"Greetings, I am Shang Tsung."

"And I'm Quan Chi."

"And we are (dramatic music) THE DEADLY ALLIANCE!" both said in unison

"Ghost Zero owns many things." Quan Chi said

"However, he doesn't own Mortal Kombat or any of it's charecters." Shang Tsung said

"That's right, Midway does."

"No one owns me!" Shang Tsung proclaimed.

Quan Chi snickered slightly "Liu Kang sure owned your ass in the first tournement"

"You bastard!" Shang Tsung said as he lunged at Quan Chi

"BRING IT BITCH!!" Quan Chi said as he took a fighting stance.

As the Deadly Alliance fought, Dark Raiden enters, and shock both of them until there nothing but piles of ash..

"Start the chapter!" the dark Thunder God commanded. "Oh yeah, he don't own Dragonball Z or anything else mentioned in this fic either."

Sonya and Kenshi drove in her van, with the recently bailed out Stryker, Cyrax, and Jax in the back seats, there heads hung low in shame.

"What the hell were you thinking? Do you know I had to baill you out with my own money." Sonya said.

"Hey it was my money!" Kenshi said.

"SHUT UP!" Sonya said as she smacked Kenshi with a Kali Stick "Anyway, why would you attack her Stryker?"

"I was horn..."

"QUIET!" Sonya said as she smacked Stryker as well "And Jax why did you plan it?"

Jax sounded very offened "Hell no! It was my idea to go to the clu..."

"DON'T TALK WHILE I'M TALKING!" as you may have guessed, Jax got smacked "And Cyrax, why did you record it?

"I've been unable to have sex since I became a cyborg. It's the most action I've had in years." Cyrax said sadly

"Oh you poor baby!" Sonya said in a motherly tone

"Why don't I get sympathy? I'm blind!" Kenshi whined

Sonya smacked him twice with Kali Sticks." QUIET YOU BLIND DICK! Yes can I have the biggest cheeseburger you have?" she said. It was only then the others realised they were at a drive-thru burger joint.

Kenshi groggily sat up and asked "Can I have a..."

"WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!" Sonya screamed as she kicked him in the skull.

Kenshi passed out and started shaking

"Is that blood coming out of his ears?" Cyrax questioned

Stryker shrugged "Dunno. But he's defintely foaming at the mouth."

Jax: lifted Kenshi's eye wrap "Yep. His eyes rolled back in his head too. That can't be good."

Sonya calmly ignored the situation. "Damn! I forgot to get a drink. Wait here." She then went inside a local 7-11 to get a soda.

A few moments after, Kenshi recovered.

"You good man?" Stryker asked

Kenshi was clearly disoriented "Yeah I just need some food."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

They all screamed this because Kenshi had devoured Sonya's burger in one bite and she saw the whole thing. She grab a wooden baseball bat(given to her by Havik, in an effort to cause Chaos) and went David Ortiz on Kenshi's head with all of her might.

At the Lin Kuei Headquarters in the mountains of China

"What the hell was that?" Sub-Zero asked

"I think it was a blonde army chick hitting a blind man in the head with a Loiusville Slugger for eating her burger." Frost said matter-of-factly.

"I KNOW THAT YOU IDIOT! DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?!"

Frost stammered "I thought..."

"SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sub-Zero shouted in rage

Frost began crying softly behind her mask

Sub-Zero composed himself "I meant that huge power level."

"What Power level?"

"DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!"

Frost was silent.

"I think it was him" Smoke sais as he pointed up

All three look up to see Super Buu from Dargonball Z

"I'm here to destroy you!" Buu screamed

Buu then flies toward them, only to be frozen and shattered by Frost .

Sub-Zero scoffed "Bout time you did something right."

"Sifu" Frost began "Ever since I tried to overthrow you, you've been acting...coldhearted towards me."

"Bad pun Frost" Smoke said as he began shaking his head .

After Smoke said that, Buu appeared behind Frost and absorbed her. He then became blue and was surrounded by frost and was wearing Frost's uniform.

"Yes! Fear my power!" "Frost Buu" said

"Smoke, I need you put on this earring for me." Sub-Zero said as he tossed him a legendary Potara earring.

"Kay!" the suddenly Human Smoke says with glee "What does this do?"

"Fuses us into one being forever." Sub-Zero said under his breathe.

"Cool! Wait, it does what?"

Sub-Zero quickly put on the other earring.Their bodies crashed together. When the smoke cleared, a new warrior stood. He was surrounded by icy mist and smoke. His attire was blue and gray.

"We are Smoke-Zero, the ultimate Lin Kuei fusion. Feel our icy smokey wrath!"

Buu and Smoke-Zero battled fiercly until

"We can't win." Smoke-Zero said to himself, or themselves rather. "But we have a strategy to defeat him thanks to Sub-Zero's unhealhty anime additction. Eat this Pinky!

Buu devoured the piece of chocolate thrown his way. If only he had known it was chocolate laxaitve. His stomach turned for several mintues until, well lets not sugarcoat it, he took a huge shit, freeing Frost

"Yes it worked! Are you allright Frost?"

Frost stood there, mortified and in shock of what she was covered in. Smoke-Zero took this chance to quickly kill Buu.

"Great, now how do we turn back?"

"You can't." Frost said

"How do you know:"

"I do watch DBZ ya know." Frost said, still traumatized from being crapped out.

Just then Ermac came out of nowhere and killed Smoke-Zero with his axe.

"What was that for?" the frozen Frost asked

"We are the only ones who can talk as more than one person in this series. We had to eliminate him."

"Whatever. I'm going to go take a shower."

"Can we watch?"

"Sure."

"Score one for us!"

A/N: Well this ends the most pointless and by far worse chapter of the story. So what if it's crap? IT'S MY STORY AND I'LL MAKE IT AS HORRIBLE AS I SEE FIT! MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA! The story will gain what little sanity it had next chapter I promise.