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The last time we saw the gang they were in court. Fujin and some of the less popular charecters are sueing Ed Boon for firing them.

"Let's get this started shall we? I have an appointment with my bookie at 3 and Joey Numbers doesn't like for me to be late.Now" Raiden pasued to put on a pair of huge glasses and look at some papers "It appears you are being sued by these loser for canning them. Care to defend yourself?"

"Sure Raiden. I had to..." Boon was cut off.

"Bailiff" Raiden said calmly

"That's 'Your Honor' to you, bitch." Scorpion said with a spear to Boon's neck.

"Thank you Scorpin"

"Of course." Boon said nervously. "Your Honor, I had to fire them and you all. My hands were tied"

"I object!" Fujin declared.

"You can't. This is small claims court." Raiden pointed out. "Continue" he said.

"With what? I said what all I had to say."

At that moment, the court was treated to the sight of Quan Chi returning to the area with a crash due to Scorpion's uppercut

"Anyway. I will now call Reiko to the stand." Raiden said

"You can't dumb ass!" Shang Tsung said mockingly "This is small claims court."

"Bailiff..."

Scorpian then set Shang Tsung on fire with a fireball.

Over the next seven hours, all the plantiffs testified as the others slept. Until...

"I now call Sheeva to the stand." Raiden said

"Oh boy." Boon's lawyer said lowly.

"What?" his client asked

"Kai is the next person to take the stand"

"And?" Boon asked.

"Do you know how convincing he is?"

"No, perhaps a flashback of a real life event will sway my thinking."

"Kay!" the lawyer said as a flashback insued.

Flashback

The scene is of a courtroom in California. The judge begins speaking.

"Will the defendant please rise? In the case of the People vs Orenthall James Simpson, the jury finds the Defendant gui...(someone hands him a paper) Oh. It appears that the jury has a new verdict. And that verdict is ...not guilty?"

O.J. Simpson cheers with glee.

"I told you he was not guilty" Kai said to the jury.

"Yeah. When you put it like that the evidence sounds pretty silly" one juror commented.

Present day

"Damn..." Boon declared. "We need to do something.I know! Li Mei come here. We need you to do us a favor."

"What is it?" Li Mei asked. Boon then whispered the rest to her. "No frickin way"

"C'mon! If you do it I'll set you up with your crush." Boon said in a tone that would work perfectly on a child.

"Really?"

"Scouts honor."

Li Mei let out a sigh. "Fine."

After three more hours of Sheeva's testimony, it was Kai's turn.

"I now call Kai Lotus to the stand." Raiden proclaimed.

Nothing happens...

"I said I now call Kai to the stand."

Still nothing...

"Dammit Kai get you ass here now!"

With that Kai and Li Mei re enter the courtroom. Kai is adjusting his pants and Li Mei is fixing her shirt.

"Sorry Lord Raiden. I was kinda caught up. We were just groping and kissing and touching, you know that kind of thing."

"Screw that! How was it man?" Bo Rai Cho asked

"Was it everything I dreamed it would be?" Kung Lao asked

"Did she do things to make you wanna cry?" Jax inquired.

Kai blushed "I just can't say. I don't kiss and tell"

"Well you waited too long to come to the stand so now any testimony I get from you will be held in contempt or something." Raiden said.

"Phew. Good, because I was really worried about taking the stand. I'm not very convincing ya know."

"What do you mean? You single handedly changed the outcome of the OJ case right?" Boon asked.

"Nope. I have a cousin that claims to have been their, but that's about it."

"But I saw the flashback!" Boon whined.

Kai shrugged. "Don't know what to tell ya guy."

"But that means..." Boon turned to his lawyer "You lied to me you idiot!

"Oops. My bad." the lawyer said.

"You suck as a lawyer! What's your name? I'll make sure you never get a another case!"

"My name is Ed Boon..."

And this was not a dumb attempt to confuse Boon. The lawyer was Ed Boon. How you ask? Boon had decided to defend himself and had been talking to himself for the past few hours.

"So that's why they were staring at me like that..." Boon thought aloud.

"Excuse me? Remember our deal?" Li Mei asked.

"What? Oh yeah jus tell him how you feel. He won't turn you down"

"You mean he loves me too?"

"No. He just wants some..."

"Oh. We'll that will do. Come here you!" Li Mei then jumps on Scorpion.

They then have the most bizarre make out session in history which ends with a unmasked Scorpian(yes skull face and all) and a topless Li Mei leaving to go into the Judges personal chambers.

"Ooooookay...Subbie your my new baliff" Raiden said.

"Sweet! Shit is finally looking up for the Lin Kuei!" Sub-Zero says.

