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Johnny walked on the studio lot, struggling to find which set was his. Something told him he should have written it down. He would have to find his set the old fashioned way: trying them all. He check studio A. A shampoo commercial. Studio B was movie called "The Savage". He sighed at the fact that he passed on that role

A/N: How cheesy is a movie where Johnny Cage won't do it? He did Ninja Mime dammit!

Studio C was a porno that had two guys who looked like Kobra and Jarek touching each other. He shivered at the thought and wandered into the next studio where he found Emac. He had a lot of beeds on his body and candles burning. He had black dreds coming out the top of his mask and his mask was the color of the Jamacan beeds.

Announcer: And now get ready for Psychic readings by Ermac! Live!

Erac:(in Jamaican accent) Greetings! We are Mr. Ermac! Call us now for your free reading! Witness the psychic power of Ermac

Female caller 1:(In a trailer park accent that would put any hillbilly to shame) Mr. Ermac? I needs to know, will I ever hit the lottery and move to Hollywood?

Ermac: You currently live a trailer park right?

Female caller 1: Yes.

Ermac: A disgusting place?

Female caller 1:Yes!

Ermac: Where the rats outnumber the people 400 to one?

Female caller 1: Yes! Yes!

Ermac: You will die there.

Female caller 1: Oookay.Well if I'm gonna be here till I die, will my husband get a higher paying job at least?

Ermac: Are you refering to Grady, the drunk mechanic?

Female caller 1: Yes

Ermac: He's the one that kills you.

Female caller 1:...(crys)

Ermac:(in an evil tone) Your session has ended! Next caller!

Female caller 2:(in the most ghetto accent imaginable) Um yea Mista Ermac I need ta kno who my baby daddy be so I can get me some money and feed her.(Yelling at her kids) Bonificaca! Get yo ass of dat lamp! So who da daddy be?

Ermac: Bonificaca's daddy is a man called Jax!

Female caller 2: Can you be mo percise? I don't remember people names once we don fucced.

Ermac:(sighs) His name is Jackson Briggs. He is a high ranking officail in Special Forces branch of the army and resides in Dallas Texas. He is black, has brown eyes, is bald, muscular about 6'7" and enjoys watching broadway musicals.

Meanwhile at Special Forces headquarters...

Jax:(watching the infomercial) DAMN YOU ERMAC!

Kenshi:(nursing the concussion given to him by Sonya) Can you keep it down? I have a headache.

Back on the infomercial...

Female caller 2: Oh thank yu Mista Ermac! And Jax if yu listen yu betta git ready to pay me an feed my baby muthafucka!

Johnny decided to leave before he was late for his shoot. But he had to admit that it was funny. He finnally found his set and had a seat in the chair with his name on it. He was suppose to play the roll of Girch Gunder, European, Metrosexual crime boss. The other star was playing Dragon, a young kid who joins Gunder's organization, only only to extract revenge and kill Gunder. Just then the star who will play Dragon entered.

Cage: Well, well. If it isn't...

Who is co-star in Cages movie? Find out next chapter!