Hello everyone! This is my first Fan Fiction and I know its a bit... um... vague, but please read it and comment anyway! I need all the help i can get! This is not going to be a oneshot either. I plan on having lemons in later chapters as well!

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA so sad...

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Central had been very different the past few weeks. Why you ask? Let's just say that there are secrets behind closed doors.

At this moment Colonel Roy Mustang sat at his desk, signing his life away. Riza had once again added to his pile of already plentiful paperwork. For brief moments the Colonel was tempted to pull his gloves out of his pocket and send the paperwork ablaze, though at the moment he wasn't up to facing his subordinates gun.

Roy sighed and slumped back in his chair, hoping that he would soon think of a good excuse not to finish the paperwork.

Suddenly, a loud, irritated knock came to his door.

Startled, the Colonel hastily scrambled for his pen and signed more papers before calling, " Come in." The door opened to reveal the Fullmetal Alchemist himself. His usual braid, attire, and short stature gave Roy a sense of Relief. Ed scoffed, " What you can't say more than that? I've been gone for three weeks Colonel Bastard." Roy managed to laugh, " Sorry Edward. Hawkeye's dumped more paperwork on me.", still signing and getting a cramp in his hand.

Ed didn't care. He lept on top of Roy's desk and sat Indian style, glaring at his lover. Roy glanced over at the now fluttering papers and shrugged, giving his chibi the hug he was expecting. Satisfied, Ed hugged Roy back wholeheartedly. Roy in turn, hugged the blonde a bit closer, " Welcome home Ed." he said, not wanting to let go.

Ed snuggled against his Colonel, " Love you too bastard." he said with a bit of sarcasm in his voice. Roy laughed again and pulled out of the embrace, holding Ed out in front of him with his hands on his shoulders. Ed was a bit confused as he sat on Roy's desk and raised an eyebrow at him. Roy answered the questioning look, " Three weeks is three too many Edward." Ed nodded before he was pulled into a passionate kiss. As his lips met Roy's, he knew this is how he wanted it to be for the rest of his life.

Once again, their kiss became a battle for dominance. Ed wrapped his arms around Roy's shoulders, trying not to fall off the desk. Roy had other ideas though. When Fullmetal was sitting on the desk, he was a little taller than Roy was. Still passionately kissing Edward, Roy gently pushed off the desk with his foot, making his chair slide back. Ed abruptly pulled out of the kiss and clung to Roy as his behind slipped off the desk, causing him to fall into Roy's lap. The chair nearly toppled over in the process, but Roy held onto the wall to prevent that. Ed's face was flushed from surprise as he glared at the Colonel, " You planned that didn't you!" he said. Roy shrugged, " How else was i going to move you off the desk. " he stated, looking down at the stubborn blonde.

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Well, there you have it. It's short, and I plan to update it. Thanks to my friends who reviewed the first copy, and thanks to you readers for putting up with my ameture-ness... also, thanks to my Nii-san for getting me into RoyxEd!