Disclamer: I own nothing. Not even the computer I'm typing this story on.

Jax, Cyrax, and Sryker all sat behind thier desks in Special Forces headquarters. It was weird. They all got into thier occupations to avoid a boring life, but now that there was no more Mortal Kombat everything just seemed, well boring.

"I am so bored!" Jax exclaimed

"Affirmative. I have similar feelings of boredom." Cyrax said

A devilish grin made it too Stryker's face "I know something exciting we could do."

"What?" Jax and Cyrax said in unison

Stryker looked around to make sure no one was looking "We could watch this piping hot brand new porn!"

"Sounds good to me!" Jax said

Kenshi then enters the room eating a huge sub sandwich.

"Sup guys?" Kenshi said as he took a bite into the sandwich

Jax then began bouncing up and down like a small child getting ready to go to the toy store "We're about to watch porn!"

"Really?" Kenshi asked

"Affirmative." Cyrax chimed

Kenshi bit the sandwich again "Wow. It's times like this I wish I could see".

"WHO ATE MY DAMN SUB?!" Sonya's yelling could be heard in the distance

Cyrax, Stryker and Jax look ate Kenshi.

"You didn't. Did you?" Jax asked

Kenshi ate the last bit of the sandwich. "Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't"

Cyrax then began beeping "Chances of Lt. Blade beating your skull in with Kali Sticks: 100 Chances of you escaping: 0"

"Why is she so mad?" Kenshi asked nervously "It wasn't even marked!"

Jax rolled his eyes "How would you know? You're blind!"

"Oh yeah".

Just then Sonya burst into the room

Sonya instatly notices the mustard on Kenshi's lip "YOU! YOU WILL DIE FOR EATING MY SANDWICH!!"

"Run blind man! Run to the ends of the Earth!" Jax screamed

Kenshi then screamed like a girl a ran as fast he could. Sonya then gave chase with the before mentioned Kali Sticks.

"...Okay. Let's start the flick!" Stryker said, rubbing his hands together.

He handed the DVD to Cyrax who then put it in a slot on his arm. His chest then open up and a projectile started playing the movie. Before the movie began, a trailer for another porn began.

"The future of gay porn is here!" the announcer said

"What the hell?" a confused Jax said

The announcer continued "Sex Slam Entertainment presents: Love Crime! Featuring rising stars Jarek Jackoff and Snakelike K.!"

The screen then shows Jarek and Kobra dressed like bank robbers after a heist.

"Dammit! You fucked up again!" Kobra said

"I'm sorry. During the heist I looked at you and got so hot" Jarek said

"Well I guess I have to punish you" Kobra said

"Really?" Jarek asked

Kobra then pushed Jarek against the wall "You bet your sweet ass"

Just as they are about to kiss, Cyrax shot out the disc and destroyed it with a rocket

Jax began screamig "WHY? WHY? WHY GOD WHY?"

Stryker was frozen in shock

"That was...Sickening" Cyrax said

"Guys?" Stryker said. "We tell no one about this incident"

"Agreed." the other two said in unison

For the remainder of the day, Jax, Stryker, and Cyrax sat in silence while Kenshi ran from Sonya.

A/N: Another chapter done! Hope everyone liked it.