'Wow, I live in a really beutiful realm' Sindel thought to herself from her throne room which had a balcony that overlooked the Edenia. But something was wrong. Something was not as it should be. After a moment, Kitana and Jade entered the room.
"Mother, what troubles you?" Kitana asked
"Something is...missing." Sindel responded
Soon after she said this, Rain came running into the room at a neckbreaking pace. He was very sweaty and out of breath.
"What's the rush Purple Boy?" Jade asked
"I have urgent news!" Rain said
"Then out with it already!" Jade shouted
Rain then stood straight up and looked directly into the camera "The author of this fanfic does not own Mortal Kombat or anything mentoined in this fanfic. Is that what was missing?"
"Yes it was. Thank you Rain. I feel much better now" Sindel responded
"Now that that's out of the way, we can restart this chapter!" Kitana said
The sound of a tape rewinding is heard as the scene flips back to when Sindel was looking from the balcony
Anyway, Sindel stood overlooking her balocny, Kitana and Jade walk in blah blah blah. Just then Rain ran in and fell to the ground laughing.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Jade asked
Rain continued to laugh as he pulled out a small remote from his attire and pointed it towards the wall.He pressed a button that caused the the wall to saperate and expose a huge television. To herself, Sindel pondered how Rain got a remote to the royal T.V. On the screen, large Shokan and a Tarkatan sat in a news studio, both wearing suits.
"I'm Mark Quad." said the Shokan
"And I'm Joe Slasher. This your Multi-Realm update." the Tarkatan said
"What's so humorous about the news?" Kitana asked
"Just wait!" Rain said, quickly shushing her
"Now we go to Bob Hu-man who is on location in Earthrealm where three former Mortal Kombat participants were arrested. Bob?"
"Thanks Mark. I'm here outside the Special Forces headquarters where a high ranking official and former Mortal Kombat fighter has been taken into custody. Officers tell me that earlier today Kurtis Stryker was arrested for attacking a performer at the Kitty Kennel strip club. They also arrested a cyborg known simply as "Cyrax" for illegally recording the event. When asked why he did, Mr. Stryker said quote 'It's was Jax's idea.' After that, officers came here and arrested Jackson "Jax" Briggs for conspiracy of assault. The three suspects are shown here."
The screen flashed to the mugshots of the three Special Forces members. All three looked as if they needed to be shaved(yes even Cyrax), Jax's eyes were redder than Ermac's costume, and Stryker's unusually curly hair almost fromed an afro(like Justin Guarini from the first season of American Idol) and he was still soaked in fake blood(though some of it was real from when Nitara stabbed him). Cyrax, however, was rusted beyond belief.
The screen then goes back to the studio where Joe and Mark are laughing their asses off.
"Humans are so pathetic!" Mark said threw laughing
"Yes, but their flesh is quite tasty." Joe said
"So I've heard. So I've heard." Mark said with a smile
With that Rain pressed the same button he had earlier and the T.V. returned to its spot in the wall.
"Did you see that?" Rain said threw laughing
Sindel found it quite humorous, Kitana laughed slightly and shook her head, but Jade thought its was funnier than Rain did.
At The Wu Shi Academy
Shujinko, Kai, Kung Lao, Liu Kang, and Bo Rai Cho had all been watching the same thing.
"Damn..." Kai said shaking his head
"Have you ever seen three worse mug shots?" Bo Rai Cho asked.
"Maybe Nick Nolte. And that's a big maybe." Kung Lao said
"Anyway, we should go some where to celebrate the success of our commercials." Liu Kang said
"I know! Hooters!" Shujinko said
Liu Kang had a puzzled look on his face "There's a Hooters in China?"
"There's a Hooters everywhere my chosen friend." Kai said
"No no no! Let's have them deliver! I heard they send a chick in the Hooters uniform there on roller blades!" Kung Lao said
"Excellant!" Shujinko said in a very Mr. Burns like way
"Let's order an ass load of food! That way, they'll have to send two girls!" Bo Rai Cho exclaimed.
Liu Kang bowed to Bo Rai Cho "Master Bo Rai Cho, you're wisdom is greater than even Lord Raiden's"
"I heard that!" Raiden's voice boomed threw the room.
"Sorry Raiden, it's true." Liu Kang said
So the Shaolin Monks quickly ordered about 300 worth of food and stood outside and awaited the delivery girls arrival. After a while they saw two girls roller blade their way over the horizen. As the two came up the steps they were exposed to be Li Mei and Kira.
" 294:22. Cash only. Oh shit! Not you guys!" Li Mei said as she reconized the monks
"What? The deliviery was a to a martial arts academy. Who else whould it be?" Liu Kang asked
"Could've been those guys from Tekken."
"What the hell is a Tekken?" Shujinko asked
"Just shut up and give us the money." Kira said
"Pay them Kai...Kai?" Bo Rai Cho said
Kai was in a trance staring at Li Mei's Clevege(yes it is so amazing the C gets caps) He was starting to drool insanely.
"KAI!!" the other four monks scremaed
At this Kai snapped out of it . He reached into his wallet and pulled out 5 hundred dollar bills.
"Here you go." Kai said in a smooth voice as he gave three of the bills. " And heres a little something for yourself baby."
He put the remaining bills in her top and gave her a slap on the ass.He then wagged his tounge at her. Li Mei grabbed his tounge and raised one of her scys in the air and was about to stab him in his tounge until Kira stopped her.
"Don't! Mileena will take his medical payments out your check if he sues." Kira said
Li Mei sighed "Your right."
The two then skated of into the distance.
"Look at that ass!" Kai said with a smile
Li Mei then turned around and shot a Sparkler blast at him, causing him to catch fire.
"I'm on fire, I'm on fire!!"
Back at the Edenian Palace
As Rain, Sindel, Kitana, and Jade stood talikng in the throne room when four small daggers flew at them. The turned around to see Hsu Hao.
"What do you want'?" Sindel asked
"The Red Dragon was hired to kill you four! The mission was chosen for me!" Hus Hao said with glee.
Jade smirked. "So your suppose to kill us?"
"Yes!"
"All four of us?" Rain asked
"Yeah!" Hsu Hao said with less confidence
Kitana began looking around "By yourself?"
It seemed that all of the confidence Hsu Hao had left was gone.
There was a long silence.
"I really should have thought this out better." Hsu Hao said
"Yeah you should have" Sindel said as she and other four Edenians drew weapons
"Oh shit..."