Hi, everyone! Thanks for reviewing! Um… not much else to be said…
Oh yeah, if you like Avatar the Last Airbender best get to my newest fanfiction and get your spleen checked.
Or lol… whatever you like…
Chapter 2 Entering Tamaran Palace
AgentM: Hi? Where's this hotel? (points to name and address on card)
RandomBuffAlienGuy: Hm? That would be the palace of Tamaran.
AgentM: I'm staying in the palace! (squeals)
RandomBuffAlienGuy: It is that way.
AgentM: Thanks! (walks off till gets to a long bunch of stairs)
AnotherRandomBuffAlienGuy: Is there any way I can be of service to you, strange one?
AgentM: Wah… I've only been here for a few seconds and people already think I'm weird… Which way's the palace, dude?
AnotherRandomBuffAlienGuy: Up those stairs…
AgentM: gk… ALL those stairs?
AnotherRandomBuffAlienGuy: tch… (walks off) What a freak alien girl…
AgentM: Best I get started! (prepares to walk up long staircase)
…….(few hours later)….
AgentM: Huff-Huff-Puff-GASP! (exhausted breathing noises but is finally at top) Whew! No wonder all the tamaranian men are buff and the tamaranian girls are so thin!
Guard: You freak alien girl! State your name, if you would please!
AgentM: I'm AgentM… fanfiction writer/OC/Titan kidnapper/ former HIVE student and Crazed Apprentice… who seriously thinks you guys need elevators!
Guard: You may proceed to the throne room!
AgentM: What for?
Guard: You are to meet with her majesty, Empress Komand'r Blackfire! (A.N: Takes place before Betrothed apparently…)
AgentM: Cool! Not as cool as Raven, but not a bad character! (walks to throne room)
Blackf: I am, Komand'r Blackfire, the queen of Tamaran!
AgentM: I am, AgentM AgentM, the mercenary of all that's sugary!
Blackf: Why have you come to my planet from Earth?
AgentM: (motions to paper) I won the sweepstakes…
Blackf: What sweepstakes?
AgentM: This one. (shows paper)
Blackf: Hm… I see… but that doesn't mean I welcome you on my planet!
AgentM: Oh please let me stay! I'll be a very good slave/guest!
Blackf: SECURITY!
AgentM: Ok! Ok! Sheesh! Just let me stay please!
Blackf: What are you able to do?
AgentM: I-I'm a fanfiction sorceress! I can play the tuba! I-!
Blackf: WhoaWhoaWhoa! Hold up! What was that first part?
AgentM: …I-I'm a fanfiction sorceress?
Blackf: …
AgentM: …
Blackf: …. … … wazzat?
AgentM: (le gasp) You don't know what's a fanfiction sorceress! (takes a deep breath)
Starts singing:
"My name's AgentM, just one letter and it's mine!"
"With plenty of sugar is how I like to dine!"
"I battle ferocious orcs"
"With my faithful, reliable spork!"
"And if you want to dance to the beat of bunny."
"Then, you'd think I'm pretty funny."
"But if you're sane at mind."
"You will send me comments flaming and unkind."
"FAAAAANFIIIIICTION SORCERESS!"
"(background: Sorceress!)"
"FAAAAAAAAAANFIIIIIIIIIIICTION SORCERESS!"
"(background: Sorceress!)"
"Lalala… Dedede! Lalala… Dedede-!"
Blackf: Ok! Ok! That's enough!
AgentM: So… can I stay?
Blackf: …
AgentM: …
Blackf: You're a freak, aintcha?
AgentM: (smiles) That's right!
Blackf: … off with her head…
Guards: (carry her away)
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