Lalala… nothing to say…
Chapter 3 AgentM makes her escape!
Guards: (currently torturing AgentM)
AgentM: (Gasp) (Gasp) SHIRE! (Gasp) BAGGINS! (Gasp)
Head Guard: That is enough!
AgentM: It burns us! It buuuurns us!
Guards: (let go of AgentM)
Head Guard: Eat, alien freak!
AgentM: (takes the moldy bread) So… what are you going to do with me? (sprinkles bread with sugar in a large sugar shaker behind her back)
Head Guard: You will rot in this prison cell for dishonoring our beloved queen!
AgentM: …why do you obey her orders?
Head Guard: I dunno.
Other Guard: Yeah, we dunno.
Another Guard: Why do we?
Another Other Guard: She is hot…
Other Guard: P'anka'yke!
Another Guard: Well… he's got a point there.
AgentM: tch… you guys are losers.
Head Guard: (kicks AgentM) Cease the talking, alien freak!
AgentM: (swallows moldy/sugary bread) Can I have my lab top?
Head Guard: Why would you need that?
AgentM: Um… to, uh… check my e-mails?
Head Guard: Oh, uh… yes, of course… it would be terribly awful of us not to let you…
AgentM: Thanks! Hm… let's see… (starts typing) "…the khaki coated OC was being imprisoned by the hostile aliens. Her mystical labtop gave her the courage and the hidden trunk of sugar gave her the strength to subdue her capturers and escape…"
Head Guard: Okay! Break's over! Let's torture her some more!
AgentM: (swallows the trunk of sugar) I HAVE THE POOOOWER!
Head Guard: What in X'Hal's name-!
AgentM: (socks the Head Guard's lights out)
Guards: Raaah! (approach AgentM)
AgentM: Ki-yah! (Rapid Super Punch Attack Auto-fire) … don't worry P'anka'yke, I like you a lot!
P'anka'yke: I thank you for sparing my life!
AgentM: No problem! Say, do you know where the exit is?
P'anka'yke: Sure! (points to the sign with the glowing "Exit" on it in green)
AgentM: Thanks! (runs out the door)
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AgentM: (gasp) (gasp) too… much… running… (collapses)
MysteriousAlienWoman: pst… please folly over here.
AgentM: Hm? (walks towards MysteriousAlienWoman) Hiya!
MysteriousAlienWoman: Zol!
AgentM: I'm AgentM the Obsessinator, from planet Earth!
MysteriousAlienWoman: My name is Cata'ryna the Peasant Girl… from here.
AgentM: Say, do you have a place I can crash for the night? Pretty please with gummy bears on top?
Cata'ryna: Please… what is this "crash" and "bears of gummy" you speak of?
AgentM: "Crash" is the Earth term for going to a party late at night and crawling to your superbly sympathetic friend so he can bale you out of the parking tickets and let you sleep in his closet till the morning comes and his parents kick you out and then your parents kill you. "Gummy Bears" are a delectable treat of Earth processed by enslaved Pandas and made from various unidentified liquids.
Cata'ryna: … … … oh…
AgentM: So could I please spend the night? The Tamaranian government is after me.
Cata'ryna: Weary travelers and convicts are always welcome.
AgentM: Thanks! I'm so glad I can trust a total stranger whom I never met before and totally lay my life in her hands which I also find trusting!
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R&R
Hehe… if this was an anime, AgentM's attack would be called "Rapid Super Punch Attack Auto-fire™!"
HELP US IN THE ENSLAVED PANDA REVOLUTION!
Too long, have the poor pandas been abused and tortured in sweat shops, making low-cal cookies and snacks, for minimum wage!