Disclaimer: I don't own Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Harrison Ford

It was a day after what Stryker, Jax, and Cyrax refered to as "The Incident".And once again, there they sat,bored out of thier mnds. And to make it worse, Jax was mortified by the fact that he had a child!

"Hey guys?" Stryker said

"Yeah?" the other two answered

"Wanna see a movie?"

"Oh hell no! Everytime you pick a movie it goes wrong! You said (in a mocking tone) 'Hey guys let's go see Daredevil.' Worst 2 hours of my life!"

"What about the time you suggested we see'Gigli'?" Cyrax said

"Or that time you asked to watch a porno and we saw..." Jax began

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Stryker and Cyrax yelled in unison

"Oh yeah. Sorry. But like I said you can't pick movies." Jax said

"Well then can I suggest something?" Cyrax asked

"Why not Raxxy?" Stryker said

"How about we see Peter Jackson's remake of King Kong. It stars Jack Black and Adrian Brody."

"All right. It looks like it might be good." Jax said

"Any movie with Jack Black and a giant monkey sounds good to me." Stryker said with a smile

"Excellant. Let us go." Cyrax said. He then pressed a button on his arm panel and transformed into his alternate costume from Deadly Aliance to appear more human.

All three men crowded into Jax's Hummer and drove to the nearest theather. After a heated(and if it wasn't for Cyrax violent) argument about who is going to pay for snacks was settled by the fact that they get them free because they are in the military, they made they way to there seats. A trailer for an upcoming movie played.

The announcer began "Coming soon to a theather near you.! For his entire life, Lee Majori was known only as Dragon. He was always a great martial artist and a kind man. But when a European ganster kills his father, he must avenge him. This is the theatrical event of the century, as two of the greatest martial arts actors of all time star in "Dragon's Vengenage" Starring Johnny Cage as Girch Gunder and Hong Kong action legend Fei Long as Dragon! Cage, Long, Dragon's Vengenance."

"When will that jackass stop making movies?" Jax asked as he ate his popcorn

"When someone kills him." Stryker responded

"If it involves him never making another movie, I offer to do it." Cyrax said

The next trailer was even worse.

"In a time were technology of the future and past have merged into one, there lives a man. Once a high ranking military official, he was killed to insure he did not leak secrets he had stumbled upon.. But he survived. And now he wants revenge. Because he is..."The Savage"! Starring Harrison Ford as the head of the military. And introducing Kano as the Savage!"

At seeing this Stryker spat out his soda and Jax threw down his popcorn.

"Man fuck it! After those shitty trailers, I'm not even in the mood to see this movie." Jax said

After this he stormed out of the building with Cyrax and Stryker close behimd. He got in the car with the others and drove down the street.

"Where are we going?" Cyrax asked

"There!" Jax said

He pointed to a large pink building that read "Kitty Kennel". Jax went inside and the other two followed.

The club was full of women wearing nothing but stockings, high heels, cat ears, and tails.

After a few minutes in the bar, the lights went dark. And the DJ came over the loud speaker.

The DJ came over the loudspeaker "Allright fellas, it's the moment you've all been waiting for todays featured vixen; Blood Lust!"

Then red light filled the room as Nitara came from under the stage, completly naked, covered in fake blood, rubbing all over herself.

"You gotta be kidding me." Jax said

"This is hot." Stryker said

"Say what?"

Stryker repeated himself only louder this time "This is hot!"

"You are one seriously fucked up guy" Jax said

"THIS IS FUCKING HOT!!" Stryker screamed as he ripped his clothes off

He then rushed the stage and started doing weird and unmentionable things with Nitara.

"Hey, you have to pay for that!" Nitara said

Jax: then turned to Cyrax "Can you belive this guy?"

He then looks over to see Cyrax recording the entire event with his camcorder feature.

"This is hot." Cyrax chimed

Jax then left, leaving Cyrax to peel Stryker off of Nitara and bail him out of jail for indicent exposure.