Gah… I'm squeezing my brains out for finals… only a little trickle was left and dropped into this chapter… uug… sorry… I'm apologizing beforehand, because I might not be able to update next Friday… So, just check up on the following Friday… sorrysorrysorry!
Chapter 5 Ode to Slug
AgentM: …I'm hungry… got any ramen?
P'anka'yke: No, but shall you partake on this delicious slug I am seasoning!
AgentM: Seasoned Slug? With…
P'anka'yke: With salt and soy sauce!
AgentM: Seasoned Slug with salt and soy sauce? …No.
P'anka'yke: Sure?
AgentM: Certainly…
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AgentM: …so… hungry…
Cata'ryna: Please, AgentM! You must eat something or you will surely die! And if you die, it is I who will have to clean your rotting carcass!
AgentM: …but… slug…
Cata'ryna: Oooo! You will just have to get use to Tamaran diet! I mean, it can not be that bad by some Earth tastes such as your beef tongue, and frog legs, and chicken feet…!
AgentM: (springs up) I KNOW!
Cata'ryna: Know what…?
AgentM: (jumps onto table) I WILL JOURNEY TO THE LAND OF BOBA!
Cata'ryna: The planet of Bo'ba is completely off limits! If they catch you-!
AgentM: Don't worry, Cata'ryna… they won't catch me…
Cata'ryna: How can you be so sure?
AgentM: …because… I am from Earth… From Earth I came… And in being an Earthling gave me some unique characteristics… like you guys being able to shoot star bolts and fly, we Earthlings were born with a powerful ability… the ability to search for the boba… to track down the boba… to capture the boba… and to consume the boba and all its squishy, pearly goodness and its milky, sugary liquid-ness…
Cata'ryna: You are insane-
AgentM: -and don't forget it! (leaves)
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AgentM: (walks back in) hehe …uh, any of you guys got a space ship I can borrow…?
P'anka'yke: (throws her the keys)
AgentM: (catchs them) Thanks! And, uh, don't mention this to Cata'ryina… my last, grand exit was supposed to be the…last…grand… one… (leaves)
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AgentM: (is cruising… WHOO HOO!) Hm… The planet of Bo'ba is quite some light years away from the Star System Vega…
CentauriPolice: Halt!
AgentM: Sup!
CentauriPolice: We are the Centauri Police!
AgentM: I am one crazy OC cruisin' in a space ship!
CentauriPolice: This area is off limits!
AgentM: How was I supposed to know this area was off limits?
CentauriPolice: (points to off-limits sign)
AgentM: …oh… hehehe… Well… I… am… Empress Komand'r Blackfire?
CentauriPolice: No you are not!
AgentM: Yes, I am! Fear me…
CentauriPolice: The empress of Tamaran has black hair, yours is neon green!
AgentM: Dang! They must know that one…
CentauriPolice: Turn your ship right now!
AgentM: I CAN'T!
CentauriPolice: WHY NOT?
AgentM: I DUNNO HOW!
CentauriPolice: Do you even have a license?
AgentM: Um, no. I just moved here, I'm from Earth…
CentauriPolice: GASP! DID YOU JUST SAY FROM EARTH?
AgentM: Uh… yeah…
CentauriPolice: "vibrant hair... female Earthling… weirdo" GASP! I AM SO, SO SORRY YOUR MAJESTY!
AgentM: …w-wat?
CentauriPolice: O-oh! R-Right this way your h-highness!
AgentM: …uh… thanks… (thinking, 'he must know me from my fanfictions…')
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AgentM: (enters Planet Bo'ba)
Randomperson: R-R-R-R-R-R-Right this way, M-M-Ma'am!
AgentM: …thanks…?
AnotherRandomperson: M-My lady!
AgentM: Yo lady?
AnotherRandomperson: My lady!
AgentM: Me lady?
AnotherRandomperson: Yes!
AgentM: Ooooh…
AnotherRandomperson: We were not expecting you so soon! But we managed to get ready in a hurry! N-Not that we rushed too much to prepare for you! W-We always enjoy your visits!
AgentM: WhoaWhoaWhoaWhoa! Hold on! I think y'all got me confused with the wrong person!
AnotherRandomPerson: What are you saying, my lady?
AgentM: (points to herself) Who am I?
AnotherRandomPerson: My lady!
AgentM: Yes! Yes! I know! But who am I, specifically?
AnotherRandomPerson: Um, Uh! HermajestythebeautifulandmercilesswarlordbornonEarthwhotookoverourplanettoharvestbobaanditsdeliciousness?
AgentM: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AnotherRandomPerson: My lady!
AgentM: AAAAAAAH! YOU THINKG I'M HermajestythebeautifulandmercilesswarlordbornonEarthwhotookoverourplanettoharvestbobaanditsdeliciousness!
AnotherRandomPerson: W-What is going on? Oh, I am so, so sorry, my lady! Please have mercy! I did not mean to offend you!
AgentM: AAAAAAH! I'M SOOOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!
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R&R