Hey, yo, wassup! Slushie here with my OC, AgentM! If you do not understand what's going on, maybe you should check out the other three stories with AgentM: Don't Touch My Popcorn, The Diary of a HIVE Infiltrator, and The Diary of a Crazed Apprentice. This is like… a third book in the chronicles of "God only knows how long will last" by me. So, have fun and if I owned Teen Titans, I would rule the world with an iron fist.
Muahaha
And Teen Titans wouldn't be canceled.
However, I do not own Teen Titans. But I can dream my friends, oh I can dream…
Chapter 1 Welcome to Tamaran
AgentM: Testing 1-2-3 Testing. I am at the shuttle port for the 1:25 flight from Earth to Tamaran.
Pilot: Who are you?
AgentM: Hi! I'm the winner of the most obsessed fan of the year sweepstakes!
Pilot: Oh yeah, that contest. Go right on ahead.
AgentM: (walks into the space port)
Pilot: (on intercom) Please fasten your seatbelts. Making out departure to Tamaran, 26 light years away in the Star System Vega…
AgentM: (munches on honey roasted peanuts; THEY ROCK!)
Zooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmm!
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AgentM: Wow. (looks down at the white planet with pink stripes)
Pilot: Sure is nice, ain't it?
AgentM: Yeah…
Pilot: You really chose the right planet for a vacation. Tamaran is a beautiful planet of paradise and relaxation. I mean, just look at it! It's white with pink stripes, for crying out loud!
AgentM: Thanks for the lift, random guy in my diary/fic!
Pilot: My pleasure, AgentM! (leaves)
AgentM: (walks off) Ow… two carry-ons full of sugar is heavier than it looks…
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AgentM: I, AgentM, have decided to dedicate the remainder of this chapter to pondering the shape and color of the planet Tamaran. To help me, is Season 5 character, "Kole!"
Kole: Hi!
AgentM: And this is her sidekick, Gnark!
Gnark: Gnark!
AgentM: They have made a cameo to help me.
Kole: Sure!
Gnark: Gnark!
AgentM: Ok, Kole and Gnark… are you ready…?
Kole: Yep!
Gnark: Gnark!
AgentM: Okay! First, go outside to your front lawn.
Kole: (steps outside)
AgentM: Then, you make a snowball!
Kole: (forms a snowball)
AgentM: Next, you get the pre-mixed formula made of bubblegum, red food coloring, and… other pink stuff.
Gnark: (gets bottle)
AgentM: Then, you RAPIDLY SQUIRT THE SNOWBALL!
Gnark: Gnark! (squirts Kole)
Kole: Ah!
Gnark: (places bottle in squirt gun) Gnark! (squirts Kole harder)
Kole: Ah! Gnark!
Gnark: Gnark! (fills fire hose with pink liquid and destroys the snowball and Kole)
Kole: Aaaaah! My hair!
AgentM: Thus, the model of Tamaran… and also the origin of Kole's all-too-pink hair!
Kole: Grrr… (makes her arms crystal and starts poking AgentM)
AgentM: …
Kole: …
AgentM: …Stop poking me…
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Gasp! I'm sorry if Kole and Gnark's cameo was a spoiler, but I couldn't resist! I mean, just look at her hair! It looks like it's fruit-flavored!
Gnark: (chews on a piece of Kole's hair)
Kole: um… Gnark…?
Anyway, R&R!