Disclaimer: I don't own a thing. Not even myself(sobs)

Kabal's job sucked. Point black plain and simple. Kira made hundreds a day from tips at Hooters. Kano just did a 7 figure movie deal. And Jarek and Kobra...well Kabal didn't want to think about what they did, but they made a pretty penny doing it. Or should he say each other. And he was here. At the Santa Monica Geekdom Convention and he was suppose to be, you guessed it! Darth Vader! And to make it worse, he had to work with this idiot Moloch who was playing Chewbacca.

Like I said, his job sucked. They didn't even provide a fake lightsaber. They just told him to paint his hooksword red! So here he was surrounded by geeks and nerds from all over California. He then noticed some dork in a Darth Maul suit staring at him like they knew each other. He then noticed the guy had two red painted hookswords put together for his dual ended lightsaber. The man tryed to walk off, but Kabal caught him.

"Mavado?" Kabal asked.

"Shoosh! I can't have people knowing I come here!" Mavado said "It would ruin recruiting.

"I see. I know how hard it is to find good recruits. Wait a second! I hate you!" Kabal said angerly

He then hopped on a nearby table with a megaphone and started yelling

"Mavado, leader of the Red Dragon Clan, is a geek like you people! Join the Black Dragon so you can work for me! I'm so col, I don't even belong here."

The opposite of what he wanted happened. The geeks, feeling the can relate to him, crowded Mavado and many joined the Red Dragon.

"Damn! How could that backfire?" Kabal said sourly

"Even I could have told you that wouldn't work" Moloch said (A/N:I think he can talk. Who cares?)

"Shut up."

Outside on the street walked a sad man. A sad man named Havik. Why was he so sad? He hadn't been able to cause any Chaos! Sure he did some minor things, but nothing big time. And it's not like it's hard to cause Chaos in Earthrealm, he did many times. Just look at his resume:

Havik's Chaos Resume:

1. Telling Tommy Hilfinger to hit Axl Rose

2.Helping George W. Bush get elected

3.Introducing Bill Clinton and Monica Liwenski

4.Starting the Black Eye Peas

5.Telling Johnny Cage he should act

6.Telling Keanu Reaves to act.

7.Telling Ryan Leaf he should play football

8.The Oakland Raiders

9.Introducing Pacman Jones to the wonders of strip clubs.

10.Teaching Zinedine Zidane how to headbutt

11.Mortal Kombat 4

12.The N-Gage

13.Mortal Kombat: Special Forces

14.Telling Sadaam to hide in a spider hole and that the U.S. wouldn't find him.

15.Helping Arnold become Governor.

16.Devil May Cry 2

17.Telling Jose Canseco to write a book.

18.Telling Kobra to join Mortal Kombat because he would be a fan favorite

He then saw a T.V. anchor say the America had an election coming up for President.

"Shouldn't that be like next two years or something?" Havik asked. But then he figured to not think to much of it as it was adding to the Chaos.

"Wait! Chaos, President, this year, America. Dammit I have a plan!" Havik scream

Havik then ran off laughing crazily, almost crashing into Ashrah who was going into a nearby house. Her outfit was covered with pics of Noob Saibot and a red X threw his face.

"Thank goodness! There everywhere!" the man inside said

"No problem. That will be 799.99." Ashrah said

"What?? I can't afford that!" the man exclaimed

"Well then I guess I should go."

"Wait! I write a check just get them out!" the frustrated man said

"Okay. Let's begin." Ashrah said as she pulled out her Kriss "Come out you bastard!"

The song 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson starts playing and Noob Saibot and many copies of him come out and start doing the Thriller dance. After a while, they stop and Noob starts talking.

"Why are you here Ashrah? You're never gonna stop me. Hee! A chomone! Ha!(A/N Those are Michael Jackson noices in case you couldn't figure it out)

"Look, don't make me go Deception on your ass"

"Chamone! Try it bitch! Cause I'm a...Ha...yes I am...Who...A smotth criminal!Hee hee!"

Ashrah takes her Kriss and easily kills Noob, beofre putting him in on those Ghostbuster traps.

"My money sir." she said

"Okay. Here's your check."

"Sorry, I don't accept checks." Ashrah said calmly as she took the check

"But you said I could use a check!"

"No, I said 'Okay. Let's begin' I never said that was acceptable. I want cash.!" she exclaimed as she brandished her Kriss

" Fine! Take it! Just give me my check back." the man screamed

"It's my check now. Consider it payment for wasting my time."

Ashrah then leaves the poor man broke and frightened.

Meanwhile, Havik hade put his plan of chaos into motion. He is now standing in front of some men we can't see.

"Look, you five are really tough and stuff, and you all have chaotic ideas, so I want you to run for office. Now the Really Deadly Alliance, go forth and cause CHOAS!!" Havik screamed into the night.

In the Red Dragon HQ

Hsu Hao sat in boxers, in his bed, eating an industrial size tub of Orange Sherbat, recovring from his beating. He had been sliced, stabbed, hammered, blugeoned, and overall got his ass handed to him Edenian style. Stupid Mavado. Why couldn't he take the Ededian mission? After some sulking, Hao decided to watch some T.V. An ad for a rap C.D. came on

The Announcer began "You've seen white people acting black.You've seen black people acting white. Now see a Native American acting white acting black! That's right! Poser records presents MC Dark Dog!"

The screen shows Nightwolf, wearing baggy jeans, a jersey with Dark Dog on the back. He has on a pair of shades and a platnium dog collar and he has a grill.

"CD includes his hit song Trilogy!"

"Trilogy! Trilogy! That mean 1 2 3! Ermac, Scorpian, Rain and even me! Kicken ass taken names, even Kintaro came to bring the pain." Nightwolf rapped

"Word!" Kintaro said as he appeared from nowhere and struck a b-boy stance.

"And now with a song featuring Kung Lao!"

Kung Lao is shown wearing blue jeans, no shirt(trying to get the sexy man look) a giant Platnium MK dragon chain and a baseball cap lined with blades like his battle hat.

"Yea! I'm Kung Lao!"

"Who!?"

"Kung Lao!"

"Who!?"

"Kung Lao!"

"Who!?"

This continues for the end of the ad. Hsu Hao quickly wrote down the phone number for the CD. He hoped Mavado liked it cause that's his birthday gift.

On the next episode(or chapter or whatever), we will discover the identity of the Really Deadly Alliance!!