Xerxes93: Um… pretty sure I said "he" a couple of times. But, the fact that you still thought it wrong is my fault entirely. Sigh… I guess that's the trouble with introducing so many new characters in fic.
Canaarie: You're on! (grabs X-Box controller)
Happy Sun: Yay! Best present ever!
ninjaofdeath: Neither. Trogaar is an actual Teen Titans character. He showed up in Season 5's episode "Go."
Chapter 8 Hairy Peaches
AgentM: Hm… 1,2,3rd time captured in a week. Not bad, I suppose.
Cata'ryna: Not bad?
AgentM: Could be worse!
Cata'ryna: Worse than an execution?
AgentM: W-W-W-WHAT? Execution? I just thought they were going to torture me s'more!
Cata'ryna: For being weird, the punishment is light. For messing with them, the punishment is much more sinister.
AgentM: OH DANG! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Cata'ryna: Yeah… no kidding…
P'anka'yke: But we thank you for your concern.
AgentM: You're welcome. But still, WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
P'anka'yke: Well. Why do you not escape like how you did last time?
AgentM: Last time? I-I'll see what I can do. (inhales and starts typing, "… … … …")
P'anka'yke: Is it that easy? All I see are the little dots.
AgentM: Arg! Writer's block! Writer's block!
Cata'ryna: Oh my X'hal… you are kidding…
AgentM: No I'm not! Grrrr! Those Gordonians must have injected me with the deadly writer's block serum!
P'anka'yke: (gasps)
AgentM: It's a vile concoction of mixed enzymes that paralyzes the nervous system! Symptoms can range from the inability to move your fingers or maybe even leave your brain in a catatonic state!
P'anka'yke: (gasps)
Cata'ryna: (sighs) SOooo… we are doomed?
AgentM: Nonono! We're just temporarily doomed… maybe even partially doomed.
P'anka'yke: soooooo…
AgentM: All I need is some sugar to counteract the writer's block neurotoxins.
Cata'ryna: Sure! Sugar! We have plenty over here!
AgentM: C'mon? NO sugar? Not even Non-dairy creamer?
P'anka'yke: I do believe I still have some of the seasoned slug!
AgentM: … … you STILL have that thing?
P'anka'yke: Would it suffice?
AgentM: Um… SURE! WHY NOT? LET'S GIVE IT A WHIRL! YEAH!
Cata'ryna: It could unleash a chemical reaction upon the neurotoxin!
AgentM: Sheesh! I don't like to think! I'm a Teen Titans fanfic authoress, remember? Let's just GO!
Cata'ryna: sigh…
P'anka'yke: Bottoms upward! (throws slug into AgentM's mouth)
AgentM: … … … … … … not bad…
Cata'ryna: Well did it work?
AgentM: I dunno… I- ARRRG! UG! OOOOH! (holds stomach)
P'anka'yke: AgentM! Are you all right? What is the matter?
AgentM: ARRRG! AAAAAR! I FEEL LIKE MY FLESH IS BURNING! WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING? I-AAAR! AAAAA! (doubles over)
Cata'ryna: (rushes to AgentM) Omigosh! I knew this would happen! P'anka'yke! I-I-I do not know what to do!
AgentM: Ugggggh. Arrrg. P-Please… s-stop the burning… p-p-please…
Cata'ryna: I-I do not know! P'anka'yke! Please help! She is dying!
P'anka'yke: (picks up AgentM) Cata'ryna! Blast the wall with your starbolts, NOW!
Cata'ryna: B-But we already tried that!
P'anka'yke: JUST DO IT! JUST TRY AGAIN!
Cata'ryna: Uh. O-oh… (concentrates energy) …PAH! (blasts the wall through)
P'anka'yke: We gotta find one of the Tamaran guards! Or Blackfire!
Cata'ryna: T-the empress?
P'anka'yke: Hurry! We have got to find someone!
Cata'ryna: A-all right…
(boths runs off)
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Blackf: Thank you for your time. It has been a great pleasure doing business with your great sklerch… (ends transmission and turns to guard) How are the prisoners doing?
Guard: Uh find! L-last time I checked!
Blackf: Good. Keep your eye on the strange one… the one from earth.
Guard: Um? Why her your majesty?
Blackf: DO I PAY YOU TO ASK STUPID QUESTIONS?
Guard: UH! No ma'am! I'll check back on them right away!
Blackf: I don't see anyone stopping you! GO! NOW!
Guard: Uh-Yes, your majesty! (leaves)
Blackf: (holds head) Ugh… this is too much. They better be paying BIG time for her…
P'anka'yke: Your majesty…?
Blackf: (turns) WHAT IS IT NO- what are you doing out of your cell?
P'anka'yke: S-she is not going to make it… (holds out AgentM) please help her…
Blackf: What the- WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? She's supposed to be live! They won't accept this-!
P'anka'yke: CURE HER RIGHT NOW!
Blackf: I-I'll do what I can! All right? AH DARNX'HALIT! I just sucked my last "doctor" off my ship!
P'anka'yke: WHAT?
Blackf: He was getting on my nerves… We're going to have to land!
P'anka'yke: Where is the nearest planet?
Blackf: Feh! Hardly any! Most are just barren wastelands. Anything still populated we incinerated before we got here…
P'anka'yke: Is there ANY other option?
Blackf: Hm… I don't think we blew Altara Prime… yeah, I don't think we did. I like that place! They got some real nice beaches there-!
P'anka'yke: THEN LET'S GO! CAN'T YOU SEE SHE WON'T LAST MUCH LONGER?
Blackf: Huh? (looks at AgentM)
AgentM: (still groaning in agony) …rrrg… oooh… p-please… please stop…
Blackf: (turns head to another Guard) YOU THERE! NOTIFY THE CONTROL CENTER! WE'RE LANDING ON ALTARA PRIME!
AgentM: oooooh… s-stop …. rrrrrrrm…. s-stop! Just stop! ….oooooh…
Blackf: How could this happen? How could all this happen…?
AgentM: …p-please… don't-don't hurt her! … ooooooh…. Oooooh!
Blackf: WHY ARE WE NOT LANDING YET! YOU BETTER LAND THIS THING OR-!
AgentM: ….DAIDEA! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!
Blackf: LAAAAAAAAAAAND!
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R&R
Hehe… confused? Don't worry. It'll all tie in sometime later. You'll see next chapter.
Please don't be mad or anything! Just thought I should heighten a bit of suspense, y'know?