"Shouldn't you get someone who can fight?" Cage inquired.

"Your right. Zero your fired.Cage your in."

"Kick ass." Cage says as he puts on the baliff outfit.

"OK, moving on." Raiden began.

"Your honor? I do have something to contribute." Kai said.

"You do realize it's not gonna affect the outcome of the trial right?"

"Yep."

Raiden sighed. "Carry on."

"I have only this to say; I WAS ROBBED!! I'm a monk, yet I wasn't in Shaolin Monks. I wasn't even in Deadly Alliance OR Deception. Like Drahmin and Tanya were even needed. I wouldv'e been far better"

Scorpion the sticks his head out of the door back into view. "As you can see, the author is a big Kai Lotus fan." Scorpion then went back to his Li Mei make-out session.

"Okay. I now call Shinnok to the stand. Now Shinnok, tell me what you have to say about this bullshit." Raiden said.

"Certainly son." Shinnok responded.

"Your not my father." Raiden responded.

"Of course you are. Haven't you seen that second MK movie?"

Raiden blinked "I didn't know they made a sequel."

"Then watch with me."

Raiden and the other kombatants watched the movie(actually, Shinnok was the only kombatant to ever see the movie) in it's entirety. Comments like "She fuckin killed us! That never happened!" "Wow, I look great as a mortal." "Who is that babe playing Sonya?" "Who is that dork playing Raiden?" "Is that Jason from Young Hercules?" "What the hell! I'm not Asian!" "That's what I'm talkin bout! Muddy Kombat!" " Haha! Did you see what I did to Rain? What a dick!" "Whoa. Pretty spinning. I wanna do that in the next game! Look how cool I look doing that" "I am not a part of Ermac!" (A/N: If you can guess who said what in that last little sequence, send me a note saying so.)

"DADDY!!" Raiden and Shao Khan say as they bumrush their "father"

"See? Told you I was your father."

Then Scorpian and Li Mei came out of the room.

"What did I miss?" Scorpion asked.

"Raiden, Kahn, and Shinnok are having a family moment." Fujin informed him

"Family moment?"

"We'll explain later." Ermac said.

"Wait. Does it involve that crappy sequel movie?" Scorpion asked. Everyone nodded. "And they're just going to take that as canon?"

"Apparently so." Kung Lao said.

Liu Kang then walked over to Raiden and took his hammer and judge clothes as he cryed with his "family".

"Since Lord Raiden can't, I'll be judge.(reads papers on Raiden's desk.) Okay I now am suppose to call the jury, who has been watching backstage, will now come and give thier verdict. Come on out guys."

The jury was made some of the more...useless fighters in MK series; Meat, Chameleon, Khameleon, Mokap, Hornbuckle, and Blaze.

"Wow. You sir are one handsome man." Judge Liu said to Hornbuckle.

"Thank you. You're quite handsome yourself."

"Could it be because we look alike?"

"Why yes sir! That is it!"

Everyone looks at them strangely.

"Anyway" Liu began "Has the jury reached a verdict?"

"Yes your honor. We find the defendent Ed Boon guilty for unlawful firing."

All the kombatants yelled for joy.

"Order! order! Bailiff calm them down."

"Gotcha. Hey! Either calm down or I'll make you watch the Director's Cut of Ninja Mime with my commentary!"

Everyone went silent.

"Okay. I rule that you Ed Boon must hire us again and resume the Mortal Kombat series. That is all." Liu said as he got up

The scene warps to Stryker in a room with a bunch of 5th graders.

"And that's the story of how we got fired and hired again by Mortal Kombat. It also explains why I'm doing community service right now." Stryker said.

The bell rang and the students started filing out. One certain red headed kid stayed behind to ask a multitude of questions to Stryker. After a moment a women wearing only a cut off tanktop and very short shorts came in(it was the middle of July after all). It was none other than...

"Auntie Kira!!" the child exclaimed

"Hey kid. Ready to go...oh shit." Kira said.

"Auntie Kira huh? Well if that's the case get ready to meet Uncle Stryker."

"HELL NO!!"

Stryker then chased Kira while yelling things like "I love you" " Come back! Think about the kids we could make" and other things at her. It ended up with the police being called and Stryker being hauled off for indicent exposure, Attempted assault, and Parole Violation. He is currently serving a 12 year sentence.

FIN!!

"WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!" Daegon said. "I don't even get a cameo?"

"Yeah, and what about me? What about Taven?!" Taven whined.

"It's not my fault your game came out after this story." the author says.

"But you re-wrote it! You could've penciled us in." Sareena said slowly.

"I could've, but I didn't, so yeah."

Again, FIN!!

A/N: Well thats it! The end of my story. Hope you guys liked it!