Disclaimer: In case you haven't noticed after 8 chapies, I don't own a damn thing.

The scene is one of a courtroom. Every single MK fighter is in attendance except for the ones who recieved letters. Everyone is chattering until the announcer and theme from the 'People's Court' begins.

Announcer:(as Fujin,Shinnok,Reiko,Jarek,Kai,Sheeva,Rain,Stryker,and Sektor enter the courtroom) this the Plantiff, Fujin the Wind God. He claims that the Defendant unlawfully fired him and all the other stars of the acclaimed Mortal Kombat series. He is claiming that do to the fact that he and several other warriors were not included in the newer installments of the game it sold poorly causing thier termination. He is sueing for his job back.

This is the defendant Ed Boon. He is claiming that the warriors in question were not popular, and probaly would have worsened sales for the games. He is countersuing for 10,000 dollars.

"All rise. Now residing, the Honorable Judge Lord Raiden." Scorpion said while wearing a really small bailiff outfit

"Here come the Judge! Here come the Judge! Everybody know that here come the Judge!" Kenshi chatted lifelessly.

Sonya then took Jade's Bojustu and hit him in the head.

"Don't ever grab my weapon again service wench" Jade growled (A/N: No idea how I came up with the term service wench, but it fits as the perfect insult)

"Or what jewel whore?" Sonya said with a bit of challenge in her voice.

"Maybe you two should settle your differances in a pool of gravy." Jax suggested

"And maybe you should do it naked..." Kung Lao added.

"And maybe Li Mei, Kira, Frost, and Nitara should join in to even the score.." Kai said dreamingly

"And you should kiss and make up afterwards..." Stryked uttered as he rubbed his hand togethers.

Jade then hit all four with her staff

Stryker fell on the ground and, upon realizing Jade is wearing a drees, promtly slides under her skirt "I see London, I see France, Jade's not wearing under...ACK!!"

The gagging sound came from Jade jamming the staff down his throat.

"Order! Order dammit! I demand order!!" Raiden said as he bang his Thunder Hammer like a gavel.

"NEVER!!Chaos rules! Order drools!!" Havik said with glee

"Speaking of Order, wheres Hotaru?" Frost questioned.

"Are you fucking stupid?!" Sub-Zero snapped "Why would you want him here? Didn't you play Deception?"

"Sorry Sifu! I forgot who badly he owned you at the end."

"Hey! I did not get owned by anyone! Ever!"

Kitana scoffed "That's a lie."

"Yeah shes right.You always get owned." Cage added.

":No I don't!"

"Yeah you do." Kabal said as he pulled down a chart and started pointing with the Hooksword "Let's reveiw. In MK1 Scorpian owned and killed your punk ass."

"That was Noob!" Subby said in his defense. "I'm a different Sub-Zero!"

"Hee! He's tellin the truth, Chamone ah hee hee!"

"Well too bad!" kabal snapped back "Who told you to take your brothers name anyway? Like you couldn't call yourself Artic or something. It's counts against you! moving on. In MK2, you get owned by Scorpion. the only reason he didn't kill you is because he killed your bro. In MK3, you got owned by the Lin Kuei, which is where I'm assuming you got that nifty eye scar."

"Yeah let's go with that." Sub-Zero said as his eyes shifted.

Flashback

It's shows Sub-Zero before he had his scar. He is tied to a bed with a Shokan dominatrix standing next to him with four whips in hand.

"You like that don't you bitch?!" the Shokan growled.

"Yes ma'am." Sub-Zero whimpered

The Shokan whipped him across the eye, causing the scar in question.

present time

"Ha! I told you he was into that S&M shit! Pa up honey!" Cage yelled in victory

Sonya pulls out some money and hands it to Cage.

An evil smile crept across his face "Thats not what we betted..." he chimed in a sing song tone.

Sonya sighs angerly and raises her shirt so that only Cage can see before lowering it again.

"Yes!! Go Cage!" he yelled with gusto

"How could you see my flashback in the frist place?" Sub-Zero questioned.

"I did it. threw the glorius power of Chaos and such." Havik said calmly.

"Ahem, back to my chart." Kabal said as everyone's attention returned to him. "You got owned by Scorpian yet again in MK4, he didn't kill you then because you told him who killed his clan. In Deadly Alliance, you got owned by Frost."

"Oh come on! We didn't even fight!"

"I know. She made you sad when she froze herself, thus she got you with the rare Emotional Ownage. And finally, you got owned by Hotaru by in Deception and would be dead if it weren't for Kenshi. "

Scorpion quickly turns to camera "For those who can't tell, the author is not a Sub-Zero fan"

Kabal then sat back down after his amazing display of pointing things out.

"Why hasn't anyone answered me? Where is Hotau?"

"Why do you wanna know?" Smoke asked.

"Way I look at it, I'm stuck here so he should be here too."

"Last I heard he got a job as a cop somewhere." Baraka said.

"Really?" Styrker asked.

"Yeah, Dairou too. Apparently thier time in the Seidan Guard help them get a pretty high rank. That's why they aren't here." Baraka informed.

The scene changes to a mall. There we see Hotaru in a Rent-A-Cop uniform fussing at some kids.

"Order! Order I say you little infidels!" an enraged Hotaru yells.

"Screw you!" the kid yells

"Yeah screw you raw!" his buddy seconds.

"Why you little..."

Just then Dairou comes down from the sky wearing the same uniform as Hotaru and starts doing multiple sword techniques and combos on the children. He then realizes that the kids were unharmed.

"You are quite strong to survive such an attack." Dairou says slowly

"Dude, you tryed to kill us with a flashlight." one of the kids pointed out.

Dairou then notices that being a Rent-A-Cop, he wasn't given a weapon. The kids laughed uncontrolably.

"I need not my blade to vanquish you fools!"

He then does the Tombstone Drop on top of one boy smashing him into pieces. He then perform his Fatality where he smashes your head on the other kid.

"You see, thats why you got put out the Seidan Guard. You have a horrible temper. " Hotaru said as he rubbed his temples.

Dairou suddenly felt a wave of regret "What have I done?! I don't decerve to live!!" He then performs his Hara-Kiri, which is still in my opinon the most disturbing thing in MK history, leaving behind a disturbed Hotaru.

Back at court

"Order God dammit! ORDER IN THE COURT!" Raiden yelled with authority.

"Don't listen to him! Let Chaos rule!!" Havik(who else?) said.

At this point Raiden had heard enough. He took his hammer and sent Havik flying into the screen like on MK4. He then chated something and lightning struck Havik, turning him into a pile of ashes.

"Anybody else want some?" A charged (no pun inteneded) Raiden asked.

"Ha! That wasn't that impressive!" Quan Chi scoffed.

"GET OVER HERE!!" Scorpion said as he speared Quan Chi and launched him into orbit.

With the destractions gone, Raiden took his stand. Finally, the trial could start.

A/N:Wow! I actually made a whole chapter out of this scene! Looks like you'll to wait for chapter 10 after all! The end is near...