Oo… Wow, so many people supporting out Panda Revolution… RIGHT ON!
Happy B-Day Doc. King!
Chapter 4 Yeah, I'll have one Frappuccino…
AgentM: So… where are we going Cata'ryna?
Cata'ryna: To the rebel base. You see, you are not so alone yourself. We are convicts as well… rebels. We have always supported the second born, Koriand'r Starfire.
AgentM: (shakes head) …never been much for politics… I'm more of a sugar-addict… So where is this rebel base for Starfire located?
Cata'ryna: Right there! (points to a large building with a huge sign)
AgentM: … … … Starbucks?
Cata'ryna: No. Sta'rbuuck's!
AgentM: …
Cata'ryna: …
AgentM: … … … I have no idea how you just said that…
Cata'ryna: Sta'rbuuck's! It is the name of our rebel base from which we stay loyal to second-born Starfire while making a buck or two…
AgentM: Indeed… (follows into Sta'rbuuck's)
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AgentM: OMG! P'anka'yke!
P'anka'yke: You are correct!
AgentM: Wassup! What are you doing here?
Cata'ryna: … you know her?
AgentM: Yeah, he does! We're real tight! He was one of the dudes that tortured me in prison! I still got the scars to prove it! (flexes scars) Neat, huh? (points) I'm going to name this one Stefan, and this one Darren, and this one-!
Cata'ryna: Riiiiiiiight. Interesting information… Now! Since you met him in the dungeons, I shall explain the circumstance! (motions towards P'anka'yke) He's our double agent!
P'anka'yke: So, AgentM? Shall you join us in our never ending battle against the Tamaran government?
AgentM: Sure! Why not?
Cata'ryna: Uh… we could give you time to think about your decision…
AgentM: Oh… Well. Heck! They hate me already! Might as well make the biggest, explosive impression of myself, AGENTM THE HIGH AND MIGHTY MERCINARY OF ALL THAT'S SUGARY!
P'anka'yke: That is the spirit!
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AgentM: If Starfire ruled Tamaran, it would be filled with fluffy pink clouds and cute furry kitties that would prance and purr at the warm snuggly universe.
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AgentM: Say, P'anka'yke… Can I get a cool Tamaran name?
P'anka'yke: Well, we don't receive our names at birth. Once after we are younglings capable of flight and our eyes have opened, we have to perform a difficult task before receiving our official title which we have to cherish with all our owner and dignity…
AgentM: I'm thinking… AGENTM a.k.a PEPSI-STAR!
P'anka'yke: How lame…
AgentM: Fine, since you're P'anka'yke… how about… B'UTT'RD T'OST!
P'anka'yke: … … … (is flustered) I'm sorry… I don't quite understand it… Is this a play upon my name?
AgentM: …sorta… least, I thought…
P'anka'yke: (whimpers)
AgentM: No, no… it's not what I meant! I!
P'anka'yke: (in tears) I was named by my deceased father after (sniff) a mighty Okaaran warrior! (sniff)
AgentM: Really? In my world, it's a thin, squishy cake that you drown in syrup and force into your roommate's mouth…
P'anka'yke: (whimpers) Eek! (faints; is frothing at the mouth)
AgentM: Wow… y'all take your names too seriously…
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R&R
BTW,
P'anka'yke… I made him up over the breakfast table, um… on the morning he showed up in the fic…
Cata'ryna… she was going to show up in my other fic "Luster." She was the daughter of a royal official in the Tamaran palace. You should really read that story, it's not funny at all, but at least I tried…
Yeah, and Catarina was the "back-up" name when I was born. Don't laugh, at least it's better than my brother's "back-up" name, Everett. (shudders)