep me going and I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

I don't own Chuck but I think Sarah has a much better claim on him than does Warner Brothers or Mr. Fedak.

No beta's were harmed in the making of this story, all errors and faults are mine and only belong to me.

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Written By:

Markey DeSad

They were on the couch in the living room. Chuck was finally being a bit more aggressive and taking charge with where and when they made out.

He was kissing her passionately and had his hand into her blouse, gently but firmly kneading her through the lacy Victoria's Secret bra she'd bought specifically for him.

The kissing and petting were really working for Sarah and the dull throbbing she normally felt down there just being with Chuck, was now a raging and all-consuming fire.

He was on top of her now and his hand was sliding up her skirt towards the inferno burning between her thighs.

Sarah knew she had to regain control of herself, as she was no longer on the pill.

She finally pushed, with both her hands, against his chest, he pulled back breathlessly with a confused look.

"Chuck Sweetie, can you go get me a Phexxi pen, so that we can be safe? I mean we are on a plane in the morning, bound for Tanzania."

It was almost comical watching Chuck untangle himself from her and race for their bathroom. As he ran down the hall, his pants and shorts falling to his ankles, he almost tripped taking the turn to the bathroom.

There was some crashing about and she heard mild cursing as cupboards and drawers were opened and closed. She heard those same cupboards and drawers opened and closed again and again.

Finally, she heard Chuck yell, "FUCK! We're Out!"

Then a loud sigh and a very dejected and forlorn, "I forgot to hit the pharmacy at the Large Mart. I'm so sorry, Honey."

Ellie was chopping carrots and celery in the kitchen while Devon was peddling on the exercise bike with his headphones on.

There was a very loud, insistent pounding on their door, like someone was very impatient that they answer.

Ellie hurried from the kitchen and opened the door quickly. The site that greeted her was concerning, as there stood a very disheveled Sarah with a very frustrated look on her face.

Ellie had never seen Sarah looking so frustrated, nor looking so disheveled.

Sarah's hair was mussed and her lipstick was smeared. Her blouse was not tucked into her skirt, and it was misbuttoned, as if it had been thrown on and rebuttoned in a hurry. Some buttons had been missed and were not aligned properly. She also seemed to be missing one of her silk stockings, as well as one of her pumps.

"Sarah, is everything ok? You look a bit out of sorts, Sweetie. Has Chuck done something or not done something? Please tell me the problem, let me help you, OK?"

Sarah gave Ellie an exasperated sigh while rolling her eyes.

"Your STUPID brother forgot to stop at the pharmacy on the way home from work!"

Ellie's smile vanished and the color of her face matched her red blouse at Sarah's next words.

"Can I get couple of your Phexxi pens, I promise I'll pay you back. I REALLY NEED THEM, Ellie. Please!"

A/N 3: If you enjoyed this little story, please take the time to review as it means the world to us authors. Thanks!

A/N 4: Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving! Stay safe out there, kids!